Monsters of Godville
Out of water|
Up to no good at all!|
The Ne'er-do-whale (Balaenoptera inutilis (useless whale)) is a monster that is good for nothing. It is entirely worthless, ineffecutal, unsuccessful, completely lacking in merit, and good-for-nothing. Heroes can make Godville a better place by exterminating every single Ne'er-do-whale.
||Caught a Ne'er-do-whale selling tours of my unfinished temple as a historical ruin. After I chased it off I found 766 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Maybe that guy was onto something!
- Lazy, good for nothing
- Is big and carried around by birds
- Motivational speakers
- Too many people talking to it at once