Molotov's Cocktail Bar

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Taverns of Godville
Molotov's Cocktail Bar
Left: A Molotov cocktail.[1]
Right: One of Molotov's cocktails (Responsibly #3).
Feature Most dangerous tavern
Signature Drink Molotov cocktail #3

The Molotov's Cocktail Bar is a filthy tavern in the outskirts of Godville, famous for its rubbish food and strong alcohol.

It also has a reputation for being the most violent tavern in Godville. The name of the bar is proof that pub landlords have a sense of humor. A "Molotov cocktail" isn't really a drink. It is a petrol bomb.

Why would you name a bar after a petrol bomb? Well, you see, the name refers to how often fights have "exploded" in the bar. Ha, ha, very funny... It's true, though, that there is fighting in some form or other almost every day, ranging from quiet "gentleman's quarrels" to all-out public brawls. The Godville City Watch (GVCW) tend to stay away from Molotov's Cocktail bar, and, if they do have to go there, they make sure that the fighting has died down before entering and trying to arrest anybody.

The owner Molotov goes by the principle that he is there to make money, not advise people to drink 'responsibly', and as an escape route for if the cops ever do come after him, all of his brews are called "Responsibly" followed by a number referring to their alcoholic strength. This is so that everyone in his bar is quite literally "drinking responsibly."

He will serve anybody, even if they are wearing a nappy and can't talk, if they can pay and are going to be drunk enough to confess to lying about their age if they are caught. The name attracts rich merchants who are looking for somewhere posh to drink. However they soon find themselves In deep trouble and are forced to part with their cash.

Heroes are advised to only spend the night in Molotov's if they are absolutely sure that they are safe and to always sleep with their weapon in reach. And the door locked. And the windows barred. And a pile of gold nearby to pay off any would-be attackers.

Notes & References

  1. Know the difference. It could save your life.
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