|There once was a 🐙 called Portico
There are some things you oughta know
The moment you meet
You will feel complete
Like you have known her from long ago.
|| There was once a fellow cold as Ice |
Don't give him flan, not even a slice
He will give you a look
That cannot be mistook
For he will have you chained in his van in a thrice.
There once was a fellow called Boom
Who suggested that we get a room
I couldn't be faster
To say "yes master"
Because it takes time to put on this 🐙 costume.
There was once a fellow called Mykus
Who would origami anything, even a Ficus
He longed for a girl
So he gave the paper a twirl
And made her assets quite ripus.
There once was a 🐙 called Shadow Snow
Who has every curve God would bestow
She looks so pretty
When she's drippy
When she steps out of that ocean, it is quite a show.