Papaver Somniferum
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| — Warning from Ixi Ixi the Gentle Guardian | ||
| Papaver Somniferum | |
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| Alignment: | neutral |
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| Gold Fund: | 11968 c.u. |
| Founder(s): | |
| Date Founded: | 08.08.2019 |
| Membership Count: | 31 |
| Pantheon of unity Rank: | 461 |
| Pantheon of popularity Rank: | 18 |
| Pantheon of duelery Rank: | 46 |
| Forum Headquarters: | Papaver Somniferum |
| Guild Page: | Papaver Somniferum |
| Data current as of 24.11.2019 | |
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If something were to change and I could no longer be the leader or can't be a leader I will support your candidacy if you wish to be our leader and there was no one more suitable.
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| — Kurisu Kaltig the Founder | ||
This is a group of mostly young Gods and Goddeses who gathered together under the name of the flower called Poppy. And not the common flower mind you, but the very special one at that. They are not degenerates. Nay, they are a group who only wish to spread their influence to every city, village, forest and local haunted lake! All medicine is poison and poison is medicine!
The founder of the guild, mischevious Goddes Kurisu Kaltig, wishes that the guild name could one day inspire positive thoughts and hope. But, honestly, light supreme goddess Lelotif is there to see the world burn in silence.
The enthusiastic deities have leveraged their godpower to inspire fear and awe into mortals with all their might. Their efforts have bore fruit as the guild has taken a high position in pantheon of popularity. Be it selling glasses to the charity or purposefully casting darkness onto the land so that their minions could bring torches to panicking masses, there is no stopping the young ones!
As of recent, the guild has welcomed old deities into their ranks. The future of the guild is promising.
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For me, as I made our guild, I had one main wish: the leader should listen to guild members. We should all decide together, vote, do something or change. If the overhelming majority of guild wants something and only leader disagrees, refusing to do it, that would not be cool. For the idea when creating this guild was about making a good guild atmosphere and giving every member a voice in deciding. We are all equal. Make them feel equal and, possibly, create roads and goals of the guild in unity.
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| — Kurisu Kaltig the Founder | ||
Minions/Heroes of the Guild
Bobobob la Pie: I would say that he has grown on me. At the beginning, I was dumbstruck by his stupidity. I used a lot of my power to make that mountain of muscles. I was afraid that my neglect of intellect was far worse than I have imagined. But he proved me wrong. He knew when to run. He knew how to swindle merchants. And, most importantly, he placed his faith in me. I suppose this is why I've seen the wandering voices in his diary calling their pawns as 'children'. If you had to ask me why the two of us joined this guild... well, let me tell you a tale. I was done creating a sleepiness resistance potion, or coffee as some call it, and I wished to check op on him. That's where I saw it. He was in the slums, penniless and in rags. He was leaning on the stone wall unable to sleep. It started to rain and, in an a laughable gesture, he wrote in his diary. He was wondering if I was crying and was trying to cheer me up. He must have thought I wasn't looking. He then used the medicine made from the poppy flower to fall asleep. I've been nothing but supportive of him ever since. I think it helped. He was able to sleep soundly every night. --Lelotif (talk) 02:32, 29 August 2019 (UTC)
Anniye: She made guild under this name because she ate flowers. Yes, you heard right. One time, a great but a foolish heroine broke her leg. The pain was too unbearable that she started going crazy. She found strange, big and beautiful purple flowers. This purple was her favorite color and seeing these flowers started to make her mind peaceful. Because of pain and temporary madness she started to eat these flowers... And pain was gone a few minutes later! When she met a doctor she asked about the name of these flowers...
Doctor: Name of these is Papaver Somniferum in Latin. Folks called them "poppies", they are the greatest pain-killers in this world but addictive too... Do you know "somniferum" means "bringing sleep"? And poets says these flowers symbolize dream, silence, poison, danger and even death. But poets aren't worth much. I hate them. My ex-wife is gone because of one of them. Do you know what I did for her in our relationship? This f$#%#% c$@$#$@ did...
But she wasn't listening anymore. She thought about guilds before, because she didn't want to go to any of existing guilds because she didn't know anybody in them whom she liked. And she was quite alone in this world. She tried picking up traders but they was always saying she is too stupid for them. Sometimes she killed them as monsters. She was good in heart, loyal to potential friends, but very cruel to enemies, she has very weak nerves too. She killed... Killed people in silence. And they died. And didn't feel pain anymore. And they are like in a dream. And she just liked these flowers. There were so many reason, much more than she can invent so everyone can think about them on their own. That was genius. Or just that she was stupid enough to find normal thinking as genius. Nvm. She had no name yet!!!
First day she started to make guild, soon second person joined. There were 2 people in a guild and she was afraid there would be no more - she heard heroes considering joining guilds only if there are more than five members. But she was unnecessarily worried. Soon there were more than five. More than ten. She wasn't alone anymore. They started to gain popularity soon... But she really hated some of this popularity because it was from her goddess always trying to electrocute her. So now she is continues killing monsters and traders. To soothe her nerves. But still, it is very nice to have friends. She can hurt them only on accidents, but she is hurting herself accidentally too all the time.
Kurisu Kaltig (talk) 07:58, 31 August 2019 (UTC)
Soranel: How do I begin with my "Little Disappointment?" At first, I tried to be a kind God. I gave my little one plenty of encouragement and kindness to help him grow, but he seemed to resist me at every turn. He is vain, he is ignorant, and he loves alcohol entirely too much. I tried to guide him on the right path; but no matter how I tried to reward him for good behavior, he always returned to his old habits. And so I turned from Grace to Fury.
I began to punish him for the things he would do against my will; but he didn't understand, and his pain grieved me so. He isn't... well he isn't smart, but he is mine; so, confused and in despair with how I should continue, I had him join some guild that I thought could deal with his alcohol addiction and I left to consider how I should change myself to support my servant. Unfortunately when I returned, I found him continuing his path of ruin, and even dragging a pet along with him! Luckily, in the time that I was away I had firmed my heart to devote myself to his correction through pain.
If he is vain, I will grant him so much scar tissue that he will learn humility. If he is foolish, perhaps a lightning bolt or two will improve the functioning his remaining brain cells... I admit I was stumped on how to at least slow his wastefulness and ceaseless barhopping.My previous attempts had done nothing to help! But then I thought, 'why try to stop him at all?' If he seemed so determined to flout My Will, perhaps I could utilize a bit of reverse psychology. When I met the God behind the Hero Bobobob la Pie, I had him transfer to Papaver Somniferum, A guild with a promising name. If I push him toward such pleasures, perhaps out of resentment for my fury he will push back.
I do not wish to be an Evil God, but I will become whatever I need to be to see Soranel mature. --Valdisul
Records of the Guild Council by Lelotif the Archive Overseer
xD - Matipl
"They say history is written by the victorious. That's not true. For the record, I, Krejzol, died this day at the hands of a Leader of the Banned." mwhahahaha xD -Matipl
Oh, now guild chat fill with lots or people! - Hephzilah ☆
That is one glorious death! - Lelotif
Isn't it? XD - Madao-san
Yeah, here's many ppl! - Madao-san
Yeah, here's many ppl! - Yatagarasu-dono
Yeah, here's many ppl! - Matipl
Many people! - Lelotif
Yeah, many people! - Matipl
Yeah, many people! - Yatagarasu-dono
Yeah, many people! - Madao-san
Many people! - Lelotif
That's right, many people! - Madao-san
zS - Madao-san
xD - Madao-san
`:D - Lelotif
Lots of people! - Lelotif
`:D - Madao-san
`:D - Lelotif
`:D - Yatagarasu-donoEvery member of “Papaver Somniferum” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Tradeburg are mildly bemused. - Lelotif
I have 1,63... I mean in real world...-Kurisu Kaltig
1,75cm bois!- Lelotif
'*175cm -Lelotif
I thought 1,65 I had 1,63 in middle school and dthoufjr I HAD to grow after 8-10 here, but not. In hospital they checked it. 1,63 cm. I'm so low- Kurisu Kaltig
You are so tiny! Tiny! *pats your head * - Lelotif
...........i'm 151cm...................... -Hephzilah
i hate you guys- Hephzilah
Idk be angry or not... Paging is nice but I don't want to be high- Kurisu Kaltig
But I am 25. How old are you? I will not be higher, I'm adult, after 20 yo for 99%you will not grow any 1-2cm higher -Kurisu Kaltig
I'm 19 :D -Lelotif
20+ No way I'll get taller lol -Hephzilah
So tiny~ -Lelotif
':3 too tiny! -Hephzilah
But perfect for pats! *pat pat* -Lelotif
01:41 AM The flagpole bearing the “Papaver Somniferum” flag grew dramatically in height, channeling a storm of thunderbolts, destined for the townsfolk, safely into the ground.-Lelotif
You will not divert my divine punishment! *Throws more bolts*-Valdisul
Wrote my own little hero excerpt. Although, it explains more about my attitude as a God than it does my foolish child.-Valdisul
Just realized my suggestion for the monster "Extra Dry Djinn" was accepted after I left for awhile. Nice to know I contributed a monster.-Valdisul
'*unreasonably evil laughter for no special reason*-Madao-san
'*keking like a madman*-Lelotif
'*screaming "there's no gods!" on top of a mountain during the thunder*-Madao-san
'*laughs in potion of sleep resistance*-Lelotif
'*throwing bolts at thunder*-Madao-san
'*throwing icebergs at bolts*-Lelotif
'*gets dirty with slime monster*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*contemplates world domination*-Lelotif
'*goes out of the world to feel outwordly*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*twistes the plot to become a plot twist*-Lelotif
'*destroys cliffs to avoid cliff-hangers*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*digs holes to create plot-holes*-Lelotif
'*fills plot holes with tons of doc*-Yatagarasu-dono
Dlc* xD-Yatagarasu-dono
'*feels repulsed at the sight of pure evil*-Lelotif
'*pushes the red button*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*pushes the 'don't push' button*-Lelotif
'*kills the mood with cold blood and extreme violence*-Madao-san
'*doesn't realise that the boy likes her despite the other stripping naked before her*-Lelotif
...wait, whaaaaaaaaaa...?!-Madao-san
'*cough cough*- Lelotif
'*shakes hand violently while pouring the nitroglycerin*-Matipl
'*does the curious*-Lelotif
'*turns into madao*-Matipl
'*proceeds to boot the snek*-Lelotif
'*boop-Lelotif
'*puts his pants on"-Matipl
'*questions many things* -Lelotif
There's too many serve! We are doomed!-Yatagarasu-dono
Oops, wrong universe, sorry-Yatagarasu-dono
Pfff haha!-Lelotif
Zergs*...-Yatagarasu-dono
'*destroys autocorrection in the entire multiverse*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*zerg rushes the enemy base* -Lelotif
'*poops out a wave of spiderminez*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*becomes spooderman*-Lelotif
'*casts a Blizzard*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*casts Fireball* -Lelotif
"*calls firefighters*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*hires the Orks*-Lelotif
'*sends Space Marines*-Yatagarasu-dono
'*chants 'blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!'*-Lelotif
"Omnipotent One, I am sure you already know, but... Sometimes... I like to pretend I'm a tomato. I hope this doesn't change our relationship"-Yatagarasu-dono
XD - Yatagarasu-dono
I am yet to witness such dignified thinking... magnificent.-LelotifAren't you all having fun?-Valdisul
Yup-Yatagarasu-dono
Making M out of my hero-Yatagarasu-dono
We are having fun but you are no where to be seen-Lelotif
Look up Tom Lehrer's masochism tango if you want something to fit the mood for that ...-Valdisul
From a masochist to a person eh?-Lelotif
Got to share the love.-Valdisul
'*decides that her time is better spent coding*-Lelotif
Spanky spanky-Madao-san
'*She's ignoring me! Ahhh...*-Valdisul
I am cold blooded deity =-=-Lelotif
That's why this seems like a good place. Abuse me prop- I mean take care of me! *Bows*-Valdisul
'*kicks you away in disgust* slimy!-Lelotif
Yep, that's the stuff...-Valdisul
" Take a good *care* of me, sempai!~"-Madao-san
... why do I feel a shiver all of a sudden?-Valdisul
Totally don't know.-Yatagarasu-dono
You got hairy thoughts.-Yatagarasu-dono
My thoughts are as pure as they come! *Cough*-Valdisul
Darn cold...-Valdisul
They come? Not y... Nevermind.-Yatagarasu-dono
Keep talking guys. I'm recording this for my scrolls-Lelotif
Well they are pure something anyway...-'Valdisul
Pure White?-Yatagarasu-dono
...Yeah that one!-Valdisul
Pure White, like...-Yatagarasu-dono
Milk-Yatagarasu-dono
Yup, that s the one.-Yatagarasu-dono
Pure white like... human DNA carriers?-Lelotif
Like when you ascend to heaven.-Valdisul
Leki, how could you!-Yatagarasu-dono
Unpure!-Yatagarasu-dono
Burn him!-Yatagarasu-dono
I am innocent! *scribbles down*-Lelotif
'*whispers* You could burn me instead you know...-Valdisul
But totally innocently, right?-Yatagarasu-dono
Innocent means that you are not guilty you know? Not just that you don't feel guilty...-Valdisul
Sor.-Yatagarasu-dono
Sorcery-Yatagarasu-dono
You admit to herasy then?-Lelotif
Nope. Me foreigner. Me not understand.-Yatagarasu-dono
Sure =-=-Lelotif
Sorcery. Conan. Slaughter-Yatagarasu-dono
If I admit to it, will I be punished?-Valdisul
'*pressing F to doubt*-Lelotif
Me not understand. Me foreigner.-Yatagarasu-dono
'*sharpens pitchfork*-Lelotif
I don't know if Lelo accepts foreigners...-Valdisul
Me foreigner, you rotten court judge.-Yatagarasu-dono
Oops, that's just how we end sentences in my country, you Röttgen court judge.-Ytagarasu-dono
03:49 PM Thought I saw Bobobob la Pie and proceeded with our secret handshake. Got fined 983 gold coins for assaulting a stranger. your hero...-Valdisul
XD-Yatagarasu-dono
11:54 Met a hero trying to punish the inner demon for bullying the inner child. You'll never catch me doing anything that stupid.-Yatagarasu-dono
11:47 Found a wishing well and tossed in 310 gold coins to make a wish. Now I wish I hadn't.-Yatagarasu-dono
Busted!-Yatagarasu-dono
Oh, you are a foreigner? Marš u tri lepe... oops. That's just how we greet guests..=-=-Lelotif
I see a light... In the tunnel...-Yatagarasu-dono
That's just the poppy kicking in-Lelotif
No... I see my grandmother... Se lend me few dollars-Yatagarasu-dono
Easy now comrade. You are sky high. Stay with me.-Lelotif
Oh no, it's real. And she want me to return the cash.-Yatagarasu-dono
Welp. It was nice knowing you my man-Lelotif
Book, don't let me die! I still didn't get to see Half Life 3 announcement!-Yatagarasu-dono
You know that no deity can make that come true, right? Those fellows can't count to three even if their life depended on it. *waves at you with a white handkerchief*-Lelotif
08:01 AM As I entered the town square, a flash mob appeared and sang a rousing rendition of the “Papaver Somniferum” theme song, along with elaborate choreography, then faded away into the cheering crowd. No... Just no...-Valdisul
... what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!-Lelotif
I hate flash mobs... This happened when I tried to punish my hero.-Valdisul
... congratulations. You punished yourself.-Lelotif
...-Valdisul
=-=-Lelotif
Don't look at me! Apparently even Gods can't fight the entropic chaos that encroaches on us all.-Valdisul
Sure thing, dad -Lelotif
Sure, just shave off another piece of my spirit. Although, I don't know if there will be enough left to go around.-Valdisul
By the time I am done with you, what will be left shall be enough for me to hold in my palm =-=-Lelotif
I shudder with anticipation.-Valdisul
Guh! Never mind. I give up, dad.-Lelotif
12:17 PM Suddenly, a brownie point fell from the sky and hit the Chocolate Moose. Nice throw, Exalted One! Yet you keep calling me dad... That one make me chuckle.-Valdisul
Nice sniping, father!-Lelotif
I was so scared... Hug me please!-Smileygirl
Oh, or we can't hug? Aren't we not material as god's?-Smileygirl
'*hug*-Lelotif
Gods*-Smileygirl
I'm literally hugging my phone now-Lelotif
Shouldn't we type on wiki in one date-system? I mean we have most in DD-MM-YY or YYYY, but one or two thing in MM-DD-YY/YYYY, that's quite strange, or am I wrong? Maybe should we vote here which we prefer? Letotir are you ok with setting it by voting?-Kurisu Kaltig
DD.MM.YY or MM.DD.YY I mean, we have "." ofc not "-" but that's not the matter. I mean vote if we prefers days or number of month-Kurisu Kaltig
(btw I hugged my phone too for you :P)-Kurisu Kaltig
....I don't know what's dd/mm and what's mm/dd -Lelotif
Help-Lelotif
Date month years-Hephzillah
He means should it be 31/12/2019 or 12/31/2019-Hephzillah
And making it the same system throughout our wiki, I assumed now it's mixed lol-Hephzillah
'*sad archive keeper noises*-Lelotif
Lol-Hephzillah
.... I can't. I can't fix them. My brain is dead.-Lelotif
Poor thing.-Hephzillah
Come here and play dead with me-Hephzillah
...-Lelotif
No. I still need to vandalise the code!!!-Lelotif
O<--<-Hephzillah
You can lie down next to me.-Hephzillah
C'mon.-Hephzillah
...or not. O<--<-Lelotif
Good boi-Hephzillah
'*is dead*-Lelotif
'*Not surprise*-Hephzillah
I guess our guild have funeral to attend!-Hephzilah
Cheers!-Hephzillah
T^T-Lelotif
Cthulhu approves.-Madao-san
Me approves.-Yatagarasu-dono
Guilds Achievements and Events
[23.08.2019] First site of popularity - 51th place:
Trollbridge 2%
[23.08 - 30.08] one time between these days guild has even more popularity (about 23th place) but sadly - we didn't note this. Four or five towns, in one 3% or 4%
[31.08.2019] Guild is on 24th place has popularity in 4 towns:
Unsettlement 2%
Nothingham 2%
Beerburgh 1%
Trollbridge 1%
[04.09.2019] New statistics unlocked because guild has first Chief Master - founder and first member reach this rank (Goddess: KurisuKaltig; Heroine: Anniye). Guild is starting getting really good mood. Now here is 18 members, a few active on chat, a three more are joining. We have main wiki-writer, wiki-coder and wiki-corector (Lelotitf) other than founder and main three people responsible for chat (KurisuKaltig, Madao-san and Lelotif). Three members added their stories on wiki now, one is planning to.
