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Strong Monsters of Godville
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The Ne'er-do-Whale (Balaenoptera inutilis (useless whale)) is a monster that is good for nothing. It is entirely worthless, ineffectual, unsuccessful, completely lacking in merit, and good-for-nothing. Heroes can make Godville a better place by exterminating every single Ne'er-do-Whale.
Caught a Ne'er-do-Whale selling tours of my unfinished temple as a historical ruin. After I chased it off I found 766 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Maybe that guy was onto something!
- Lazy, good for nothing
- Is big and carried around by birds
- Motivational speakers
- Too many people talking to it at once