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|Description||A cow, but funnier|
The Interrupting Cow is a monster. Not much is known about the creature, however, as its annoying habit of asking knock-knock jokes at inopportune times drives everyone insane.
Below is a voice log from a certain researcher who was attempting to study the creature.
|Researcher:||The Interrupting C—|
|Researcher:||... Who's there?|
|Researcher:||*sigh* Interrupting Cow wh—|
|Researcher:||*ahem* The Interrupting Cow appears to be a monster whose sole purpose in life is to—|
|Researcher:||...Whose sole purpose in life is to interrup—|
|Researcher:||... WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LI—|
|Researcher:||... LIFE IS TO INTERR—|
|Researcher:||... INCESSANTLY INTERRUPT ALL WHO EN—|
|Rearcher:||... ENCOUNTER IT.|
As you can see, the researcher gave up after getting through just one sentence.
- Nobody is immune to the annoyance of being interrupted every other word.
- Due to the incessant interruptions, heroines typically will not be able to formulate a battle strategy.
- Since nobody wants to fight it, it usually wins by default.
- Very lonely.
- Heroines, as it is actually pretty rare for some heroines to actually think during a battle.
- Itself. It's so annoying that it even annoys itself in the process.