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The Inept Singing is an arena favorite used by most up and coming Heroes. A complete inability to hold a tune works well when combined with this skill. A little inept singing will scare your opponents with your complete lack of tone, pitch or modulation. You will deafen all around with your hero's horrible taste in music, voice like a dying cat, and ghastly rendition of current show tunes.
Produces a vague dis-orientation and a mild giddiness.
It starts getting bad about here. Ringing in the ears is the least of it. Melting the ear wax in your opponent's ears is just the start.
Things have gone from bad to worse. At this level your enemy can expect nose bleeds, hair loss and permanent damage to hearing.
Worse than bunions, worse than boils. Inept Singing at this level leaves scar tissue, welts, blisters, total deafness and a propensity to hum Julie Andrews tunes for all eternity.