Knight Who Says Ni

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Monsters of Godville
Knight Who Says Ni
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Class Humanoid
Habitat Ancient forests
Description Shrubbery-seeking vagabonds
Totem for Knights who say Ni

The Knight who says Ni (Miles, qui dicit II) is a monster that lives in old forests, demanding shrubberies and assigning arduous tasks to random passersby.

These knights generally inhabit ancient forests in Medieval settings. They claim to be the keepers of the sacred words "Ni", "Peng", and "Nee-womm", but none have been able to substantiate the claim. As those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale, one should be inclined to simply take their word for it. Their diet consists of steer, the horns of which can be seen attached to the helmets of the lesser knights. It can be assumed that they enjoy the occasional stag as well, as their leader enjoys the decoration of a pair of antlers instead.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Ni
  • Peng
  • Nee-womm

Weaknesses

  • "It".
  • Just "It".
  • Stop saying that word!