Jabberwookie

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Monsters of Godville
Jabberwookie
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Class Mammal
Habitat Anywhere with high elevations
Description Nobody wants to get close enough to find out

The Jabberwookie is so named because it vaguely resembles both a jabberwocky and a wookie, if you were to put both in a blender and grind their respective parts vigorously. Both have furry claws, and both are large and unsociable. The Jabberwookie has the muscular limbs of the wookie and the mouthparts of the jabberwocky. Its bat-like wings are entirely non-functional, but aid it in making unexpectedly sudden and long leaps onto its face.

The Jabberwookie is much-feared in its native habitat for its sandwich-making skills. If you should spot one, do not ask for mustard on your BLT, as you will most likely die from overstimulation of the taste buds. It is advised when sparring with a Jabberwookie to offer to make it lunch, as the creatures tire of constantly making sandwiches for other monsters.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Unlimited mustard
  • Incredible strength
  • Sandwich-making skills
  • Much larger than the typical hero

Weaknesses

  • Not the most intelligent of monsters
  • Dislikes mayonnaise
  • Afraid of cats
  • Cannot see through hair