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Monsters of Godville
Hot Dog
Canis ardentes
HotDog.jpg
Class Devouroid
Habitat Urban to global.
Description Heavily armored and furred.

The Hot Dog (Canis ardentes, "flaming dog") is a monster of tasteful fury. He isn't that mean, actually, isn't that right? Oh yeah, who's a good boy? Anyway, where was I? ... Oh yeah! He's not that bad! He's just trained to uh... Guard the 21st Milestone! He stays there, right? Hey, don't look at me like that-

Attributes

Strengths

  • Oddly cute, through the eyes of a hero.
  • Breathes fire hot enough to burn through any known material.
  • Hot. Very, very hot.

Weaknesses

  • Edible, although only the most inebriated of heroes are known to attempt this.
  • An absolute mess in water.
  • Can't resist a nice dog biscuit.
Dogs
Canidae
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Domestica Biowolf • Firefox • Sun Dog
Canini 101 Headed Dalmation • Attention Spaniel • Avant-Guard Dog • Beerwolf • Bewarewolf • Bigger Badder Wolf • Borderline Collie • Bottomless Pitbull • Carjackal • Crackerjackal • Crying Wolf • Desert Beagle • Devil Dog • Dogfather • Downward Facing Dog • Dysenterrier • Eternal Dalmatian • Hot Dog • Hound of Music • Jackal-of-All-Trades • Labracadabrador • Labrador Deceiver • Liar Wolf • Monterey Jackal • Mosh Pitbull • Nuclear Watchdog • Pocketwatchdog • Reservoir Dog • Shameless Pug • Shampoodle • Spark Pug • Spywarewolf • There-Wolf • Underwear Wolf • Unicorndog • Union Jackal • Wall Dog
Vulpini Artsy Fox • Century Fox