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Knights who say Ni
Alignment: Brightest
Totem Monster: Knight Who Says Ni
Gold Fund: 299828 c.u.
Leader: GodHarbinger of War 
Founder(s):
Membership Count: 285
Town with Greatest Influence: Last Resort (14%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 1
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 5
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 6
Forum Headquarters: [Forum HQ
The Great Hall
Knights who say Ni]
Guild Page: Knights who say Ni 
Allies:
Data current as of 16th June 2014

Ours is the path of honor and truth, a path of light, and seldom darkness. We came from the far away land of Monty, and traversed the terrible desert of Python to arrive in the world of Godville. Our mission is to proclaim the sacred words "Ni, Peng and Neee-wom", to collect shrubberies, and to learn to wield the mighty herring.

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Introduction

As one of the largest and most wealthy guilds in Godville, our members are treated with nothing but the best. Our guild hall is the most impressive building in the realm, and is equipped with a state of the art training center, although this is sometimes called the maze of death, the palace of pain, and that-place-where-we-keep-hearing-screams-from. The personalized hospital and the many lounges and areas of relaxation are the envy of many a hero.

Yet of all these things our most notable is the magical table of the Knights who formerly owned a Square Table. This artifact has the rare power to create any food or beverage at will, simply by sitting down and wishing for your meal. Many heroes have been known to join simply for the never ending flow of beer that is available from this wondrous table. All other guilds beware, as any attempt to 'liberate' our table will result in the awesome power of "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!" No hero has ever been known to receive these words of power and live to tell the tale.

If you wish to join the ranks of Ni-Sayers you must bring a shrubbery of suitable size to our guild leader, GodHarbinger of War . Be warned, failing to bring a large enough shrubbery will result in a slap of the herring and an order to repeat the quest. However you should also be aware that succeeding to join our guild will also earn you similar treatment in the form of the herring slap of entry.

How to Join

To convince your hero to join the ranks of the Ni-Sayers you must send this command to your hero.

Join "Knights who say Ni" guild

For largest chance of success, send the command while your hero is "'outside of town"' and is idling. (i.e. not fighting a monster) If the above does not succeed after several tries, try replacing the word "join" with the word "enroll". 

Guild Officers

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GodHarbinger of War : GUILD LEADER,

Sidekicks:

GodShannonus : The Saintliest of Smoters, Wielder of Benevolent Power, Champion of the Light, Defender of the Sun.
GodNuanen : The "nice/sweet" one, former Leader of 2yrs and the perfect model of Good!


GodBlueStapler : Guide to all-that-is-shrubby.


GodTrentos : Keeper of Knowledge, Holder of all that is Sacred.

Guild Council

The Guild Council is a place for gods of a specific guild to chat amongst other members of that same guild. Starting at the rank of Recruit a god is allowed to post in a Guild's "Guild Council" this is to ensure that one is serious about staying in the guild. Guild Council (a.k.a. GC) is a great place to get information on a guild once you are in or to get help from your fellow guild members on the game. The Knights are always looking for ways to help out a fellow Ni sayer! Once a god reaches rank of "Cardinal" the expel feature can be used. This is only used in case of extreme emergencies and requires at least 3 votes from members who are "Cardinal" or above (Hierarch, Patriarch, Regent) at which point the god will no longer be able to post and will show up under the "Expelled" tab. Rules Concerning Guild Council:

  1. Guild Council is a place to chat among fellow guildies and get helpful hints so don't be afraid to post as you will get a warm welcome and your questions answered assuming there is someone around (Ok so not really a rule but still very important)
  2. No trolling. This would include obscene or rude comments.
  3. Keep foul language at a minimum. Remember, you may be one age but this is a site in which all ages play and so keep that in mind that there could be young children reading your comments.
  4. Keep Diary Entries At Minimum. A diary entry here and there is fun, such as a duel win or a brick melt but no one likes 8 posts in a row of random Diary Posts.
  5. Be helpful! If you see someone with a question, answer Ni! Or if you don't know Ni and know that someone else does, get their attention!
  6. Have Fun! As always this is thrown in, remember Ni's a game and if games weren't meant to be fun no one would play them.

Allies/Rivals

Our glorious guild has recently made peace with the evil but powerful guild that is Harvest Moon. After a long bloody war we have learned to respect each other for who we are and we have stopped trying to convert them to the bright side. After all without evil and darkness there cannot be good and pure light!

We are also currently involved in conversations with the Breadsticks guild. Despite having a banana obsession, they seem to be a pleasant bunch, and very respectful. A word of note: They seem to have developed the strange idea that we must use the word Ni in every post, and are even awarding themselves cookies when we fail to do so.

We had a quiet war with Wiki Leagues, as we felt they were a foolish guild and would surely be assassinated by government agents if we didn't discourage their ways. We shouted Ni at them until they slowly crumbled to dust.

We allied with Warped Quantum as was the wish of their great leader Spode who technically owns this page and every other page on the wiki (sort of).

Our buddies over at Sowing Sun frequently mingle with our members in chat rooms and on the forums...and we kinda like that. So we mingle right back as much as possible. They're such a wonderful bunch of people that imagining life in Godville without them is very hard.

Speaking of Godville... Godville's Regiment have been our ally for some time and until now hadn't received a mention here...shame on us! They're still happy to have us around though.

Arena Etiquette

As Knights of Ni, Ni is our duty to prove ourselves throughout the arena. To demonstrate, the power that each one of us holds. To show, to the rest of the guilds! What we are truly made of! For we are not your everyday opponent, no we are much worse. We are Knights. 

Every knight is expected to follow a set of rules when finding themselves in either the arena, or in a skirmish.

  1. Use of VCs: The use of VCs (Voice commands) should contain either Ni, or a use of the word Knight. Ex. "Heal your wounds my Knight of Ni" "Heal your wounds champion! NI!" This is to distinguish ourselves from other guilds. 
  2. Use of punishments: Contrary to popular belief, we are not a guild who makes strict rules concerning the use of punishments, although being good aligned is encouraged, punishment is a useful tool in the arena and is expected to be used during a sticky situation. 
  3. Language: No foul language/Putting down your opponent through VCs. Anger should never be expressed towards an opponent during a battle. If you have a score to settle with someone you should either settle Ni through a PM or challenging the opposed to a duel.
  4. Avoiding matching a fellow Knight: Arena usage between members is controlled by posting opening and closing statuses in the Guild Council as listed below. A member posting an opening status must follow Ni up with a closing status once they're matched or match failure occurs. A special circumstance exists whereby two members may send their hero/heroine to the arena simultaneously if their levels are far enough apart from one another. For now, these level brackets that members should avoid can be found here on the GodWiki. Statuses below are in bold for clarification.
    1. Opening Status (Traditional way): Before you go to arena, post your level and "in": E.g. (40 in). Any member wanting to send their hero/heroine to the arena before a closing status is posted can do so as long as they're outside the level bracket of the member with the open status.
    2. Opening Status (New way): Before you go into the arena, post your temple status (no temple/temple) and "in": E.g (Temple in). Any member wanting to send their hero/heroine to the arena before a closing status is posted can do so as long as they're of the opposite temple status from the first opening status.
    3. Closing Status A: As soon as you're matched with an opponent, post matched. Ni is now safe for other members within the level bracket of the first member to post their opening status.
    4. Closing Status B: On occasion there may not be a viable opponent for you in the arena. You will be notified when this happens. At this point you must immediately post no match. Anyone can now post an opening status as long as they're outside the level bracket of any other members with an existing open status.
  5. If you do happen to match another knight, you may do one of two things:
    1. Forfeit the match. This applies only to the second member into the match who failed to see the existing open status of the first member. This is a courtesy that ALL knights acknowledge.
    2. Or fight like you would anyone else. In this case you're expected to send a "good job" message either through PM or on the forum to the matched member.
  6. Fighting a paying player without paying yourself: Perhaps what makes most people give up on the arena is not paying for charges but going up against a paying player. Knights should never, never give up. Never! Use the three charges you can accumulate to bash the opponent into submission. However, Ni is highly highly unlikely you will win against a paying player with only three charges. If you are frustrated you may PM GodNuanen  and she will provide you with a guide for the arena.
  7. And possibly the most important, have fun.

Distinguished Members

All distinguished and long-standing members will be recognized here.


GodB0x : Guild Weapons Management and Logistics

B0x is known best for his role as the guild's official weapons depot. He holds anything from every day firearms to tanks or even medeival contraptions. He is even more then willing to take special orders as well. Not only this but he is also one of the original KWSN cheerleaders!


GodBobkin : Great and Powerful Pool Shark of Ni

A little known fact about Bobkin is that not only is he a great and powerful Knight in all other Ni aspects, he is also the Great Pool Shark of all Godville! Whether you meet him in the arena or in a tavern, you will be smart to protect yourself from his amazing abilities.


GodJewelz : One of the highest ranked active KWSN, known as "Our lady Prophet of Ni".

Jewelz can often be found in the great hall, making herring snacks and preparing tea. Anyone who stops by the guild should take a tour of her beautiful garden. Just beware if she happens to be busy in her work shop. Despite her lovely appearance she can be quite the mad scientist.


GodKaname Madoka : Embodiment of Hope/Custodian of Lost Souls

Some would say that this Knight has a certain 'magical' quality to her. Others would ask who in Godville she is. Believing she must constantly work towards the greater good, she seldom appears in the GC or the forums. But as long as you remember her, you are not alone.


GodNecro1 : Guild jester.

One of the strangest members of the guild, Necro has shown that he can be just as random or goofy as any fool. So Ni is fitting he be the guild jester. His jester staff is capable of making anyone collapse and burst into laughter. Even at the stalest of jokes. To which he has no shortage of.


GodVirus Ex : That Weird German Guy.

Virus is a rather unpredictable member. He seems to always find something to do even at the most dull of moments. That very attribute seems to have made him a favorite with the knights. Insistent on being called That Weird German Guy, virus is just that.


The following Knights are patiently sitting in the Great Hall's waiting room discussing creative uses for the herring while the powers that be write nice things about them to publish here.

GodBennoblue 


GodSembazuru : Divine Miracle Giver.

Temple Owners

Behold! The 260 temple owners of our great guild and the dates they achieved this amazing feat! No doubt that they have worked hard to get to where they stand today. May we all some day be so lucky.

68% of KWSN guild members own temples!

g.e. God or Godess
566 g.e. GodAyem The Greatest 
569 g.e. GodDivin-o-saurus Rex 
575 g.e. GodAidan1906 
613 g.e. GodMatt14 
631 g.e. GodIguana9441 
649 g.e. GodChristie Ashlyn 
656 g.e. GodTjommay 
666 g.e. GodSnowborn 
668 g.e. GodShannonus 
670 g.e. GodViavictis 
725 g.e. GodFluffydev 
727 g.e GodChancear 
734 g.e. GodIssa79 
739 g.e. GodDronak 
748 g.e. GodBudapesties 
751 g.e. GodJewelz 
755 g.e. GodAngry Monkey God 
758 g.e. GodCapHook 
759 g.e. GodMrCannonball 
762 g.e. GodSembazuru 
762 g.e. GodMegaMarv 
767 g.e. GodPode 
775 g.e. GodSawako 
781 g.e. GodDee0241 
787 g.e. GodKathundera 
804 g.e. GodAzumel 
808 g.e. GodBubba Hotep 
808 g.e. GodNecro1 
809 g.e. GodNameis 
810 g.e. GodKaitou 
810 g.e. GodBennoblue 
814 g.e. GodPoochy 
818 g.e. GodLazycat 
818 g.e. GodFather Phil 
821 g.e. GodLucifer Morningwood 
825 g.e. GodJuk The Mighty 
826 g.e. GodMorelmi 
827 g.e. GodGatz22 
828 g.e. GodEinhorn 
828 g.e. GodJojolpark 
836 g.e. GodSupreme Cmdr Thor 
837 g.e. GodOmnimon94 
837 g.e. GodGodII 
839 g.e. GodThe Bunny Man 
839 g.e. GodNuanen 
847 g.e. GodTanzaBear 
847 g.e. GodWilliam-o 
847 g.e. GodGypzi 
848 g.e. GodDrivingAce 
848 g.e. GodTom Bombadi 
848 g.e. GodZarquon 
854 g.e. GodNahlalee 
854 g.e. GodExterra 
855 g.e. GodGlorious Sky Fairy 
856 g.e. GodRyanmt99 
856 g.e. GodJetEye 
859 g.e. GodThangcuoi 
859 g.e. GodYsidra 
859 g.e. GodThangcuoi 
861 g.e. GodRealities 
861 g.e. GodAnonymouze 
861 g.e. GodTerabitgod 
865 g.e. GodYurika the Awesome 
866 g.e. GodYe Old God of Yore 
870 g.e. GodGido 
872 g.e. GodBlueStapler 
872 g.e. GodWENCHIA 
873 g.e. GodBehrwald 
873 g.e. GodBigJoeHunter 
873 g.e. GodB0x 
874 g.e. GodSar2 
875 g.e. GodDsotm 
882 g.e. GodPhorcys 
884 g.e. GodJinxeviltwin 
889 g.e. GodDrPorkChop 
892 g.e. GodMightina 
893 g.e. GodLord Sparx 
895 g.e. GodWhet Dreams 
895 g.e. GodFolly 
896 g.e. GodUther Lightbringer 
897 g.e. GodGrav 
900 g.e. GodSnard 
901 g.e. GodEPHDISK 
902 g.e. GodThe Left-Handed God 
903 g.e. GodMordecai 
903 g.e. GodBrisscoe 
904 g.e. GodShareenya 
904 g.e. GodLittle Coyote 
905 g.e. GodLa Guerrera 
905 g.e. GodVinum Deus 
907 g.e. GodJesseau 
907 g.e. GodOracal 
912 g.e. Godedgallagher999 
912 g.e. GodSuperneatdave 
916 g.e. GodBobcat091 
919 g.e. GodStinkyfinger 
920 g.e. GodBeaugart 
920 g.e. GodKrisnotreallyagod 
923 g.e. GodGojira The Absolute 
925 g.e. GodThisbe 
932 g.e. GodAceho 
937 g.e. GodGwydre 
940 g.e. GodCharona 
942 g.e. GodBackelvis 
942 g.e. GodTarod 
949 g.e. GodSupreme Overlord67 
949 g.e. GodErythia 
952 g.e. GodPsychoGoose 
953 g.e. GodDzul Esai 
954 g.e. GodTeromil 
954 g.e. GodAigle 
955 g.e. GodDrexel 
960 g.e. GodXamier 
963 g.e. GodDevildog 
969 g.e. GodMapex 
971 g.e. GodGrumpy Olde Bastard 
971 g.e. GodToe-knee 
972 g.e. GodPizzacat 
972 g.e. GodNoam 
975 g.e. GodBillman 
976 g.e. GodPhantaztix 
981 g.e. GodGozarian 
984 g.e. GodCuteDorie 
989 g.e. GodFireshot 
990 g.e. GodVohu 
990 g.e. GodDrewer 
991 g.e. GodRobert Gilgan 
992 g.e. GodCliff Almighty 
994 g.e. GodFremen 
994 g.e. GodClouse The Great 
1004 g.e. GodNeeds more Cowbell 
1004 g.e. GodAwesomeville 
1007 g.e. GodSaito816 
1017 g.e. GodPandanian 
1018 g.e. GodNeid 
1021 g.e. GodMython 
1023 g.e. GodTriumphaTor 
1032 g.e. GodStormhelm 
1034 g.e. GodJester16 
1036 g.e. GodEmily616 
1037 g.e. GodSampson Wayne 
1040 g.e. GodMagnya Artimyte 
1052 g.e. GodSolith the Elder 
1052 g.e. GodSerenic 
1053 g.e. GodHalkeye 
1056 g.e. GodWarnerSis 
1067 g.e. GodYidhra 
1067 g.e. GodP00P 
1081 g.e. GodLisafer 
1082 g.e. GodPrincess Luna 
1094 g.e. GodJellytree 
1098 g.e. GodUkk0 
1104 g.e. GodZPenguin13 
1106 g.e. GodJennie the Great 
1109 g.e. GodOld Bear 
1113 g.e. GodDrav 
1138 g.e. GodChip Little 
1138 g.e. GodMrs Bumpy 
1140 g.e. GodHarbinger of War 
1142 g.e. GodSnowspark 
1147 g.e. GodCarrotcruncher 
1151 g.e. GodMrcrowley007 
1153 g.e. GodTae2 
1172 g.e. GodVivy 
1177 g.e. GodHaleyFox 
1199 g.e. GodThyme 
1206 g.e. GodHuitaca 
1215 g.e. GodBrother Maynard 
1216 g.e. GodDesth 
1216 g.e. GodSolid ground 
1220 g.e. GodCocodrilo AmarilloY 
1221 g.e. GodBunnystar 
1236 g.e. GodAilerian 
1242 g.e. GodEingrid 
1246 g.e. GodBad Fish 
1252 g.e. GodGary111111 
1260 g.e. GodLorhanna 
1262 g.e. GodAutoGeoff 
1274 g.e. GodP0LAK 
1285 g.e. GodTigziWigzi 
1302 g.e. GodDeltaMu 
1308 g.e. GodEllo Gov 
1314 g.e. GodRenliant 
1320 g.e. GodDrbeach 
1321 g.e. GodDon Cornelius 
1324 g.e. GodLena the Acrimonious 
1330 g.e. GodKali-maa 
1330 g.e. GodShikinamikun 
1358 g.e. GodHam Bone 
1366 g.e. GodLord Possum 
1372 g.e. GodMiakosamuio 
1386 g.e. GodOmnifloyd 
1393 g.e. GodSiln 
1410 g.e. GodRadsaq 
1425 g.e. GodVonBlade 
1427 g.e. GodJasque 
1441 g.e. GodHyperia 
1454 g.e. GodSentra 
1484 g.e. GodSlugatony 
1491 g.e. GodNomiedo 
1498 g.e. GodKhor 
1499 g.e. GodIh8ny 
1518 g.e. GodQwontifus 
1535 g.e. GodBfrz 
1539 g.e. GodNathan227 
1542 g.e. GodAstazur 
1551 g.e. GodCoelectichi 
1552 g.e. GodLallander 
1578 g.e. GodZapoid 
1600 g.e. GodBekenhama 
1614 g.e. GodLourain 
1614 g.e. GodDoc Who 
1617 g.e. GodSmithius 
1625 g.e. GodHomunculistic 
1628 g.e. GodSybill 
1651 g.e. GodLady Jaded  
1658 g.e. GodNitror2 
1664 g.e. GodQueen Me 

Knights of Ni

All active members of the guild ranked cardinal and above will be noted here. If you feel that your name should be here, please contact one of the Guild Officers.

Click Expand To See Active Knights

Overlord Emeriti

Former leaders and officers are acknowledged here.

GodColdwilson : Founder of the Ni nation keeper of the sacred word, and father of all the Knights Who Say Ni!


GodZarquon : Original leader and warrior of the sacred word!


GodSensei Blood : A noble and fearless leader of the Ni revolution, which cemented the KWSN as a prominent power in Godville


GodMortalin : The Black knight that kept the guild together, to ensure the success that Ni has today.


Without these past Leaders of Ni we would not be what we are today. We owe our current assembly and estate to their efforts and blood.

The Graveyard

A place where we acknowledge former distinguished members who've become inactive. Please come back, we miss you!


GodCamelon  Camelon: Hierarch/White Duchess

Camelon is the "mother" of our guild, or the "Wendy" to our lost boys if you will. She leads by example of how to show complete loyalty and gratitude to one's guild by her consistency in stating Ni!, showing encouragement in all towns to increase our unity, and never allowing her hero to stray from the guild even when he tried. Named after the Scottish town of her origins, her mission is to prove that Ni is possible to be kind, righteous, or good and still be a powerful gladiator...shy by nature she is often underestimated by her arena opponent allowing her (some say) to "bewitch" them just long enough to make a deadly kill.


GodJorge52 : Guild barkeeper (Former DM)

Jorge52 had a very important job, indeed some members believed he had the most important job of all. Beware, his fuchsia coloured drink with a special ingredient is an absolute bender. Steer clear of that or at least make certain you are prepared for the ensuing chaos.


GodLittle Coyote 


GodLord Bored : The Master of the Herring

Lord Bored sadly became inactive for unknown reasons and has drifted from the guild. Wherever he is, we hope he's well. His enormous wooden carving of a herring (which he carved with a herring), still stands in the Great Hall.


GodMizu Seirei : Guild Librarian

Many do not even know what a library is, but this did not bother Mizu. Her vast knowledge on past, present, and future has saved many a knight in their unguided travels. Watch out, because not all of her books are friendly.


GodPhi : Guild Scientist

Sometimes referred to as "Mad", Phi tended the guild laboratory. And while no one other than her has ever been to the lab, Ni was assumed she used her many skills for all that is good and shrubby. The lab is still off grounds to all other knights as we still don't know what dangers lie within.


GodReputed 

Where has he gone? No body knows? One thing is for sure, he doesn't appear to be anywhere, not here, nor there... or anywhere!


GodSuzan 

Suzan tried hard to ensure that every new member was up to date on their entry tasks. Making Sure the proper shrubbery was checked and recorded. Despite one incident with strange, metal birds, she has most definitely made a name for herself.

Where Are They Now?

A knight may leave our great guild to further their career and expand their résumé or just have a little vacation. We make mention of them here and hope that one day our travelling knights will rejoin our ranks.


GodEpona Dernhelm : Rabbit Wrangler and Guild Police Chief

Though she has travelled far and wide, home to Epona is KWSN. No matter where she goes she always returns to us. She can be found frequently in the guild council where she keeps the knights entertained with her funny antics and witty sense of humour. She is always willing to lend an ear to a friend or advice to a new guild mate.


GodD-Envy : Peasant of Ni

This Knight prefers to live his life in the guild's shadow. He has travelled much in the land of Godville before finally settling down in the great hall of Ni where he hopes to retire one day. Though he makes few appearances in the guild council he keeps a vigilant watch over is hero, DNV. D-Envy is currently spending time with our allies Harvest moon.


GodFishcakes : Our Eldest and highest ranked Knight of Ni!.

Although we do not see to much of Fishcakes, she sometimes comes out of her meditation retirement to bestow us with help and knowledge. She is our most reverent and highly regarded Knight! Fishcakes is currently spending time with the folks at Animal House.

Goodbye to:

We say goodbye to knights who held a special place in our great guild.


GodThe God that Passed  (Original second in command to Zarquon)

Passed was a loyal Knight for many months, and became Second in Command when Coldwilson left the guild. He was very active on the forums especially when Zarquon and he had to restore the guild and was responsible for assigning chores and difficult quests to worthy Knights. His many tasks and responsibilities caused him to pass on the mantle of leadership to Sensei. We still hope that one day he may return to our halls.

Fare ye well...