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|Regius gelata piscis|
|Habitat||Any body of water|
|Description||Stingy Lil' Sucker|
Strength Level 5: 50+ HP
Despite being supreme ruler of all the jellyfish in that pond just outside of Godville, the Royal Jellyfish spends most of her day squirting out Royal Jelly that is often used as an aphrodisiac by misinformed heroes looking for a date with the trader's children. It can also be sold at a relatively modest price assuming the trader is more than modestly inebriated read: dead drunk.
You can find this majestic creature wandering far from the ponds of Godville as she is quite fond of reminding everyone of just how important she is. You would also do well in avoiding her as she trolls the seas for more heroes to ensnare while sailing.
The best way to defeat her is to tell her to go back into the kitchen and make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, hold the jelly. This has a two-pronged effect of infuriating her feminist sensibilities while also insulting jellies everywhere. She somehow finds a way to feel personally insulted.
Heroes are advised not to approach her as she will attempt to make you her minion. Heroines are strongly advised not to make eye contact as she will attempt to start a lengthy conversation with you about the latest jellyfish trends and her many non-existent suitors. She also likes mentioning her patron god and often greets with the phrase "I am the ☾reato✔", whatever that means.