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Harvest Moon
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Motto: Messis lunae adoramus! (Those who slay together stay together)
Alignment: Cruel
Gold Fund: 322239 c.u.
Founder(s):
Date Founded: September 10, 2010
Membership Count: 342
Town with Greatest Influence: Lostway (100%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 4
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 3
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 1
Pantheon of adventure Rank: 1
Forum Headquarters: Harvest Moon
Guild Page: Harvest Moon 
Allies:
Rivals:
Data current as of 15 Oct 2019


The Story of Harvest Moon

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, was a group of six friends who enjoyed slaying, earning experience, raiding dungeons for loot and glory, and having a good time together. These people had met under the aegis of a federation called Harvest Moon, and enjoyed each other’s company. One day, one of the lads of that group asked the party if they wanted to explore a country; a land full of mystery, novelty, and lack of graphic interface. Willing to depart for a new adventure, the group left to that new place going by the name of Godville, leaving behind anything they had ever known, and delving into that new realm. After getting used to this province, they decided to implant themselves for good and let their name be spread, that is when they created a guild - a guild named Harvest Moon. Very quickly, that name became widely known. Indeed, tales of their achievements had reached every corner of Godville, and soon, members upon members joined that group, setting the first stone of the establishment that would become one of Godville’s greatest guilds. Due to the evil nature of its founders, HM became widely known as a place where scoundrels and evildoers of all kind could gather and feel at home. As a result of that fame and reputation, many heroes and guilds throughout Godville started looking at Harvest Moon with contemptuous and jealous eyes, forcing them to temper their evil behavior for the sake of the people. Little did they know that this led to a dramatic slow-down in Harvest Moon’s implication in Godville’s life. Tournaments became scarce, duelers became less active, and the overall activity dropped.

Due to its notoriety, the guild still stayed prominent and heavily present in the pantheons. Time passed, and Harvest Moon’s evilness perdured through tales and evil acts here and there. The founders had become a rare sight, and a new generation of heroes were now doing the Harvester’s dark biddings. That is when The Great Harvester Of Sorrow decided that it was time. It was time to restore Harvest Moon’s past glory. In order to gather enough strength for that humongous task, he devoured the Elders, making one with them and guaranteeing that they would forever be at the very center of Harvest Moon’s whereabouts, and named new heroes, new Gods, to take over the legacy.

To Be Continued...

Arena Policy

We normally fight to win. Relentless adskickery will ensure a steady climb in the pantheon for Harvest Moon and promote the guild through a display of skill and high ranks in the dueler/gladiatorship pantheons. It is not, however, compulsory to fight to win. This game is meant to be played and enjoy as you see fit as long as you don’t break official GV rules.

The arena mechanics are such that the only factor limiting your success will be your definition of morals. Everybody in the arena has their own definition of what is fair and what isn’t and plays according to that personal code. A partial list of things people might believe is fair or unfair includes: buying charges, using multiple accounts, sniping, announcing, jumping announcers, matching friends on purpose, and hunting. Every single dueler will have a different view on what's fair and not. You will inadvertently anger somebody sometime with your play style. Don’t let people dictate what is acceptable: for every person that doesn’t agree with you, there might be a hundred others doing the same thing. If you ask yourself “can I do that?”, and if it doesn’t go against any rule set by Godville, the answer is yes. Do it.

Dungeon and Sail Policy

Originally penned by Brihtnoth, the following document has been adapted for guild-wide use.

Legalese contractual stuff: Terms of Service

Contents:

Section I: Dungeoneering

Section II: Sailing


Section I: Dungeoneering

1a By entering into a dungeon expedition with a hero directed by a deity of the guild Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as the driver, you implicitly agree to the below conditions if

  1. you do not choose to be the driver yourself, and/or
  2. you do not choose to be in it to win it, and/or
  3. you run out of (the will to spend) godpower and/or godpower charges, and/or
  4. your attention is diverted from your own hero/ine and their well-being for whichever reason.

1b Reasons for diverted attention may include (but are not limited to):

  1. work-related affairs;
  2. family-related affairs;
  3. force majeure;
  4. religious or other convictions;
  5. medical grounds;
  6. laziness;
  7. the ducktarded delusional unfounded notion that other deities have a moral responsibility to take care of your hero or heroine in a dungeon at all costs.

2 If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly agree to the following:

  1. The driver may choose to take up the responsibility of driving for the duration of the dungeon expedition or less;
  2. The driver may attempt to optimise the gold and items gained by his aforementioned hero by killing off as many party members as possible;
  3. The driver may attempt to optimise the adventure points gained by his aforementioned hero’s guild by killing off as many party members as possible;
  4. The driver may attempt to minimise the gold and items gained by your hero/ine by killing them off;
  5. The driver may attempt to minimise the adventure points gained by your hero/ine’s guild by killing them off.

3 If any or all of the above holds true, you also implicitly agree with the driver achieving these aims by:

  1. hitting the same trap or traps repeatedly, and/or
  2. wandering around to find as many boss monsters as possible, and/or
  3. showering the party of heroes with punishment damage, and/or
  4. postponing exiting (in the case of toxicity type dungeons), and/or
  5. any other method with which damage is inflicted upon one or more heroes,

until he is sufficiently satisfied.

4 If any or all of the above holds true, you implicitly forfeit the right to:

  1. claim you have not read these terms, as you freed up time from playing this game which gave you ample time to read them;
  2. disagree with these terms, as you could have taken the wheel right away instead of waiting for someone else to do the heavy lifting for you;
  3. complain to the driver via the direct messaging system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps;
  4. complain about the driver via the direct messaging system, the reporting system, guild chat, all and sundry forum pages, and all and sundry third party communication apps to any third party;
  5. hold a grudge against the driver for longer than five minutes, which start at the instant you discover your hero/ine is or was the (attempted) victim of an attempted optimisation or minimalisation of the motives mentioned under 2.

5 If you feel unhappy with the (style of) driving of or the direction taken by the driver, you are free to approach him via the private messaging system (barring for purposes such as mentioned under 4.3), and kindly and gently express your thoughts. The driver is a sociable and conscientious person and will always respond in kind to whichever way he is approached, even to suggestions to take over driving from him, but only if sufficiently prefaced with kindness and a pinch of humility.

6 This section only applies if the driver is, in fact, Brihtnoth. If you feel lucky, you can coax the driver into summoning his 300% Shamaniac to fight on his (and your) behalf, if the following conditions are met:

  1. the driver has no more cooldown on summoning it;
  2. the driver has sufficient godpower to summon it;
  3. the driver has not been previously embroiled in any beef with you without subsequent kissing and making out up;
  4. you have posted on the Harvest Moon forum thread the following text: ‘Brihtnoth is my hero, because he’s generous and selfless and the awesomest player in the entire game!’ in the past 24 hours, without removing it again;
  5. the driver feels like summoning it;
  6. you understand transactions.

7 When a Harvest Moon member is not the driver, they may opt to let their hero die the death of the AFK. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the killing of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.


Section II: Sailing

1 When your hero/ine happens to be sailing the same seas as a member of Harvest Moon, hereafter to be referred to as the captain, you implicitly agree to the following terms:

  1. You understand that the captain may use all game possibilities (listed under 2) for any reasons (listed under 3) that sailing in this game offers;
  2. You understand that, beyond the Terms and Conditions as stated by the Godville Dev Team, there are neither any moral guidelines laid out for sailing, nor any rules set up for sailing ‘the correct way’;
  3. You understand that there is no treasure with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  4. You understand that there is no fenimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  5. You understand that there is no manimal with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  6. You understand that there is no crate with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have safely helped your hero take it across the edge or back to port;
  7. You understand that there is no island with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have had your hero/ine explore that island and taken its bonus;
  8. You understand that there is no section of the map with the name of your hero/ine on it;
  9. You understand that there is no hint with the name of your hero/ine on it until you have explored it.

2 The captain may choose to sail to reach the objectives of:

  1. AFK sailing without any care for the consequences;
  2. sinking any or all hero/ines belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon, regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
  3. together with a guild member or other allied deity, ganging up on any or all players belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon, regardless of them having any booty stashed in their holds;
  4. chasing any or all players belonging to guilds other than Harvest Moon across the map for nothing else but a laugh;
  5. bothering nobody and try to get modest or outrageous amounts of treasure.

3 Motives for the captain for pursuing the objectives stated under 2 may be (but are not limited to):

  1. preventing other guilds from accumulating maximum adventure points;
  2. optimising adventure points accumulated for Harvest Moon;
  3. preventing other deities from accumulating maximum booty;
  4. optimising the booty gained by the captain's hero;
  5. assisting fellow guild members or allied friends in acquiring any booty of their choice;
  6. having highly personalised fun;
  7. entertaining fellow guild members;
  8. thwarting rival guild members in any or every objective;
  9. scaring other deities;
  10. following up on opportunistic impulses;
  11. perpetuating the completely unfounded perception of Harvest Moon members all being heartless and soulless bullies.

4 When the HM member is AFK, they may choose to let their hero be sunk. In this case, they do not care. You may parade around the sinking of their hero as a badge of honour and boast about it for all they care. Congratulations, you won something in a game.


Recruitment Policy

All is fair within the rules of Godville for recruiting outside members. The best way to attract awesome members is by being active and impressive.

Of course, threats, blackmail, bribery, and other forms of indoctrination are very much encouraged when recruiting too.


The Harvest Moon Corporate Structure

Boss and Chief Execution Officer

The guild totem monster is the boss of HM. Everyone in HM answers to the CEO. The boss is appointed by the elected leader of HM and must fight the former totem to the death before leading HM. The totem is the Boss of HM but, like most bosses, doesn’t want to be disturbed except to execute AFKs, drink their blood, and play ball games with their severed heads.

The Managerial Board

Executive executioners. In charge of all daily activity, educating noobs, and sacrificing the lives of all goody goodies. Serves four-month terms, can serve unlimited terms. Appoints supervisors by simple majority. Can execute any supervisor with unanimous support.

The Supervisory Board

In charge of spotting the awesome amongst guild members, supporting the guild, and keeping the management board in check by way of corporate violence. Can execute any manager with simple majority.

Representatives

A great place to start in one's desire to move up the ranks of Harvest Moon. Members listed here actively represent how great HM can be.

The New Blood Council

CEO:

Devil's Advocate

President:

GodOrthos Graph (U • C • T) 

The Managerial Board:

GodHairplug4men (U • C • T) Chief Financial Officer, Guild Historian
GodNgma (U • C • T) Chief Intelligence Officer, Human Resources, Public Relations, O.G. Butt-hoeing Moron
GodCassia Rainsonne (U • C • T) Chief Operating Officer, Proprietor of Propaganda

The Supervisory Board:

GodDiamondHard (U • C • T)  HRJM Cat Enthusiast
GodDoctor Frank-n-furter (U • C • T) 
GodDombinator (U • C • T)  Influencer of Debauchery; Valentines Day Butcher 2019
GodOversee Year (U • C • T)  Potted Plant in the Corner
GodPysrilexot (U • C • T)  Heremiser Extraordinaire
GodWoody Pecker (U • C • T)  Pecker Head Council Chair of the Moon

Representatives

These Representatives shall travel these lands in advancement of our guild, delivering our word to those who’ve been deemed worthy enough to receive our blessings, as well as those who dare oppose our rule.

Representative Title
GodMe3713 (U • C • T)  lcT(ity)o: little chief Technical(ity) officer
GodMifreal (U • C • T)  Overthinker
GodOrthos Graph (U • C • T)  Advertiser; Shepherd of the Noobs
GodPersephassa (U • C • T)  A legend in the mask

Elected Leaders

These evil-doers managed to kiss enough hands and shake enough babies to earn the popular vote of all members ranked Cardinal or above. If they aren't on your friends list, they should be! They've earned the honor to choose their method of execution if they ever leave the guild.

Read about the history of Harvest Moon elections here

Name Method of execution Elected
GodBellatrixie The Strange (U • C • T)  Crushed by pigs 1727 g.e.
GodBeeporama (U • C • T)  Buried alive 1808 g.e.
GodEmpress Kerry (U • C • T)  drowned by wasps 1825 g.e.
GodAr-Sonfyr the Liar (U • C • T)  Death by captcha 2076 g.e.
GodThe Sock (U • C • T)  Death by dry cleaning 2101 g.e.
GodEnoch Metatron (U • C • T)  Tarred & feathered 2235 g.e.
GodThe Real Nicolas Cage (U • C • T)  D-listed to extinction 2364 g.e.
GodKrohnos (U • C • T)  Death by snowflakes 2503 g.e.
GodDiamondHard (U • C • T)  Stuffed with candies and ripped apart like a piñata 2635 g.e.
GodNyx of Darkness (U • C • T)  Death by dehorning 2771 g.e.
GodJels (U • C • T)  Death by alt-banning 2905 g.e.
GodDombinator (U • C • T)  Suffocation by 300lb facesitting 3039 g.e.
GodHairplug4men (U • C • T)  Impaled by Doctor Frank-n-furter 3173 g.e.
GodOversee Year (U • C • T)  Chained, whipped, and spit on 3308 g.e.
GodOrthos Graph (U • C • T)  Spanked by a keyboard 3442 g.e.


Members

Our guild is proud to be home to the best and evilest members in all of Godville.
Our members can be viewed at the Harvest Moon Stats Page.

Glorification in The Godville Times

Every once in a while we get it right and somehow grab enough attention to become featured in the news. Members are encouraged to pay their way in by buying the occasional beer for the editor, or distracting Heybaybay, Kimagure, The Awakener, and/or Tinalis with food while stealing their secrets on how to get frequent mentions.

  • Edition #61, Day 291 g.e.

Girl Friday – 42nd level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Alrighty then. ”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Omicod. She asks someone to unscramble an egg and report the results via express mail.

  • Featured in the first guild spotlight section of the Godville Times!! Edition #2582, Day 2826 g.e.

Harvest Moon is a heroic horde of 422 heads located around 5th place in the pantheon of popularity. Highest rank here is “mannequin”. A chief totem aura supervisor here is Harvester of Sorrow. Trespassing is not forbidden, but no one will be responsible for the loss of their health points.

  • Edition #2591, Day 2835 g.e.

Girl Friday – 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Blood Moon Devourer ☾”, stands at the 96th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Omicod. Rumor has it that a local Bardvark has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2593, Day 2837 g.e. - Double Feature!

Louiz – 107th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Something short and witty”, stands at the 58th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Louiz. Rumor has it that a local Psycophant has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Samuel Vimes – 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾an’t hear you down there”, stands at the 123rd position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Belteshazzar. He always wanted to become one with the force, but never found the time.

  • Edition #2594, Day 2838 g.e.

Zombie Pawn – 107th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Zombie’s…WHERE??”, stands at the 173rd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Zombie1991. He is a huge fan of Herolympus’s pubs.

  • Edition #2603, Day 2847 g.e.

Ace of Space – 79th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Excelsior!”, stands at the 163rd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess The Ace of Space. Her dream is to master the “palm of the panda” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #2635, Day 2879 g.e.

Tinalis – 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 2nd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. Rumor has it that a local Narcoleptic Hypnotist has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2648, Day 2892 g.e.

Kora – 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “I like pomegranates ;)”, stands at the 172nd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephassa. She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.

  • Edition #2657, Day 2901 g.e.

Sephirothe – 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Death to the infidels!”, stands at the 141st position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Lacunaxcoil. His worst enemy – a Gore-to-gore Salesman. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a childhood dream. He is also a huge fan of Beerburgh’s pubs.

  • Edition #2664, Day 2908g.e.

Zombie Pawn – 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Zombie’s…WHERE??”, stands at the 67th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Zombie1991. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

  • Edition #2667, Day 2911 g.e.

Daisho – 32nd level adventurer, member of ”Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Going nowhere.” stands in the 156th pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Rurouini X. Rumor has it that a local Vampirate has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2681, Day 2925 g.e.

Raverik – 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 127th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

  • Edition #2683, Day 2927 g.e.

Klon – 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “All rights reserved.”, stands at the 112th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kelon. Rumor has it that a local Clam Before The Storm has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2691, Day 2935 g.e.

Ninjabot – 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾ for the windmills! ”, stands at the 51st position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Athenabear. Rumor has it that a local Hemophiliac Skeleton has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2724, Day 2968 g.e.

Teapot Believer – 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at the 63rd position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Teapot of Russell. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

  • Edition #2725, Day 2969 g.e.

The Guy Downstairs – 78th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌜☠️💀💀☠️🌛”, stands at the 16th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god No Life. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

  • Edition #2728, Day 2972 g.e.

Ninjabot – 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾ for the windmills! ”, stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Athenabear. He always wanted to remember that thing that needed to be done, but never found the time.

  • Edition #2731, Day 2975 g.e.

Snotolf – 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Sp🌕t the Shamaniac”, stands at the 164th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Brihtnoth. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #2733, Day 2977 g.e.

Tinalis – 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 49th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.

  • Edition #2735, Day 2979 g.e.

Selkie Sean – 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Conclave of Bacon” guild, with the motto “Go for the dive!”, stands at the 92nd position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Kirig2. His worst enemy – a Social Security Guard. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a golden ticket. He is also a huge fan of Monstro City’s pubs.

Oliphant – 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Punishment is love 💀👹”, stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Crimsoneye. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #2739, Day 2983 g.e.

Hendrix Clapton — 24th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh 🌛🎸”, stands at the 120th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Fender Stratocaster. His worst enemy — a Hippopotamouse. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a barrel scraper. He is also a huge fan of Los Adminos’s pubs.

  • Edition #2746, Day 2990 g.e.

Barkinson — 84th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “You mad bro?”, stands at the 122nd position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowzor. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #2755, Day 2999 g.e.

Arthurofcamelot — 82nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Where am I?”, stands at the 120th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Kilgarra. We’ve had many reports that a Splitting Hare has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

  • Edition #2758, Day 3002 g.e.

Kora — 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “I like pomegranates ;)”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephassa. Rumor has it that a local Perfect Nobody has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2766, Day 3010 g.e.

Eddie Huang — 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Fresh of the boat!”, stands at the 73rd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Mystic Tiger. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

  • Edition #2772, Day 3016 g.e.

Barkinson — 85th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “You mad bro?”, stands at the 119th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowzor. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

  • Edition #2773, Day 3017 g.e.

Tinalis — 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 32nd position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

  • Edition #2774, Day 3017 g.e.

Heybaybay — 145th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾I’ve seen better mottos☽”, stands at the 2nd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. His worst enemy — a Recycloholic. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a marshmelon. He is also a huge fan of Anville’s pubs.

  • Edition #2794, Day 3038 g.e.

ComeAndGetMe — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, stands at the 25th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god CAGM. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #2815, Day 3059 g.e.

Lord Parsifus — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Steel, Terror, Ashes 🌙”, stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Fist Of Thunder. He thinks that a Butter Troll slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Nothingham has to offer.

  • Edition #2819, Day 3063 g.e.

Vey — 73rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Missing the Coyote 🌙”, stands at the 8th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Kure. Her worst enemy — a Biowolf. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a packet of memory wipes. She is also a huge fan of Last Resort’s pubs.

  • Edition #2831, Day 3075 g.e. - Double Feature!

BigDaddyy — 102nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Segmentation fault”, stands at the 40th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Stefanhdao. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

Mapkovna — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “A world without keywords.”, stands at the 101st position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Mapk. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

  • Edition #2834, Day 3078 g.e.

Snotolf — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “1st 300% boss owner🌙”, stands at the 109th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Brihtnoth. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

  • Edition #2849, Day 3093 g.e.

Minor man — 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾Harvest Their Sorrow☾🎃”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Bold digger. He’s asking someone to finish in last place in a backwards marathon and report the results via carrier pigeon.

  • Edition #2853, Day 3097 g.e.

The Awakener — 93rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Harvest 🌙 will eat you”, stands at the 87th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Dombinator. He always wanted to round up a triad of squares, but never found the time.

  • Edition #2871, Day 3115 g.e.

Korylae — 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☾ luna regit omnia ☾”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Unenlightened1. She is a huge fan of Anville’s pubs.

  • Edition #2874, Day 3118 g.e.

Tinalis — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #2877, Day 3121 g.e.

Cancel- — 93rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☽ Why always me?”, stands at the 88th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god FCancel. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #2878, Day 3121 g.e.

Scheredin — 109th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Schering is caring.”, stands at the 26th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Noirin. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition 2879, Day 3123 g.e. - Double Feature!

Meyre — 43rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “||-//”, stands at the 90th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Aoritus the Invisible. Rumor has it that a local Bloodthirsty Mosquito has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

Makilach — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Bowling God”, stands at the 193rd position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Almighty Malikai. He’s asking someone to find a perfectly normal odd number and report the results via telegram

  • Edition #2880, Day 3124 g.e.

Raverik — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 57th position in the pantheon of arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. His dream is to master the “intimate tickling” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #2881, Day 3125 g.e.

Lord Parsifus — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Steel, Terror, Ashes 🌙”, stands at the 77th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Fist Of Thunder. His worst enemy — a G.I. Foe. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a human pyramid scheme. He is also a huge fan of Dogville’s pubs.

  • Edition #2882, Day 3126 g.e.

The Awakener — 95th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Harvest 🌙 will eat you”, stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Dombinator. Rumor has it that a local Venom Moss has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2887, Day 3131 g.e.

Tinalis — 121st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. Rumor has it that a local Singing Shark has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2890, Day 3134 g.e.

GhostFace — 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Number Nine”, stands at the 9th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Pandaemonium. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

  • Edition #2900, Day 3144 g.e.

Paul Bunion — 104th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “my blue jeans is tight🌙”, stands at the 7th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god The Sock. His dream is to master the “acid tears” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #2902, Day 3146 g.e.

Heybaybay — 148th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “1st to max all in 23 day☽”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #2921, Day 3165 g.e.

Doodlebugger — 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No need for a rock! DOOP!”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Doopl. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance

  • Edition #2927, Day 3170 g.e.

Kozel — 114th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “☽Place your ad here!☾”, stands at the 65th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Rufustjynd. His dream is to master the “flying bird” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold b

  • Edition #2929, Day 3173 g.e.

Soxa — 96th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “ฅ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ฅ”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Empress Kerry. Rumor has it that a local Guest User has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #2945, Day 3189 g.e.

Pickle Knees — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Soul of the Blood Moon ”, stands at the 78th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Soulharbinger. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #2947, Day 3191 g.e.

The Ted — 42nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Fabricati Diem, Punc. 🌚”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess The Great Feifei. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

  • Edition #2951, Day 3195 g.e.

Alisto — 120th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Alisto. His worst enemy — a Full-Metal Arsonist. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a jar of hope. He is also a huge fan of Bad Gateway’s pubs.

  • Edition #2962, Day 3206 g.e.

Heybaybay — 149th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌜Harvest Moon Leader🌛”, stands at the 1st position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He thinks that a Tickle Monster slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Herowin has to offer.

  • Edition #2966, Day 3210 g.e.

Dungeon Raider — 97th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Blood🌙bank🌙bath🌙lust”, stands at the 139th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Oversee Year. Her dream is to master the “oak cloaking” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #2970, Day 3214 g.e.

Prosperus — 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌒 Messis Luna🌒”, stands at the 132nd position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Priscus. He always wanted to master the mysteriously powerful ‘wax on, wax off’ technique, but never found the time.

  • Edition #2973, Day 3217 g.e.

Awkwardly Bouncing — 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “陰 Bounce the Bolt Baby ☾”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Imprecise Master. He thinks that a Sock Elemental slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Deville has to offer.

  • Edition #2975, Day 3219 g.e.

Princess Aryll — 99th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Power Wisdom Courage ☾”, stands at the 62nd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Twinrova. Her dream is to master the “mosquito roar” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #2981, Day 3225 g.e.

Jaaden — 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Don’t forget to vote!!”, stands at the 21st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Syrocko. We’ve had many reports that a Yoga Bear has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

  • Edition #3000, Day 3244 g.e.

Lord Parsifus — 113th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Steel, Terror, Ashes 🌙”, stands at the 79th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Fist Of Thunder. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #3013, Day 3257 g.e.

Cuptea — 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Weakness is death.”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Arfel. We’ve had many reports that an Unbearable Grizzly has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.

  • Edition #3024, Day 3268 g.e.

MLU Keing — 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “For ☾heese☾ake! çø!!êëñ©”, stands at the 196th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Colleensolame. Her dream is to master the “strong brow” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #3029, Day 3273 g.e.

Sephirothe — 110th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Death to the infidels!”, stands at the 115th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Lacunaxcoil. We’ve had many reports that a Son of a Glitch has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.

  • Edition #3030, Day 3274 g.e.

Cass Burgers — 114th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “embrace the darkness!”, stands at the 45th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Cass Burgers. Her worst enemy — a Century Fox. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a medieval jukebox. She is also a huge fan of Heisenburg’s pubs.

  • Edition #3031, Day 3275

Heybaybay — 151st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “GODVILLE’S GOT SKILLS🌛”, stands at the 1st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He thinks that a Nomad Scientist slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Heisenburg has to offer.

  • Edition #3040, Day 3284 g.e.

Deftwitch — 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “with a name like smuckers”, stands at the 68th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Cole Trickle. He’s asking someone to subvert the standard paradigms of the fantasy genre and report the results via express mail.

  • Edition #3048, Day 3292 g.e.

Kimagure — 127th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Oracle of the Blood Moon☾”, stands at the 140th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Makaze. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

  • Edition #3052, Day 3296 g.e.

Dark Abyss — 105th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Executioner of the Moon ☽”, stands at the 190th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god SpiralAbyss. He always wanted to become uncool before uncool becomes cool, but never found the time.

  • Edition #3054, Day 3298 g.e.

Snotolf — 119th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌙Bow to Harvest Moon!🌙”, stands at the 138th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Brihtnoth. Rumor has it that a local Post-mortem Artist has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

  • Edition #3056, Day 3300 g.e.

EinsMinus — 89th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Platoon on the moon!”, stands at the 33rd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god EinsPlus. His dream is to master the “bad breath” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #3058, Day 3302 g.e. - Double Feature!!

Anameleth — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “You are here, as am I ☽”, stands at the 40th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Ngma. His worst enemy — a Subliminal Messenger. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a toad’s stool. He is also a huge fan of Unsettlement’s pubs.

Cass Burgers — 114th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “embrace the darkness!”, stands at the 135th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Cass Burgers. She is known for her disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.

  • Edition #3060, Day 3303 g.e.

Kora — 111th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “I like pomegranates ;)”, stands at the 139th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephassa. She is a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubs.

  • Edition #3065, Day 3309 g.e.

Cuptea — 67th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Weakness is death.”, stands at the 33rd position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Arfel. She is a huge fan of Anville’s pubs.

  • Edition #3072, Day 3316 g.e.*

Scheredin — 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Schering is caring.”, stands at the 157th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Noirin. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #3076, Day 3320 g.e.*

Random Girl Penguin — 66th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌙time to die🌙”, stands at the 31st position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Crazy Penguin. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.

  • Edition #3122, day 3367 g.e.*

Tinalis — 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 56th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

  • Edition #3125, Day 3369 g.e.*

Kimagure — 128th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Oracle of the Blood Moon☾”, stands at the 50th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Makaze. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

  • Edition #3129, Day 3373 g.e.*

Me3713 — 69th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Get on, in, off, and out.”, stands at the 2nd position in the pantheon of duelers under the vigilant supervision of the god Me3713. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

  • Edition #3139, Day 3383 g.e.*

The Awakener — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Homie don’t play that 🌙”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Dombinator. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.

  • Edition #3145, Day 3389 g.e.

Barkinson — 98th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “You mad bro?”, stands at the 124th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Meowzor. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.

  • Edition #3160, Day 3398 g.e.*

Raverik — 118th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Acolyte of Random 🌙”, stands at the 95th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Jows Pilla. He’s asking someone to put a little life into dying and report the results via carrier pigeon.

  • Edition #3159, Day 3403 g.e.*

Kimagure — 129th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Oracle of the Blood Moon☾”, stands at the 56th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Makaze. Her dream is to master the “electrostatic discharge” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #3163, Day 3407 g.e.*

Makilach — 116th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Bowling God”, stands at the 47th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Almighty Malikai. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

  • Edition #3168, Day 3412 g.e.

Ljuba Moljac — 101st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Ne čini preLjube!”, stands at the 138th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god CPHA. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.

  • Edition #3175, Day 3419 g.e.

Kora — 112th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “I like pomegranates ;)”, stands at the 128th position in the pantheon of catch under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Persephassa. Her dream is to master the “clinical strike” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

  • Edition #3178, Day 3422 g.e.

Tinalis — 126th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “No way!”, stands at the 53rd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Alistin. His dream is to master the “spoon-bending” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

Friends & Enemies

Our allies work together with us in mutual goals providing mutual benefits and maximum power. Our enemies are respected, skilled and overall our biggest competition in Godville. to be the best we will beat the best, or the next best thing.

Harvest Moon Company Jargon

As with any professional organisation, Harvest Moon has its own sociolect. The expressions and words used broadly fall into two categories: swearing and announcing.

Swearing: is disapproved of. We may be evil but are also civil.

  • Ads/Add: rump or terminus of the digestive tract;
  • Cheesus: invocation of a cult leader;
  • Dam: general interjection;
  • Dam it: inflict misfortune upon [object];
  • Duck/🦆: either an unpleasant person, a part of the male anatomy, or the act of procreation (usually with object);
  • Ducking: adjectival or present continuous form of the above;
  • Rear End Colonic Terminus Underwear Maculator: just that, verbose;
  • Shift: general interjection;
  • Shifty: adjectival form of shift.

Note: calling your hero(ine) a Smelly Poopy Face is accepted.

Functional expressions (swearing is highly functional too, so let's forget that word) that are used to make everyday business run smoothly.

  • NT in: temple builder sending hero into junior arena;
  • T in: temple owner sending hero into senior arena;
  • (N)T/D/S@:45: sending hero into arena/dungeon/sail when the clock says N:45, where N represents the hour appropriate to your time zone;
  • D in/ Din/Dropped: hero queued up to match in a dungeon;
  • S in/Sin/⛵ in: hero queued up to match in a sail;
  • Dig hook/Boss hook/Dig boss: partners needed for dig boss fight;
  • NM: no match, also: "nobody wanted to play with me, and now I'm all alone crying by myself".

Miscellaneous

!Hero's Diary
19:41 Stared at the moon. The moon stared back.
08:50 There's a waxing moon tonight. I expect a hairy residue in the morning.
10:56 No matter where I go, the moon is always there. Is it following me?


The Harvester Prayer

Thy Great Harvester
Who art in Harvest Moon
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy executions will come
Thy will be done
In Godville as it is in Roflopolis
Give us this day our daily blood
And forgive us our mercy
As we forgive those who show mercy
And deliver us from good
For Yours is the torture room, the power and the glory
Amen.
By GodPysrilexot (U • C • T)  and GodHairplug4men (U • C • T) 

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