Holykeeper

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Monsters of Godville
Holykeeper
Holykeeper.jpg
The Holykeeper before its fall.
Class Fallen angel
Habitat Whole Godville's world.
Description Looked way better before its zombification.

The Holykeeper is a guardian angel monster gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting heroes, raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged it all the while. The Holykeeper is about 19 feet tall and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color. If a hero defeats this mighty creature, the hero will be handsomely rewarded, as this monster is guardian of the rare Holy powercell artifact.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Can call lightning down from the sky
  • Its impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
  • Emits a horrible rotting stench that can wither heroes brain cells

Weaknesses

  • Heroes don't really use their brain cells
  • Spontaneously combusts when exposed to direct sunlight
  • Any mention of sunlight, or anything else implying joy, reduces it to tears
  • Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away