NU Guild

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The NU Guild has gone by many names throughout the years; Navigatoinally Unparalleled, Non-workers Union, and No Umbrellas and nosiee unicorns to name a few.

Currently the guild is known as the Non-United Guild! Built on the motto, "Never together and with no loyalties to our members!" this guild has risen to the highest levels of prominence in all realms. Members are encouraged to plead with their Gods to exert influence in all towns throughout the lands. By encouraging or throwing the occasional lightning bolt at their hero while they go about healing, shopping, and drinking the Non-United group can reach even higher echelons of greatness. However, given their name and history, the members will probably just continue to ignore one another.

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Recent Diary Entry:

05:01 I was trying to spread the word at Los Demonos's main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “NU Guild” guild for a long time.

10:32 A luminous halo suddenly appeared above my head. Seized the opportunity and ran to the city square to preach your word to the townspeople. My guild is going to gain more influence here.

15:30: A sudden lightning strike burned a hole in the shop's roof and knocked a gold coin out of the merchant. While he was lying on the ground unconscious my wallet got heavier by 200 coins.

08:58 I was trying to spread the word at Tradeburg's main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “NU Guild” guild for a long time.