|Champion of the God:||Apollo Seven|
|Pet Type:||Trojan Horse|
- 1 Hero Life
- 1.1 NONSENSE#1 : No Comedian (7/30/19)
- 1.2 NONSENSE#2 : Questime! ~ Starting A Journey ~(7/30/19)
- 1.3 NONSENSE#3 : もっと Motto (7/31/19)
- 1.4 NONSENSE#4 : Spar? Spar! (7/31/19)
- 1.5 NONSENSE#5 : Fate of Arena (8/2/19)
- 1.6 NONSENSE#6 : Guild Making (8/5/19 - 8/8/19)
- 1.7 NONSENSE#7 : That Eye Thingy (8/8/19)
- 1.8 NONSENSE#8 : Till DeathーRESSURECT ME LORD! (8/14/19)
- 1.9 NONSENSE#9 : It's SKILLING Time (8/14/19)
- 1.10 NONSENSE#10 : Pet (8/25/19)
- 1.11 NONSENSE#11 : Pet Death (11/14/19)
- 1.12 NONSENSE#12 : Pet 2 (11/23/19)
NONSENSE#1 : No Comedian (7/30/19)
Those were my first words after I woke up in a templeーso old and dusty, I wasn't even sure if it was a temple.
I lied. I don't get the whole meaning of this. Why am I summoned by a god impostor named Apollo Seven who wants me to call him Lord and build a new golden temple for him? Did I travel to a new world and became a protagonist of a new isekai anime series
that everyone will call trash ?
And why is my name Mister Sunshine? What kind of trashy name is that, my Lord? I sound like a comedian!
In Mister Sunshine's imagination...
Emcee: And the performer tonight is no other thanー drum rolls ー Mister Sunshine!
Mister Sunshine: Yo weebs, this is me, Mister Sunshine, the one and only hero of Apollo Seven.
Dude from the audience: ARE YOU GOING TO PERFORM OR WHAT?
Mister Sunshine: Y-Yes, yes. Um, what did Apollo Seven tell me when he didn't win in the Godville Times Daily Newspaper bingo?... 「I Apollo-gize!」
Old lady from the audience: THAT AIN'T ORIGINAL, KID!
Mister Sunshine: I have another one! What is the sun god's pet? It's the Great Bull of Fire.
Audience, altogether: Boooooo! Throws tomatoes at the hero
I totally say no to my name. I am not a comedian and I am totally not a joke.
NONSENSE#2 : Questime! ~ Starting A Journey ~(7/30/19)
I set off the old temple and went out to figure out what the heck is going on, as told in the quest.
I hope this quest is easy
and needs beer to be completed-.
3 levels and hours later...
And I, a level 5 gentleman, finally finished my first quest. How was that, my Lord?
I walked back to Godville, sold all my stuff, rested a bit, thinking what my future holds
if my Lord bestows me one-.
Why is Lord Apollo Seven such an advance thinker? He's pressuring me with a hundred of tasks about yada yada that makes me look dumb.
NONSENSE#3 : もっと Motto (7/31/19)
Hey Lord Apollo Seven, help me out here! I'm a level 7 now and there's this motto thing. It says, 「Winter is coming.」 and that's so unoriginal! Can you think of another motto?
No? You're busy? Hey, um, my Lordー
Uncountable hours later...
Mr. Sun, Mr. Golden Sun~!
NONSENSE#4 : Spar? Spar! (7/31/19)
My Lord, I'm bored. Send something to make me happy. You know, like beer or something.
What the sun? A spar? Hey Lilian, do you know anything about thiー? Woah, why are you attacking me? Hey, wait! Run!
5 minutes and 11 steps later...
Finally, the spar ended. I won't say who won because of privacy issues chu chu~, but it was fun kicking and getting beaten!
NONSENSE#5 : Fate of Arena (8/2/19)
Hey look, Lord, I'm level 10 now. Hah, I know you're proud ofーhuh, what's happening?
Arena was fun, but mostly because my opponent's god was AFK and that didn't bring much trouble to me.
So yeah, I won my first fight.
NONSENSE#6 : Guild Making (8/5/19 - 8/8/19)
And for unknown reasons, my Lord gave me this quest (there's actually a reason, he says).
I hope you're proud, Angry One.
「Hizashi! Akarui!」means Sunshine and sunny personality.
NONSENSE#7 : That Eye Thingy (8/8/19)
After I got 6000 coins from Angry One's bingo prize, he punished me to get a gold brick and this happened.
NONSENSE#8 : Till DeathーRESSURECT ME LORD! (8/14/19)
ALMIGHTY, HELP ME.
3 hours later...
Almighty, yo, ressurect me please. I'm sorry I died. This Ninja Pirー
Oh cool, thanks, now I can die again.
NONSENSE#9 : It's SKILLING Time (8/14/19)
NONSENSE#10 : Pet (8/25/19)
Oh look, Angry One, meet Koda, my pet dust bunny!
I'm making Kellen of Galaxia jealous so her goddess would bless our wedding!
NONSENSE#11 : Pet Death (11/14/19)
Angry One, you might think it's all easy but, sniff, it's not. I'm actually going to the tavern now because, sniff, I want to drown these sad emotions and—wails.
NONSENSE#12 : Pet 2 (11/23/19)
Moving on from the past! Finally I got a Trojan Horse and his name is Pinky which is the same name as my
girlfriend FRIEND, Kellen's old pet's name!