Illuminated Bavarian Seers of Rhodesia

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Illuminated Bavarian Seers of Rhodesia
Motto: Rub-a-dub-dub! Hail Eris!
Alignment: Transcendant
Gold Fund: 18000-ish c.u.
Founder(s):
Membership Count: > 200
Town with Greatest Influence: Deville (1%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 172
Guild Page: Illuminated Bavarian Seers of Rhodesia 
Data current as of 31st December, 2011


The various vagrants and homeless contained within the Illuminated Bavarian Seers of Rhodesia (IBSR), not to be confused with the Bavarian Illuminati (Who are exactly the same except in every important way) are a guild based in Trollville. Its followers dedicate themselves to the (very occasional) worship and (If they're really in a good mood) glorification of the God-Goddess (or Meta-Goddess) Eris. The core belief of the guild is the concept that neither Chaos nor Order, Good nor Evil, truly exist - they are merely the fevered imaginings of the human (or humanoid deity's) mind. A popular activity within the guild is self-lobotomy.

As a symbol of their divergence from the more mainstream Bavarian Illuminati, IBSR members are required to eat at least 6 hot dog buns every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and December

The IBSR and The Sacred Chao

The Sacred Chao is the official (and unofficial) symbol (and unsymbol) of the IBSR, and is thus not shown anywhere on this page.

The Sacred Oath of the IBSR

While taking the Sacred Oath is purely optional for new recruits, many nonetheless do so for fear of the mandatory punishment due to non compliance. The Oath is as follows:

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause


I'll travel across the land

Searching far and wide

These (this part is shouted) ILLUMINATED BAVARIAN SEERS OF RHODESIA


Recruitment

The IBSR will accept any new recruit smart enough to join, provided they bring their own hot dog buns. See Application Below:

Hail Eris!.

(K) All Rites Reversed

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