Ninja Pirate

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Monsters of Godville
Ninja Pirate
Praedonum ninjaum
Ninja Pirate.jpg
Class Assassin
Habitat The high seas
Totem for Hidden leaf village
Description A salty sea dog, clad all in black

The Ninja Pirate (Praedonum ninjaum) is a deadly assassin that over time (most likely due to drinking quite frequently and heavily) has lost its memory. Despite that, this pirate is still very good at stealth since it is apparently a muscle memory skill.

Brought up in a sushi restaurant on a Cornish smuggling boat. Run away. Terribly fast. You probably won't last a second against the flashing bright light as the sun reflects on its samurai cutlass. Its presence is generally announced by cries of "Eek!! Ninja pirates!", followed generally by a large horde of sailors stampeding towards the Hero. Other signs of their arrival include the smell of burning ships and the hoisting of white flags.

The best course of action here is widely considered to being trampled to death because otherwise, the Hero will actually have to face this dreaded monster.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Very deadly in sword fighting and the martial arts
  • Cool backflips
  • Very sneaky

Weaknesses

  • Eyepatch
  • Wooden leg
  • Out-of-sync talking, uses words landlubbers can't comprehend.