Priceless gift

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Artifacts of Godville
Priceless gift
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Type 💎Bold
Associated Monster Satan Claus
Description Unknown

Did you ever wonder what happens to a Lock of hero's hair after a victorious hero sells it to a trader, or just why a lock of hair is so expensive in the first place (or why every hero isn't bald and retired)?

It turns out that Godville's traders are in cahoots with Satan Claus! Each night, under cover of darkness, traders lucky enough to obtain hero locks steal away to their local graveyard, find a Satan Claus, and exchange all of those locks of hair for Satanic boons, such as the ability to more easily confuse and rip-off heroes, revenge on ex-boyfriends and girlfriends, free beer, and licenses to vend in the wilderness right in front of the gates of Tradeburg. In turn, the Satan Claus transforms the Lock of hero's hair into a priceless gift and sometimes allows the trader to leave the graveyard alive.

No one knows exactly how the Satan Claus transforms the Lock of hero's hair into a priceless gift, or exactly what the gift is. Scientists studying the issue have concluded "Oh my god it's a Satan Claus - run!" and "Get me out of here!"

As with the Lock of hero's hair, this artifact sells for an astronomically high price, in the range of 2000-20000 gold coins.