Ravenous Bugblatter Beast

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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast
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Class Alien
Habitat Caves
Description Gluttonous beast

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature that hails from the planet of Traal, and will eat anything.

General information

Despite this, the Guide did state, erroneously, that "ravenous Bugblatter beasts often make a very good meal for (rather than of) visiting tourists" in its article on the planet Traal. This led to deaths of those who took it literally. The guide's editors avoided lawsuit by summoning a poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty, and therefore prove that their claim, the nicer one, must be true. This led to life itself being held in contempt of court for being neither beautiful nor true, and subsequently being removed from all those present at the trial.

The Bugblatter in the media

This section shows how the Bugblatter is described in the various forms of the media.

Computer Game

In the computer game The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Bugblatter Beast asks its victims their names before killing them, and carves the names on a memorial outside its cave. The game also describes the Beast as having Lasero-Zap eyes, Swivel-Shear Teeth, and several dozen tungsten carbide Vast Pain claws forged in the sun furnaces of Zangrijad, all implying that it is a cyborg.

Radio Show

According to the radio scripts, the Beast's eyes can turn red, green, then a sort of mauvy pink.

Movie

In the 2005 movie The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Guide has an entry on what to do if you face certain, unavoidable death at the claws of a Bugblatter Beast: the same method for "What to do if you find yourself trapped beneath a large boulder with no means of escape." The entry is this: "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer."

In the movie, the Vogons apparently have a Bugblatter Beast trapped inside a metal box, about the size of a shipping container. The Beast is never seen (apart from a large green eye), but the box is continually shaking back and forth. The Vogons use it to execute people who are convicted of crimes such as kidnapping the President, and as such Tricia McMillan was nearly fed to it.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Darn near impossible to kill
  • Perfect mimicry

Weaknesses

  • Mind-boggingly stupid. One can defend oneself by wrapping a towel around one's own head, as the Bugblatter believes that it cannot see the person if one cannot see it.