Artifacts of Godville
|List of excuses|
A compendium of contricion|
This handy-dandy list includes all kinds of excuses. One word explanations are provided along with longer ones for persistent heroes and mother-in-laws.
- Procrastination. I never got around to actually adding to this list.
- Laziness. I don't want to.
- Vacation! It's my day off.
- Sick day. <cough cough> I don't feel like it today.
- Temporary deafness. Huh? I can't hear you.
- Busy. I'm working on <insert mini-quest here>, so I can't right now.
- Company. I'm busy entertaining guests so it will have to wait for another day.
- Spring cleaning. I have to clean out my paper clip collection, maybe later.
- Sleepy. I need to get some zzzz...