Monty Python

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Monty Python
Montypythonoides riversleighensis
MontyPython.jpg
Class Reptillia
Habitat BBC Broadcasts
Description A comedic snake

The Monty Python (Montypythonoides riversleighensis) is not just your average monster.

It'll take more than King Arthur and all his tomatoes AND an x-parrot to outsmart this spectacle. It also rolls deep, like with an entire flying circus. It has access to many weapons including coconuts, sparrows, herrings capable of cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest, and shrubbery. It is usually found, carrying a book of not so funny jokes but with such difficulties, since it has no limbs.

It's origins go far back, as a normal snake who found the books of the most funniest jokes in the world. It spent years reading it and perfecting his British accent because he found it amusing. Upon perfecting his jokes, a low level hero stole his book of the most funniest joke in the world and replaced it with the book of not so funny jokes.

Since then, it has been looking for the hero who stole the book, so if you have the book, give it back or suffer his not so funny jokes.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Great witch-finding skills
  • Armed with a herring
  • Good-humored
  • Immortal
  • Knows two words of the funniest joke in the world

Weaknesses

  • Cannot fight properly without any limbs
  • Wants to quit his job and become a lumberjack
  • Recites everything in an incessant British accent
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