Knight Who Says Ni

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Knight Who Says Ni
Miles, qui dicit II
a picture of the kights who say ni
Class Humanoid
Habitat Ancient forests
Totem for Knights who say Ni ⚜️ 
Description Shrubbery-seeking vagabonds, PROTECT YOUR SHRUBBERY’S

The Knight who says Ni (Miles, qui dicit II) is a monster that lives in old forests, demanding shrubberies and assigning arduous tasks to random passersby,

These knights generally inhabit ancient forests in Medieval settings. They claim to be the keepers of the sacred words "Ni", "Peng", and "Nee-womm", but none have been able to substantiate the claim. As those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale, one should be inclined to simply take their word for it. Their diet consists of steer, the horns of which can be seen attached to the helmets of the lesser knights. It can be assumed that they enjoy the occasional stag as well, as their leader enjoys the decoration of a pair of antlers instead.



  • Ni
  • Peng
  • Nee-womm


  • "It".
  • Just "It".
  • Stop saying that word!
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