Irrelephant
| Irrelephant | |
|---|---|
| Elphas impertinens | |
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| Class | Meaningless Mammal |
| Habitat | No where it belongs |
| Description | A pachyderm with focus issues |
The Irrelephant (Elphas impertinens) is a monster.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. The Irrelephant is a master of adding completely useless information and the most inopportune time. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category. Heroes who encounter an Irrelephant are advised to focus on the task-at-hand, being staying alive, rather than listening to the monster.
It would take eleven Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. No, seriously, this is important.
Attributes
Strengths
- Objection! You can’t say that here
- Large, like any other elephant
- An excellent memory
Weaknesses
- Easily distracted
- Relevant mice facts
- Peanuts, easily distracted by peanuts
| Elephants | |
|---|---|
| Elephantidae | |
| Domestica | Heffalump |
| Fortis | Bald Mammoth • Hellaphant • Hellephant |
| Mammuthae | Bully Mammoth • Multi-tusked Mammoth • Yorkshire Mammoth |
| Elephantidae incertae sedis | Elephant of Surprise • Elephantom • Fifth Elephant • HTMLephant • Irrelephant • Pink Elephant • Psycophant • Undercover Elephant |
