Hello!, and welcome to Righteous guild! We're glad you stopped by. We aren't the largest guild in Godville, or the smallest. What we are though, is one of the weirdest, most eclectic and fun-loving guilds here. So, if you feel like being a bit anarchistic, if you like to kid around a lot, if you like to say things just to see what other people do, then you are in the right spot!
And BTW, we don't care if you aren't RIGHTEOUS, either. In fact, some of our best friends are good. We don't hold that against them. They just can't help themselves, they were born that way, usually. So, if you feel better being vicious, or still pure evil!, welcome aboard. And even if you do happen to be righteous, don't worry. We still have plenty of room and fellowship for you!
We also have an active Guild Council, where the gods and goddesses let their figurative hairdos down, and say what's on their minds. If that sounds like you, you would be most welcome to make a home here. There are some easy directions below to help you join and stay in the guild. If you are having difficulties, please drop us a line at the guild forum page, and we will gladly assist you.
To all those discerning goddesses and gods who have already joined in our adventures and misadventures, please don't forget to announce yourselves as soon as possible in the Guild Council on your 'Friends' page. We will do our very best to show you a warm welcome.
In any event, welcome to Righteous guild!, and our Wiki Page! We have much here that we're proud of, and we're glad for the opportunity to share it with you.
Joining the Guild
Voice commands are sent on your “Remote” page area where it says ‘God Voice’. Type in or paste the VCs and click or tap where it says "Send".
Continue to send the "Join/Enroll" VC about once a minute or so until your hero|ine responds positively indicating they've understood you. After a half-dozen or so attempts, if your hero hasn't canceled his old quest and taken up a new line of work, then come back shortly and try again. You'll find that most heroines aren't nearly that stubborn or difficult.
Your original quest will be AUTOMATICALLY canceled when you send the "Join/Enroll" VC. If you cancel your quest FIRST, you'll need to wait about an hour to receive another quest, and THEN repeat this before joining us.
Many new players can be 'confused' by the unique play format of Godville. We are here to help you get settled in to your new 'halo' or 'pitchfork'. So regardless of whether you consider yourself good or evil, if you are a newly minted god or an elder player, we are ready to give you a hand.
Staying in the Guild
If your hero|ine shows their silly side and decides to leave the guild, send a Voice Command as above to:
Any of these will work. If your hero|ine doesn't listen at first, they might be busy. Wait until they are not busy: drinking, battling monsters, carousing, eating, drinking, sleeping, taking care of other bodily needs, visiting a tavern, drinking in a tavern, passed out in a tavern, etc. Did I mention drinking? Just keep repeating your Voice Command until they reply with a cancellation message. This might require several messages, hero|ines are sometimes cranky and self-absorbed.
Once they have gained the rank of Grand Master, your hero|ine will cease their wandering ways and remain loyal to the guild, providing you periodically check on their welfare every couple of weeks or so. After a certain time, unsupervised hero|ines automatically renounce their hard-earned guild rank and become an unguilded “Ronin” doomed to wander through Godville, a horrifying end to any hero|ine's career.
In order for us to demonstrate true guild fellowship, open communications are important. Here at Righteous guild! we have five main ways of communicating with each other:
If you belong on, but were inadvertently left off any Guildwiki lists, if there is any neglected Wiki business, if you desire to chew the fat (Ewwww!), swap lies or other godly and goddessly stuff, if you just want to see your Deity's name posted around here somewhere, or ESPECIALLY if you've located any ransom notes concerning our missing Rg! officers and staff, then PLEASE! send a Guild Council or private message to the Guild leadership, deities Talk Page, and we'll attempt to remedy it forthwith, or fifthwith, or something close like that.or , or leave us a message on the
Our Creation Myth
Some gods thinkcreated Righteous guild! when he decided that he would like his hero, Shadowdragon69, to be a lone ranger. The guild wasn't supposed to be big. It was just supposed to be him.
Another theory has thatdidn't know much about guilds and ended up creating one of his own. Because, why not? Sure, you could join an established guild, but a smaller guild is just as good. Plus, there's a whole lot less drama, if you're not a drama queen.
Believe whichever you like. Come up with your own crazy idea about it. Maybe there's a googly-eyed chicken or a bi-polar bear in your story. Or then again, maybe not.
One additional matter of a pressing nature needs to be dealt with here. There are scurrilous and scandalous rumors concerning the origins of Righteous guild! that need to be cracked like a partially broken egg. The fowl tales considering the relationship between certain founding members, free-ranging 3D chickens and googly eyes are totally and completely unfounded. Nothing could be further from the truth. Any innuendos or insinuations to the contrary will be dealt with harshly! Anyone with additional information should be lured to The Guildhall and quickly shipped out of town like a holiday turkey.
In the News!
Memorable media mentions (with new items through 21 Sep 2018, 3056 g.e.) concerning all things Righteous guild! In the guiding spirit that any publicity is good publicity (as long as our names get spelled correctly), we present this list of gratuitous, varied, yet vital boosts to our corporate self-esteem.
827 g.e., 14 Aug 2012, Issue #581 • Our guild was listed in the Godville Times for having 2% guild popularity in Herolympus. This is the biggest thing that has happened to us since we hit 100 members! A mention is great for the guild's publicity.
831 g.e., 18 Aug 2012, Issue #585 • Our guild was listed yet again in the Godville Times. This time it's for having 1% guild popularity in Herolympus. Doesn't take much to get in here!
1225 g.e., 16 Sep 2013, Issue #979 • The excellent nutrition of the “guild” guild has made members of the “Righteous guild!” guild extremely jealous. Unfortunately, this is true. But we have bigger and fancier centerpieces!
1442 g.e., 21 Apr 2014, Issue #1196 • Righteous guild! was in the Godville Times for having 2% popularity in Trollbridge! This is great for our guild!
1943 g.e., 4 Sep 2015, Issue #1697 •
After extensive hands-on, and time-consuming research, our detail-oriented actuarial scientists can categorically state: Getting a #1 score in the new Bingo! section is definitely harder than it looks!
2076 g.e., 15 Jan 2016, Issue #1831 • NERMAL DE SMURF - 64th-level adventurer, former member of the “Righteous guild!” guild, with the motto “Meow for now”, stands at the 71st position in the Pantheon of Duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon. Any members tired of having sand kicked in their faces at Last Resort are encouraged to contact this valiant and high-ranked deity.
2093 g.e., 1 Feb 2016, Issue #1850 •
An excellent #1 ranking and score for Marmitta on a hard-to-score day, and a rare “hat trick” for our tiny guild, putting three members in the top 100.
2098 g.e., 6 Feb 2016 • Master raconteur, consummate crossword conqueror, and all-around guildist mainstay,, achieved an amazing, and all-time record-breaking (for us) Number Two position in the vaunted Pantheon of Storytelling, proving that all good tales don't necessarily need even a smidgen of truth to sound funny!
2141 g.e., 20 Mar 2016, Issue #1896 •
Once again, one of our consistently high-scorers, the marvelous Marmitta, shows all Godville how it's done. With help from those same two sidekicks, scoring another “hat trick” for Righteous guild!
2146 g.e., 25 Mar 2016, Issue #1901 •
Sowing fear and terror into the hearts of handicappers throughout the land, the usual suspects strike again!
2160 g.e., 8 Apr 2016 • The mysterious and masterful goddesstoday became our very first Righteous guild!mate to complete and launch an ark. Congratulations to our seagoing deity! Now booking local charters for three-hour tours, specializing in investment, entertainment and educational clients.
2212 g.e., 30 May 2016 • Now that the Guild Rating Sweeps are over, the most recent Customer Service survey is in, with some intriguing results:
“Seems like a good guild ... The best Godwiki page I've seen in my years in [G]odville ... The only guild that actively welcomed one of my heroes ... A good group for socializing ... None of my guilds has ever had so much useful information on its godwiki page.”
So it seems like we're doing something right! Obviously, a serious mistake has been made here...
2230 g.e., 17 Jun 2016, Issue #1987 •
After a nearly-three-month absense from the triple score rankings, those usual suspects of the Righteous guild! player cadre bounce right back to their somewhat usual form, lead by their former Fearless Leader hisself, the warm and witty, WangDoodle!
2827 g.e., 4 Feb 2018, Issue #2583 • On only the fifth day of Guild Spotlight listings, those erudite and tasteful experts at our favorite news source chose us as one of their leading guilds. They assuredly know high quality when they see it: “Righteous guild! is a group of brave adventurers at the 77th postion of the Pantheon of Unity. 'Fowlmancers' — that's how the elite of this guild like to call themselves. The guild's unity increases with dropping temperatures.” Any claims by rival guilds that it was necessary to eliminate the riff-raff first is a bold-faced attempt at false news!
2977 g.e., 4 Jul 2018, Issue #2733 • The staff and employees at the Godville Times wish to express their undying gratitude for our general efforts to keep them employed, and one special Goddess in particular. According to the powers that be, “It's a good thing people likewrite into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.” Three cheers for her and all our economic stimuli!
3050 g.e., 15 Sep 2018, Issue #2806 • After being absent for what seems like years, our guild is once again in the Godville Times' town listings. Not in our usual cellar locations, but actually in Herowin's 7th place (with 3% popularity), ahead of two other guilds! If you think this is easy, try doing it some time!
3056 g.e., 21 Sep 2018, Issue #2812 •Apparently, it's easier than the editorial scribes think. Some hero|ine or hero|ines unknown is rapidly elevating the rising good repute of Righteous guild! to an unheard of heighth of 3% popularity (and third place!) in the Herolympus uplands. Any guildmates with tendencies towards vertigo or nosebleeds are advised to bypass this area temporarily.
3327 g.e., 19 June 2019, Issue #3083 •says that yes, his ER correction skills are innate reflexes, and no, he will not autograph the reporter's t-shirt. Clearly he has been todying to the devs. That explains the large amounts of beer that has been found on the guild hall front porch.
Righteous guild! has a long, proud history of benign leadership. In fact, we are so proud of our Fearless Leaders, we wish to enshrine their illustrious and glorious names here. This distinguished list allows us to pinpoint, with an amazing degree of accuracy, the almost exact dates of leadership to within approximately one month of the solar year. In this manner, no matter what rumours, defamations, calumnies or traducements might be cast about concerning our worshipful and benevolent leaders, we can properly assign to them whatever appropriate guilt, responsibility or penalties might be forthcoming.
In that spirit of gratitude and respect, we present the irreplaceable past and present leadership of Righteous guild!
March 2020 - Present
October 2019 - February 2020
June 2019 - October 2019
Jan 2019 – May 2019
Sep 2018 – Jan 2019
TEMPORARY TIME OF APOLITICAL APATHY
Jun 2017 - Oct 2017
INTERREGNUM OF ANARCHY
Sep 2016 — Unknown
May 2016 — Sep 2016
Dec 2015 — May 2016
Aug 2015 — Dec 2015
Apr 2015 — Aug 2015
Past leader? (probably apocryphal)
Past leader? (questionable)
REVERED AND LEGENDARY FOUNDER
Congratulations to all these Glorious Deities who, with their longstanding dedication to Righteous guild!, act as the best role models possible for all those younger deities needing a good guide to sacred behavior.
⭐ Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by his valiant hero, Awesome Sods (If you've seen him, let us know! Free beer for your trouble)
⭐ Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by his valiant heroine, Spinterogeno
⭐ Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by his valiant hero, Harlad
⭐ Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by his valiant heroine, WangFlanger
X⭐ Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by her valiant hero, Conophytum
Honored FOWLMANCERchampioned by her valiant heroine, Whovian4lif
Honored PROPHETchampioned by his valiant hero, Sun-Wukong
X Honored PATRIARCHchampioned by her valiant hero, Otho Marcellius
⭐ Honored PATRIARCHchampioned by his valiant hero, Bezeldoo
Honored PATRIARCHchampioned by his valiant hero, Grippesou
⭐ Honored MATRIARCHchampioned by his valiant heroine, Lenika
⭐ Honored HIERARCHchampioned by his valiant heroine, Apfelsine
X Honored HIERARCHchampioned by her valiant hero, Simbik
Honored CARDINALchampioned by his valiant hero, RadBread
Honored CARDINALchampioned by his valiant hero, George Hanley
X Honored CARDINALchampioned by her valiant hero, Subconsciousness
WARNING:The following information is available strictly for the use of Registered Deities! Heroes and heroines cannot conceive of the geological time periods involved here. They have been known to become despondent and even suicidal after attempting to reconcile these vast tracts of time with their dreary, humdrum and, most importantly, DAILY existence, which, as all Deities know, is nasty, brutish and short! Only Beings able to understand how even lengthy processes do eventually conclude can be privy to these timelines.
This warning SHOULD NOT be ignored as many heroes and even some heroines have been known to become a danger to themselves or others after inadvertent disclosures of these secrets. This is not to excuse their ordinary, everyday, normally-dangerous behaviours, just a reminder that if and when they do die, as their deity, it should be by your will, and in your service.
Congratulations to all these guild members who, though not quite yet Grand Masters, have expressed through word or deed, their desire to remain, participate, and fulfill the glorious future beckoning to all Righteous guild! mates.
championed by his dipsomaniacal hero, Home Wrecker!
We feel that every Deity has a special talent or talents that they bring with them when they choose to join in fellowship with a guild. Some Deities like to lead, others prefer to work behind the scenes; all aid in advancing the guild's goals! Certain members would like to caution their fellow members of areas that might be considered specialties, such as chicken-plucking; monster-baiting; designing of fanciful artworks;
• Nominated for Best Baker and Muffin Maker, Soup-chef, and Menu Designer of Glorious Repasts
• Nominated for Monitor of Mnemonic Memes, Director of GIF Production, and Head Explorer of Abyssal Realms
• Nominated for Head Scribe, Worrier of Words and Loser of Lists
Please help us celebrate all of these, our past and present proud deities, of at least Grand Master rank, who have had these glorious edifices, and more erected in their honor by their hard-working heroes and heroines:
COMING SOON!'S NEW ARK!
COMING SOON!'S NEW ARK!
COMING SOON!'S NEW ARK!
• Temple completed on 2515 g.e. (29 Mar 2017), by her dedicated hero, Matt Bomer
• Temple completed on 2498 g.e. (12 Mar 2017), by his dedicated hero, YoloLoo
• Temple completed on 2486 g.e. (28 Feb 2017), by his dedicated heroine, Leafeon-Eevee
🍻• Temple completed on 2410 g.e. (14 Dec 2016), by her dedicated heroine, Whovian4lif
🍻• Temple completed on 2341 g.e. (6 Oct 2016), by her dedicated hero, Conophytum
🍻• Temple 19826 completed on 2288 g.e. (14 Aug 2016), by her dedicated hero, Simbik • She's also the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 2753 g.e. (22 Nov 2017).
🍻• Temple completed on 2286 g.e. (12 Aug 2016), by his dedicated hero, RadBread
• Temple completed on 2235 g.e. (22 Jun 2016), by his dedicated heroine, Tater-
• Temple completed on 2233 g.e. (20 Jun 2016), by his dedicated hero, Sir Gottardo
• Temple completed on 2209 g.e. (27 May 2016), by his dedicated hero, Darklight136
🍻• Temple completed on 2203 g.e. (21 May 2016), by his dedicated hero, Harled • He's also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 2320 g.e. (15 Sep 2016)
🍻• Temple completed on 2203 g.e. (21 May 2016), by his dedicated heroine, WangFlanger
• Temple completed on 2183 g.e. (1 May 2016), by her dedicated heroine, Odette Collingwood
• Temple completed on 2176 g.e. (24 Apr 2016), by her dedicated hero, Charlie Atwater
• Temple completed on 2174 g.e. (22 Apr 2016), by his dedicated hero, Chocoby
• Temple completed on 2161 g.e. (9 Apr 2016), by her dedicated heroine, Willow Grimm
• Temple completed on 2143 g.e. (22 Mar 2016), by his dedicated hero, Bloody Assasin
• Temple completed on 2141 g.e. (20 Mar 2016), by her dedicated heroine, Jocarra
• Temple completed on 2137 g.e. (16 Mar 2016), by her dedicated hero, Faol
🍻• Temple completed on 2134 g.e. (13 Mar 2016), by his dedicated hero, Spinterogeno • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 2266 g.e. (23 May 2016)
• Temple completed on 2133 g.e. (12 Mar 2016), by her dedicated hero, Shekhel-Khan
• Temple completed on 2117 g.e. (25 Feb 2016), by his dedicated hero, He1en
🍻• Temple completed on 2102 g.e. (10 Feb 2016), by his dedicated hero, Awesome Sods • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion
• Temple completed on 2102 g.e. (10 Feb 2016), by his dedicated hero, Lawly
Formerly known as Nyxen • Temple completed on 2056 g.e. (26 Dec 2015), by his dedicated hero, Abcqwertyu (also previously known as Nyxen)
• Temple completed on 1981 g.e. (12 Oct 2015), by his dedicated hero, Ishkebibble • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 2206 g.e. (24 May 2016) • And the owner of an Ark completed on 2517 g.e. (31 Mar 2017)
• Temple completed on 1971 g.e. (2 Oct 2015), by his dedicated hero, Chuckenheimer
• Temple completed on 1922 g.e. (14 Aug 2015), by his dedicated hero, Wafflelander
• Temple completed on 1895 g.e. (18 Jul 2015), by his dedicated hero, Gods glory
• Temple completed on 1878 g.e. (1 Jul 2015), by her dedicated heroine, Keishaya
• Temple completed on 1807 g.e. (21 Apr 2015), by his dedicated heroine, Lhessis
🍻• Temple completed on 1764 g.e. (9 Mar 2015), by his dedicated heroine, Lenika • Also, the proud owner of an Ark completed on 2409 g.e. (13 Dec 2016) • And an Animalist medallion owner since 2504 g.e. (18 March 2017)
• Temple completed on 1726 g.e. (30 Jan 2015), by her dedicated heroine, Derith
• Temple completed on 1719 g.e. (23 Jan 2015), by his dedicated hero, D-bull
• Temple completed on 1710 g.e. (14 Jan 2015), by his dedicated hero, Epicus Heroicus • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion
• Temple completed on 1669 g.e. (4 Dec 2014), by his dedicated hero, Stirling Archer
• Temple completed on 1647 g.e. (12 Nov 2014), by his dedicated hero, Terrarion
• Temple completed on 1591 g.e. (17 Sep 2014), by her dedicated heroine, Katie Smith
• Temple completed on 1415 g.e. (25 Mar 2014), by his dedicated hero, Pinger3
• Temple completed on 1413 g.e. (23 May 2014), by his dedicated hero, Crophon • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion
🍻• Temple completed on 1386 g.e. (24 Feb 2014), by her dedicated hero, Traumen • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 2138 g.e. (17 Mar 2016) • Our very FIRST incumbent Sailor, with her Ark completed on 2160 g.e. (8 Apr 2016)
• Temple completed on 1288 g.e. (18 Nov 2013), by his dedicated hero, Decayedwolf
• Temple completed on 1235 g.e. (26 Sep 2013), by his dedicated hero, Shadowdragon69
• Temple completed on 1126 g.e. (9 Jun 2013), by his dedicated hero, Golgotha
• Temple completed on 1112 g.e. (26 May 2013), by his dedicated hero, Gpal • Also, the proud owner of an Ark
• Temple completed on 1037 g.e. (12 Mar 2013), by her dedicated hero, Proto11
🍻• Temple completed on 1008 g.e. (11 Feb 2013), by his dedicated hero, Sun-Wukong • Also, the proud owner of an Ark, completed on 2281 g.e. (7 Aug 2016) • And an Animalist medallion owner since 2322 g.e. (17 Sep 2016)
• Temple completed on 874 g.e. (30 Sep 2012), by his dedicated hero, Epiledes • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 967 g.e. (1 Jan 2013) • And the owner of his own Ark
• Our very FIRST incumbent temple owner, with her temple completed on 870 g.e. (26 Sep 2012), by her dedicated heroine, Larkana • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 983 g.e. (17 Jan 2013)
• Temple completed on 789 g.e. (7 Jul 2012), by his dedicated hero, Goofy • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion, and an Ark
• Temple completed on 726 g.e. (5 May 2012), by his dedicated hero, Damiano66 • Also, the proud owner of an Ark
• Temple completed on 635 g.e. (4 Feb 2012) , by his dedicated hero, Zogar Synfalen • Also, the proud owner of an Animalist medallion since 794 g.e. (12 Jul 2012)
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This is the exalted roll call of those special and revered deities of Cardinal rank or above who were among us once, but have now left to achieve greater honors and glories (is there such a thing?). We breathlessly await their magnificent return to regale us of their tales of various exploits through those many fantastic worlds that we can have only dreamt.
✔championed by her mighty hero, Zanthus
️championed by her mighty hero, Shekhel-Khan
championed by his mighty heroine, Tater-
championed by her mighty heroine, Aeisha
championed by her mighty heroine, Sadgesephone
✔championed by his mighty hero, Sir Gottardo
✔championed by his mighty hero, Lawly
championed by his mighty hero, Bloody Assasin
championed by his mighty hero, Wilson Higgs
championed by his mighty hero, Gods glory
✔championed by his mighty hero, Uwell Crown
championed by his mighty hero, Abcqwertyu, God and hero both formerly known as Nyxen
championed by his mighty heroine, Lhessis
championed by his mighty heroine, AlyssaB
championed by his mighty hero, Stirling Archer
championed by her mighty heroine, Aleris
championed by his mighty heroine, Samarii
championed by his mighty hero, Derpistan
championed by his mighty hero, Chris1984z
championed by her mighty heroine, Minijo
championed by his mighty heroine, Ciel Singus
championed by his mighty heroine, Cosmicain
championed by his mighty heroine, Tamiko
championed by his mighty hero, RadexX
championed by his mighty hero, Black Phoenix9
championed by her mighty heroine, Baa
championed by his mighty heroine, Rhyntana
championed by her mighty hero, Felton
championed by his mighty heroine, IrisOP
championed by his mighty hero, Captain Ahab
championed by his mighty hero, BeQuietAndDrive
championed by his mighty hero, Pbg
championed by his mighty heroine, PizzaMartin
championed by her mighty heroine, Haruka Tatsumaki
✔championed by his mighty hero, Goofy
championed by his mighty hero, Zogar Synfalen
championed by his mighty hero, Dharkoshan
championed by his mighty hero, DashSloop
championed by her mighty hero, WHY DO I DO THIS
championed by his mighty hero, Arhemius
championed by his mighty hero, Juice Tin
championed by his mighty hero, GOLGOTHA
championed by his mighty hero, Lord Victor
championed by her mighty heroine, Larkana
championed by his mighty hero, Shadowdragon69
ONE FINAL NOTE!
Thanks most gratefully to ALL OF YOU ABOVE for helping us build and share Righteous guild!