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Guild Name
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Motto: insere hic gilda nomen
Alignment: Irrelevant
Gold Fund: 177687 c.u.
Founder(s): God Epoch
God Rugby Jesus
God Superpat
God Super God 94
God Queue
Date Founded: 16th April 2011
Membership Count: 214
Town with Greatest Influence: Tradeburg (10%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 2
Forum Headquarters: Guild Name
Data current as of 29th July 2014



Guild Name is the name of a guild.

Why Guild Name guild?

Have you ever looked at the guild list and wondered, "Which guild should I join?"

We have all wondered that too!

Have you ever thought, "Does it really matter which guild I join?"

Maybe!

Did you ever ponder, "Why are many guilds taking this alignment thing seriously even though it doesn't seem to affect the game at all?"

Us too!

Have you ever wondered, "What's the use of devoting my time to a guild in a parody?"

We can help!

We like to think that we are the default guild in Godville, as every time we ask someone how to join a guild, they answer join "Guild Name" guild.

If you pride yourself in genericness, or enjoy the quality of being meta, simply tell your hero

join "Guild Name" guild

and start your quest for mediocrity!



How does Guild Name guild help me?

Guild Name Hero

Guild Name gives you an abundance of benefits:

  • You will be in a guild
  • Your name will show up on the guild list
  • The Guild Name guild will show up in the Hero section of the Hero and Superhero pages, providing you two-click access to this page and three-click access to the Forum Headquarters, helping to save the environment by reducing clicks and page loads.
  • The name of the Guild Name guild is easy to spell
  • The name of the Guild Name guild will probably not offend anyone
  • You can print the guild crest on a T-shirt and wear it without express written permission
  • You will be included in the number of members
  • When your hero reaches level 15, you will receive the ability to edit the Guild Name wiki page
  • You will be treated as an equal member of the guild, depending on your rank
  • You will have the satisfaction of being a part of something larger than yourself but that does not require a lot of commitment
  • Invites and other bonuses from other Guild Name members/founders
  • Your guild will not require you to neglect your house pets to be respected by other guild members
  • You will have the opportunity to earn Guild Name Guild Points, which have a turtle on them. This opportunity is also available to non-members, but Guild Name members receive three additional ways to earn Guild Points
  • You receive the ability to declare your favorite cheese in a public and open manner if desired
  • You receive access to the Pantheon of Mediocrity, Godville's original and first guild-based pantheon
  • You receive the right to represent Guild Name with merchandise from Godville's only Guild Merchandise Shop, collecting absolutely no royalties at all. Other non-Guild Name players have the right to promote Guild Name with this merchandise, but their wearing of such T-shirts and other items will seem a hollow and empty gesture compared to yours
  • You will receive the right to make Guild Cocktails and feel part of the spirit, as well as the chance to suggest them or have them suggested to be themed about you


How do I help Guild Name guild?

As a new member to Guild Name, you may wonder what you can do to help the guild. According to Guilds, the best way to help us is to encourage or punish your character when your character is in a town. This will increase our guild's influence in the town, helping to spread our desire to be average to the rest of the Godville universe.

Don't forget!-the act of influencing in towns is not only an altruistic one-after you have influenced a bit, you will start to get free bold and activatable items when you get to the towns you influenced in. Thus you can help yourself by helping us as well!

Also, if you notice your character trying to join a different guild, you can always cancel it and stay with us, as it's almost guaranteed any other guild won't be as average as ours. Just send the command "cancel quest" to your hero or heroine until he or she listens.

To increase our visibility, you can also put a reference to *Guild Name* guild in your motto if you want, but please feel free not to as well-Guild Name appreciates individuality.

Feel free to add any of our guild members or founders as friends, and we will be moderately happy to answer any questions we can. It also helps to increase guild unity (not Unity) if members befriend other members.

Code of Conduct

The members of Guild Name feel that the following rules could be followed if you want, but don't stress.

  1. Thou shalt not take the game too seriously
  2. Thou shalt not forsake your real life for a video game
  3. Thou shalt treat all other heroes and guilds with at least a modicum of respect-Guild Name officially has no enemies from our side, although if other guilds or heroes want to dislike us, it's cool, we understand.
  4. Thou canst post in the forum and say hello
  5. Thou shalt try to spell things thou writes correctly if possible
  6. Thou shalt not worry about anything that is not actually that important when thou steppst back and considerst it thoughtfully.

Guild Council Commandments

With the advent of the Guild Council chat available to all members at the follower level or above, we decided it would be sufficiently proactive to come up with a list of rules for the usage of the chat, as well as guidelines for members in how to deal with breakers of these rules.

  1. Thou shalt please keep the Guild Name guild council forum a light-hearted, fun place to chat for all. Thou shalt take this to mean no insulting, profanity, personal attacks, or anything else that makes thou look like thou art not making the guild council forum a light-hearted, fun place to chat.
  2. Thou shalt realize that about 300 people have the ability to read thy posts, so thou shalt please not ask others for personal information, carry private conversations, or write things not directed at these 300 people.
  3. Thou shalt attempt to avoid asking people to vote for thy ideabox submissions by name, as Guild Name officially promotes fairness in voting. Asking the council to check the ideabox because thou mayest have an idea in it is acceptable.

Expulsion guidelines-

A. Breaking #1 above is grounds for expulsion immediately, or maybe just a warning depending on severity.

B. Breaking #2 above could get thee a warning.

C. If thou getst a warning, feel free to explain thyself. If thou continuest to do what got thee the warning, thou could get expelled if it’s bad enough, or another warning, then thou shalt goto guideline C.

D. Thou mayest contact God Epoch to explain thyself if thou hast been expelled. Thou shalt please try to understand why thou werest expelled-showing that thou realizest what thou hast wrought will help thee get back in.

E. If thou hast been expelled twice, thou canst still apologize and try to get back in, but please understand we will be a bit nervous, which is no fun for anyone, especially God Epoch , who will look like a moron for letting thee back in the first time.

Guild Founders

Guild Points

It has been noted in the forum that occasionally Guild Name members will be granted "Guild Points" by one of the founders. Guild Points are like those tickets you get from prize machines in that eventually huge numbers of them will be able to be turned in for mostly worthless prizes. In the meantime, Guild Points are tracked here so that those who are collecting them receive the moderate quantity of fame and subdued admiration that they deserve.

Guild Name founders are unable to receive Guild Points ever since two of them (we're not naming names) went on a Guild Points-fueled binge and ended up in the Beerburgh prison overnight. Then another founder (again, not naming names) had to try and get his hero to go to Beerburgh and bail them out, and the hero wouldn't listen and ended up in Anville. It was a mess.

On Day 409 g.e., Guild Name had the closest thing to a constitutional crisis, as it was noticed that one person with Guild Points is no longer in Guild Name. We determined quickly and with utmost agility that it is actually totally fine for people who are not in Guild Name to get Guild points, we just have to restrict the rules a bit. As such, anyone in Godville can receive Guild Name guild points, but is not eligible under rules 1, 5, and 7, because that would just be silly. We have added a Guild column to the table. It must be noted that prizes for Guild Points are also available for non Guild Name members, but they will be Guild Name themed.

Crisis averted, and in a Guild Name-consistent manner!

Guild Name Point

Things that can earn guild points:

  1. Posting a successful town influence by private messaging God Epoch or God Rugby Jesus with the information-if you have not friended either of them yet, you can post it in the forum, but there is enough going on in the forum now that influence messages tend to clutter it up.
  2. Recruiting a friend into Guild Name and having them post in the forums that you recruited them.
  3. Being sufficiently hilarious in service of Guild Name
  4. Suggesting ideas for the betterment of Guild Name
  5. Copy/Paste posting a successful cancellation of a quest to join another guild in the forums
  6. Putting a reference to *Guild Name* in your hero's motto
  7. Getting into Godville Times (5 points)


Please visit the Guild Points list to see and appreciate all the members who have given their GP for the rest of the group.


Note: when a member hits 100 points, they will be considered to have reached the achievements "helped enough" and "not worth the effort to continue tracking". They will then receive a place on Guild Name's mini-pantheon of Mediocrity, notified by the phrase "too many" and their rank in said pantheon in parentheses. Until a member takes his or her rightful place on the pantheon, you can find them in the Guild Point leaderboard, which is very long and scrolling through it is a lot of effort.



Pantheon of Mediocrity

God Name Hero Name Guild Name Points Favorite Cheese Guild Name Motto Day of Achievement
God Your Ex Girlfriend Strapping Lad Guild Name too many(1) Boerenkaas Komijnekaas 510 g.e.
God Dumhed Dumbut Guild Name too many(2) Toe X 525 g.e.
God Shmoozo Smort - 42 Guild Name too many(3) Venissimo X 547 g.e.
God Benign Neglect Who Ru Guild Name too many(4) Double Gloucester 554 g.e.
God Egotrip Dirty Durden Guild Name too many(5) Järlsberg X 566 g.e.
God Charona Brendina Guild Name too many(6) Potkäse Guild Name for Gory 587 g.e.
God Fumanchu888 Fuquay Guild Name too many(7) 602 g.e.
God She-La Shangri Man Guild Name too many (8) X 619 g.e.
God MTKnife Theora Guild Name too many(9)* Chocolate Cheesecake X 621 g.e.
God Zonytarro Foolpitier Guild Name too many(10) Pecorino Romano X 622 g.e.
God LisaAlexandra LisaAlexandra Guild Name too many(11) Squeaky X 638 g.e.
God Bucch Dante Hicks Guild Name too many(12) X 646 g.e.
God Belgaleen Giada Lamour Guild Name too many(13) X 649 g.e.
God Boma Rinoa Heartilly Guild Name too many(14) X 672 g.e.
God Tarsius Marion Rossenbach Guild Name too many(15) No Access to Cheese X 679 g.e.
God Xzzwxs Post-it Guild Name too many(16) Burduf X 704 g.e.
God Morrigan Dahlia Olav Asveinn Guild Name too many(17) X 709 g.e.
God Boyack Daltrey Guild Name too many(18) X 716 g.e.
God Mygame Mychal Guild Name too many(19) 720 g.e.
God AdamShi Agon Kaldar Guild Name too many(20) X 723 g.e.
God J Zezel Hathorne Guild Name too many(21) Gruyere 736 g.e.
God Knossos Akilleze Guild Name too many(22) Gouda 761 g.e.
God PadmeLupin Lady Q Guild Name too many(23) X 766 g.e.
God Prosnoopy Tribbles Guild Name too many(24) Blue Cheese & Pepper Jack, Hogs Head Cheese X 781 g.e.
God Bogardan Nollito Guild Name too many(25) Moon Cheese X 782 g.e.
God Chamelaeon Potatocat Guild Name too many(26) Parrano (Aged Gouda) X 820 g.e.
God Musselini Cooper Dog Guild Name too many(27) 837 g.e.
God MasterOfShadows Mychlon Guild Name too many(28) Emmentaler X 853 g.e.
God DrOg Carakticus Guild Name too many(29) X 860 g.e.
God Raseac Dellmaker Guild Name too many(30) X 868 g.e.
God Kons Konstant Guild Name too many(31) Ricotta X 874 g.e.
God Goram Dayr Guild Name too many(32) String cheese X 883 g.e.
God Cryshoff Jay the Stubborn Guild Name too many(33) X 952 g.e.
God Hovah JinAlbany Guild Name too many(34) X 958 g.e.
God P31 Mary31 Guild Name too many(35) 973 g.e.
God JamieShi Mitsy Guild Name too many(36) 973 g.e.
God Sundown Gabryhl Guild Name too many(37) X 976 g.e.
God Vidiae Danglars Guild Name too many(38) Asiago 1014 g.e.
God Shizzledizzle Captain Shizz Guild Name too many(39) Tillamook White Cheddar X 1034 g.e.
God Alielle Miss Inga Shoe Guild Name too many(40) X 1108 g.e.
God Stefan Alvarado Braff Guild Name too many(41) X 1132 g.e.
God Quetiapine Eskalith Guild Name too many(42) X 1140 g.e.
God Vykandes Karal Guild Name too many(43) Smoked Swiss and Horseradish Cheese 1214 g.e.

Guild Name Firsts

Guild Name is a pioneering guild in Godville, with the following firsts of any guild in Godville:

  • First actual guild merchandise and merchandise store (with permission from the devs)
  • First guild point system
  • First guild-centric pantheon
  • First multiple-wiki-page (with special permission from the devs)
  • First actual guild-centric cocktail recipes

Guild Origins and History

The Founding Era or the Climb to Irrelevance

The legends say that Guild Name was formed at lunch. It was actually formed in the 10 minutes after lunch, as the founders headed back to their "offices" to do "work". This date is generally placed around day 340 g.e. It then took another day before the guild founders' heroes finished their quests, making the founding date day 341 g.e.

However, using archaeological evidence and extrapolated data based on guild growth rates between day 359 g.e. and day 361 g.e. and assuming a linear regression, the number of members on day 341 g.e. would be -101.35, making the guild founding date day 346 g.e. based on a growth of 0.8187 members per hour.

Archaelogical evidence is necessary based on the numbers, because numbers never lie. Are the fallible memories of the founders really more reliable?

There are legends of members who joined before day 346 g.e., such as anyone who has a guild rank that would require more days. This evidence is being considered, but as it conflicts with the very complicated mathematical simulation of the linear regression, either foul play or divine intervention is assumed.

This period, from founding day (whenever that was) until day 362 g.e., is known as the "Climb to Irrelevance".

The Dip

Then came "the Dip", the era where Godville's Unity calculation decided we were too large and started to cut members it did not consider appropriate. From these 321 members, Holy Random culled 75 members, bringing us down to our second low point on day 372 g.e., approximately 246 members. As of this point, Holy Random considered Guild Name's sacrifice to be enough, and began to grant us new members. On day 374 g.e., we were up to 256, suggesting the next age dawned then.

The Age of Uncertainty

This age came to be known as the "Age of Uncertainty", as over this period, Guild Name's Unity and number of members rose very quickly again, but then fluctuated slightly up and down (between two and three percent) every day.

This age has the distinction of being when Guild Name started to gain a foothold in the towns. The townspeople sensed these relative newcomers as non-threatening, and unlike most political figures, the Guild Name members did not promise the world, but they did pay their bills on time, they never talked at the theater, and they never were that jerk who left the pub early leaving friends to pay for all the drinks. However, the "Age of Uncertainty" included the fact that the town influence shifted almost daily as well.

This age also included the period where Guild Name dubbed its first chief masters, a title unbecoming of Guild Name's core democratic values. The paperwork has been prepared to make everyone chief masters, but we're just not sure to whom we should send it.

The Concrete Age

Guild Name had become a mainstay in the ranks of Godville guilds. The guild showed a consistent improvement in town influence, even making it to number 5 on the List of Guild Influences for a short time (due to a glitch in the influence calculation), but settling around place 6 consistently. Guild Name became more and more respected among other guilds, as the guild concept was non-threatening and the guild members spread the joy of being middle-of-the-road throughout the lands. Other guilds began to adapt some of Guild Name's ideas, and the guild became accepted as a Godville mainstay. This age was dubbed "the Concrete Age", due to its steadiness, stability, heavy weight, grey color, and relative affordability.

During "the Concrete Age", Guild Name dubbed its first Advisors, suggesting achieving new ranks to be a convenient way to signify beginnings of new ages in the future. "The Concrete Age" thus began on day 401 g.e. Guild Name still feels slightly uncomfortable about such differentiating and classification as ranks being ascribed to its members, as it just seems a lot of work, but doesn't really feel strongly enough to complain too openly.

Guild Name also was written about in Godville Times twice in the Concrete Age:

No. 181 – WEEKEND GODVILLE- Breaking news: • An epic tapestry named 
“Heroes of the “Guild Name” guild writing a letter to the Godville 
Administrator”, is being exhibited at the Beerburgh museum.
No. 188 - WEEKEND GODVILLE- “The Guild Name” guild invites everyone 
to join a psychedelic study group. Positive implications are guaranteed.

From this, it can be inferred that Guild Name is into writing letters, does not have a negative view of authority, is inclusive, and tends to be active on weekends. It is also of note that by day 412 g.e. in the Godville universe, writing letters is so uncommon as to evoke enough emotion to not only make a tapestry, but also have this tapestry considered epic enough to be categorized "breaking news".

The Era of Participation

Guild Name had established itself as one of the six most influential guilds in Godville, and this without trying to fight any wars or make any enemies. The fourth age began around day 431 g.e., when Guild Name's first few members became Grand Masters. This era was signified by the printing of the first official Guild Name t-shirt, viewable in our gallery below. The recipient, God Egotrip , will forever be known as the first person to actually get something out of Godville in real life. The era was also signified by God Knossos 's four-pack, God Shmoozo 's Alpenhörner, the 1000th post on the forum thread (also by God Shmoozo ), and the implementation of the Eye of the Beholder. It was known as the Era of Participation due to the large number of participatory events that occurred during this period, and due to the members' superlative ability to participate with the best of them.

During the Era of Participation, a Guild Name member, God Zulkar , became our first member to participate in the front page of Godville Times on day 443 g.e.:

Kvicca - 21st level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, 
with the motto “The Motto!”, stands at the 85th position in the pantheon 
of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the god Zulkar. She 
is a huge fan of Deville’s pubs.

We are especially proud of her perfectly adequate motto, as well as her progress as a gladiator!

Another participatory event in the Era of Participation was Guild Name's first father/son members to participate, God Roosta and God Arkevon .

Guild Name members also participated in liking cheese and classic video games.

The Aged of Cheese

As the dawning of a new era approached, the liking of cheese and the totally unrelated event of the Cheesemonster shedding his secret identity created a sort of dilemma-the Guild Name members knew that they must come up with new criteria for the changing of an age soon, as founders' ranks would soon change very rarely as they grew high enough. To test this out, the last three weeks of the Era of Participation were dubbed "The Aged of Cheese". During this time, Guild Name attempted to land on the moon (which ended in near-disaster when someone drank all the rocket fuel and the astronaut went missing at the same time - coincidence?). The whole guild went a bit cheese-crazy, signs of which still litter the Guild Points table.

Important events in the Aged of Cheese include:

  • The introduction of the Storytellers pantheon
  • Founder God Queue being #2 and Founder God Epoch being #5 in the Storytellers pantheon on the opening day, day 471 g.e.
  • The voting of God Epoch and God Rugby Jesus to #1 (days 474 and 476 g.e. respectively) in Storytellers
  • Three Guild Name founders being in the top 10 in the Storytellers pantheon (day 476 g.e.)

Day 476 g.e. was the day that the Guild Name founders as well as compatriots God Ewok and God So-what became cardinals, lending a sense of legitimacy to this crazy experiment and bringing a new era to the galaxy...

The Age of the Telling of Stories

Guild Name founders had become mainstays on the Storytellers pantheon, leading to the suggestion of the new era being themed on this.

This age was marked by the following events:

  • Friend of Guild Name, God Aurlord , posted his spectacular Newbie's Guide to the Ideabox. It is worth a read if you're curious how the Ideabox works
  • God Gruntfuttock and God Gutesjahr 's crazy experiments with otters' noses reaching our forum thread
  • The joining of Guild Name by our first temple owner, God Belgaleen
  • Cardinalship of many members
  • Opening of the Merchandise Store
  • A string of Guild Name members reaching the top of the Creation pantheon: God Helius , God She-La , God Karen Hickey , God Dumhed , God Raseac , and God LisaAlexandra
  • Member God Kyle Weiss reached #1 in Storytelling on day 504 g.e., member God MTKnife reached #1 on days 511-518 and after that many other days as his chronicles were simply the best Godville had ever seen, and member God Karen Hickey hit #1 on day 521 g.e.
  • Member God Your Ex Girlfriend became the first Guild Name member to receive 100 Guild Points, causing the founders to declare they are too lazy to count points over 100 and sparking the creation of the Pantheon of Mediocrity, Godville's first guild-specific pantheon.
Guild Name in the Press
Guild Name member God Karen Hickey made Godville Times on day 498 g.e.:
Caethes Briseis - 17th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Generic Guild Name motto”, 
stands at the 8th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Karen Hickey. 
She is a huge fan of Tradeburg’s pubs.
Guild Name member God Briguy82171 made Godville Times on day 500 g.e.:
Briguy82171 - 15th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Thundercats Ho!”, stands at 
the 57th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Briguy82171. We've had many 
reports that a Godvilla has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
Guild Name also made Godville Times on day 519 g.e.:
Astrologers from the “Guild Name” guild reassure us that the future is almost here.

From this, we can infer that Guild Name has astrologers, and like all astrologers, they take cues from someone's behavior to make a statement that may seem eerily true, but is at best an educated guess when one thinks about it. Like Guild Name's meteorologists.

Guild Name member God Xzzwxs made Godville Times on day 539 g.e.:
Post-it - 22nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Hero awesome. More at 11.”, 
stands at the 19th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzzwxs. 
His dream is to master the “somersault squatting” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.

The Third Age

With the following three criteria arbitrarily suggested and met, Guild Name began the next age on day 546 g.e. :

  1. The founders reach the rank of hierarch
  2. God MTKnife recruits three new Godvillagers to the guild
  3. the Pantheon of Mediocrity reaches three members

The Third Age was signified by the appearance of the number 3 in almost everything that happened to Guild Name and Guild Name members, such as:

  1. 3rd in Unity quite often
  2. 3 of the top 5 storytellers
  3. 3 of the founders do not have Super in their names
  4. 3rd in influence most of the time
  5. God Shmoozo separates his laundry into 3 piles: whites, darks, mixed
  6. 3 spaces in all the founders’ names combined
  7. 3 words in God Your Ex Girlfriend
  8. God Dumhed has two words with, you guessed it, 3 spaces each!
  9. Gold fund has been around 30000, which is enough gold to build 30 temples. 3+0=3!
  10. 3 letter L’s in the phrase “Godville Guild Name”
  11. 3 capital letters in God MTKnife
  12. 3 words in God She Who Meditates
  13. God BugBug 's 3-year old is 3 feet tall and weighs 30 (3+0) pounds
  14. 2 sets of 3 rules in the Guild Name code of conduct
  15. God She-La , God Bucch , and God Zephurious have heroes with 3 syllables in their names (and probably many more people)
  16. At the dawn of the Age, God Karen Hickey received free cheese in the 3rd to last inventory slot
  17. Guild Name has contributed 3 skill pages to the wiki
  18. 3 Guild Name gods have their own wiki pages
  19. There are 3 images in the Guild Crest
  20. God Kyle Weiss 's hero is classed as the mysterious “Third Sex”
  21. Guild Name had 3 members at the #1 spot in Creation all on the same day
  22. There are 3 guest gods on the guild points sheet with 1 pint
  23. As the Third Age dawned, God Xzzwxs ’s hero chose to promote Guild Name thrice in rapid succession while in Godville.
  24. Cheese begins with the letter ‘C’, which is the third letter in the alphabet
  25. The Third Age Anthem, written by synth minstrel God Kyle Weiss , has 3 lines
  26. There are 27 (3 ^ 3) items in this list
  27. God Shmoozo kicked off the Third Age by becoming the Third member of the Pantheon of Mediocrity

Perhaps you can find other eerie coincidences during the Third Age?

Guild Name synth minstrel God Kyle Weiss composed the anthem for the Third Age:

My Guild Name ‘tis of Three

Sweet place of med-i-oc-ri-ty

Of three I sing…

The Third Age also was signified by the first time Guild Name reached #1 in the Pantheon of Arbitrary Mathematics, a.k.a. the Pantheon of Unity. As 1 is 30, this is thus consistent with the age, and it can be then posited with every age. Although we're not putting too much pressure on ourselves.

During the Third Age, Guild Name got its second, third(!), fourth, and fifth temples, from God Epoch , God Your Ex Girlfriend , God Dumhed , and God Benign Neglect . Their temples, although not the most grandiose or well-visited in the land, at least had toilets that worked and didn't charge an entrance fee, instead relying simply on donations. They were not surrounded by pools of poison or anything else so evocative, but instead were built near a pleasant trout stream.

Guild Name in the Press
Guild Name member God LisaAlexandra made Godville Times on day 551 g.e.:
LisaAlexandra - 24th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Got Guild Name?”, 
stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess 
LisaAlexandra. She is deeply gratified by her place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
Guild Name member God Boma made the paper on day 554 g.e.:
Rinoa Heartilly - 27th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Epic "Guild Name" Motto!”, 
stands at the 89th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Boma. She's asking 
someone to reach the unreachable and report the results via express mail.
Guild Name member God Raseac made the paper on day 555 g.e.:
Dellmaker - 26th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “This is a Guild Name plug”, 
stands at the 74th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Raseac. His 
dream is to master the “forced generosity” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch made the paper on day 558 g.e.:
Geoff Burton - 43rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert "Guild Name" here!”, 
stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Epoch. All he 
ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name member God Kamsly made the paper on day 561 g.e.:
Jamsly - 27th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Whatevs... ”, stands at the 55th 
position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Kamsly. She is a huge fan of 
Herolympus’s pubs.
Guild Name co-founder God Rugby Jesus made the paper on day 580 g.e.:
Oliver Klosov - 44th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “in Guild Name we trust”, 
stands at the 15th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Rugby Jesus. 
All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name member God MTKnife made the paper on day 582 g.e.:
Theora - 27th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Is your Guild Name cool?”, 
stands at the 1st position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god MTKnife. 
Her dream is to master the “homesickness” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name member God Boma made the paper for the second time on day 585 g.e.:
Rinoa Heartilly - 31st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto 
“Epic "Guild Name" Motto!”, stands at the 80th position in the pantheon of creation under 
the vigilant supervision of the god Boma. Her dream is to master the “electro-broom” skill 
and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name co-founder God Queue made the paper on day 587 g.e.:
Willylowman-barbarian – 45th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the 
motto “Tribbles…are…HOT!”, stands at the 11th position in the pantheon of storytellers under 
the vigilant supervision of the god Queue. His worst enemy – a Bird of Pray. Favorite 
trophy – something that looks like blood diamond. He is also a huge fan of Los Adminos’s pubs.
Guild Name cheesemaker God Lunamoth was featured in the paper on day 603 g.e.:
Gertrude the Pink - 36th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto 
“Buy Guild Name Cheese! ”, stands at the 41st position in the pantheon of storytellers under 
the vigilant supervision of the goddess Lunamoth. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard 
for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Guild Name member God Karen Hickey made the paper for the second time on day 608 g.e.:
Caethes Briseis - 36th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto 
“Comedam gilda caseum”, stands at the 14th position in the pantheon of creation under the 
vigilant supervision of the goddess Karen Hickey. Her dream is to master the “cobweb gulp” 
skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name co-founder God Superpat made the paper on day 631 g.e.:
Dirty Pipe – 42nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild Name 
is OK”, stands at the 26th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision 
of the god Superpat. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most 
exhausted comrades with his laughter.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch made the paper on day 637 g.e.:
Geoff Burton - 49th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert 
"Guild Name" here!”, stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant 
supervision of the god Epoch. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

The Coming-of-Age

Starting around day 641 g.e., Guild Name entered a new era. This era was signified by Guild Name's voice cracking, some awkward pimples, and unfortunate odors, but a budding sense of potential and promise, and a setting like that of the middle part of a teen movie.

Guild Name members had started to make their mark on the greater Godville community by participating in other guilds' threads. Several members assisted with the inital stages of Skeatseria Lodge's pantheons of debauchery, for example, as they began to experience what life as a member of an adult guild was like. Guild Name members also became cardinals with amazing alacrity, helping to keep Guild Name at #2 in the Unity Pantheon for an alarmingly long time. This made us all wonder if the pantheon was broken.

This was not without growing pains, however. Guild Name had another crisis-that of receiving the keys to a brand new Guild Council, but having to figure out how to deal with the responsibility contained therein. Members devised Godville's first formal, public Guild Council rule list to attempt to prove their commitment and sense of duty, hoping that they would be shown worthy and possibly be allowed to take the Guild Council out on Saturday night.

On day 648 g.e., the Godville Times did a report on Guild Name:

For its extremely original name the “Guild Name” guild was awarded with an 
honorable mention in the form of this newspaper notice.

The guild was flattered that it was noticed for what it is, and is still convincing itself that it is original.

Notable achievements during the Coming-of-Age included:

  • Breaking 100000 in gold fund
  • Putting a silly hat on our 200th cardinal
  • The press coverage and subsequent loss of God Dumhed due to being idle, as God Dumhed was required to take Guild Name rule #2 seriously
  • The development of the very first Guild Name cocktail, the Captain Supreme, named after God CRogers , and the posting of said cocktail's photo in the photo gallery
  • Guild Name's very first taming badge, from God Belgaleen for his solar bear Sven
  • Guild Name member God Benign Neglect winning the first ever GNTAPBOGS competition
  • Guild Name member God Halpert becoming the very first English-language Godville-only player to get a taming badge before completing a temple on day 710 g.e. with his biowolf Woody
  • A large cart, driven by God DrOg , unloading a shiny new temple, Guild Name temple #9, near our trout stream
  • God CRogers winning the first Guild Name Hero Motto competition to give God Prosnoopy a new motto
  • God Your Ex Girlfriend winning the Guild Name Pub Name Quiz Name, with God The Octagon coming in second and God CRogers coming in third
  • God Epoch convincing his dandy lion, Sven, not to die long enough to get Guild Name's third taming badge. With this, Guild Name confers a virtual taming badge on God Kons as well, as his pet was almost exactly as old as Sven until the Godville server crash deleted it at level 26, setting God Kons five months back in getting an official badge. We of Guild Name consider this a lot of effort, and thus wish to console God Kons by showing his virtual badge off three times in this bullet point

New temples in the Coming-of-Age:

Number God
6 God Tarsius
7 God Rugby Jesus
8 God Reesa
9 God DrOg
10 God Knossos
11 God LisaAlexandra
12 God Ewok
13 God Halpert
14 God SnovieChan
15 God Jacktheblack
16 God Karen Hickey
17 God Morrigan Dahlia
18 God Illia
19 God Bucch
20 God Prosnoopy
21 God Vermiis


Guild Name in the Press
Guild Name member God Dumhed made the paper on day 646 g.e.:
Dumbut – 39th -level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto 
“a “guild name” motto” , stands at the 7th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant 
supervision of the god Dumhed . He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Guild Name member God Kehldar made the paper on day 664 g.e.:
Gratt - 42nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at 
the 120th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Kehldar. The 
hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Guild Name member God Your Ex Girlfriend
Strapping Lad - 42nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Get your skirt on, 
Alfred”, stands at the 70th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the 
goddess Your Ex Girlfriend. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name member God Xzzwxs made the paper on day 690 g.e.:
Post-it - 40th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “This is not my motto!”, 
stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzzwxs. 
We've had many reports that an Autophobic Recluse has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God Belgaleen made the paper on day 695 g.e.:
Giada Lamour - 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Will Hero for Snacks!”, 
stands at the 63rd position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Belgaleen. 
Rumor has it that a local Double Dragon has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God She Who Meditates made the paper on day 705 g.e.:
She Image - 41st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild n the Name of JESUS”, 
stands at the 101st position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess 
She Who Meditates. She is a huge fan of Unspecifiedistan’s pubs.
Guild Name member (even though idle, the guild still claims him for his awesome motto) God Dumhed made the Times on day 708 g.e.:
Dumbut - 39th-level adventurer, with the motto “a "guild name" motto”, stands at the 19th position in the 
pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Dumhed. He was known to distribute 
counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch was written about on day 734 g.e.:
Geoff Burton – 55th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert Guild Name 
here!”, stands at the 102nd position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god 
Epoch. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name co-founder God Rugby Jesus made the Times on day 741 g.e.:
Oliver Klosov – 52nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “in Guild Name we 
trust”, stands at the 27th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the 
god Rugby Jesus. His worst enemy – a Substitute Creature. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a 
scarlet letter. He is also a huge fan of San Satanos’s pubs.
Guild Name member God MasterOfShadows made the Times on day 743 g.e.:
Mychlon – 44th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I love my Guild Name!”, 
stands at the 161st position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god 
MasterOfShadows. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before 
his next appearance.
Guild Name member God Thanatos1393 made the Times on day 745 g.e.:
Thanatose – 40th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Follow your Guild Name.”, 
stands at the 43rd position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god 
Thanatos1393. We’ve had many reports that a Horseless Headsman has been afraid to make eye contact with him 
since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God SWS made the Times on day 746 g.e.:
Atalantia – 40th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Ad Augusta Per Angusta!”, 
stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god SWS. She 
is a huge fan of Unspecifiedistan’s pubs.
Guild Name member God Morrigan Dahlia made the Times on day 757 g.e.:
Olav Asveinn - 45th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Say my Guild Name!”, 
stands at the 9th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the goddess 
Morrigan Dahlia. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold 
caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Guild Name member God Your Ex Girlfriend made the Times on day 785 g.e.:
Strapping Lad – 51st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Get your skirt on, 
Alfred”, stands at the 9th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the 
goddess Your Ex Girlfriend. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

The <INSERT AGE NAME HERE> Age

Guild Name temples were being built fast and furious, but not like the movie series, so maybe steadily and on-schedule, and Guild Name pets were gaining levels, which seems to actually be irrelevant to how the pet behaves. Guild Name founders became regents on day 792 g.e., marking the beginning of a new age. This age has come to be known as <INSERT AGE NAME HERE>, as it was famous for <ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF AGE>.

Accomplishments:

  • Guild Name passed <NUMBER> temples
  • <NUMBER> simultaneous 100-brick-countdowns through much of the age caused Guild Name to question if 100 bricks was the correct amount to have a countdown for.
  • God Your Ex Girlfriend getting Guild Name its fourth pet badge for raising her despised trojan horse Nessie to level 30
  • The development of Guild Name's second themed cocktail, the Kizzy Fizz
  • Guild Name's first three-temple 24-hour period, starting on day 837 g.e.
  • Guild Name's first four-temple 24-hour period, starting on day 844 g.e.
  • God Benign Neglect with pet badge number five for his rocky raccoon Sparky
  • God PadmeLupin with pet badge number six for her bipolar bear Behemoth
  • God CRogers with pet badge 7 for his biowolf Behemoth
  • God Prosnoopy with pet badge 8 for his dandy lion Sneezy
  • God Tarsius with pet badge 9 for his solar bear Pumba
  • God DrOg with pet badge 10 for his bipolar bear Sparky
  • God Karen Hickey with pet badge 11 for her biowolf Simba
  • God Ewok with pet badge 12 for her solar bear Scratchy
  • God AdamShi with pet badge 13 for his solar bear Stitch
  • God Flipt34 with pet badge 14 for his bipolar bear Stitch
  • God Halpert was the first Guild Name member to raise a second pet to level 30
  • God Jacktheblack with pet badge 15 for his double dragon Scratchy
  • God Musselini with pet badge 16 for his bipolar bear Pumba
  • God Momomo with pet badge 17 for his heffalump Pinky
  • God TheBoydSyndrome with pet badge 18 for his solar bear Dumbo
  • God Morrigan Dahlia with pet badge 18 for her solar bear Scratchy
  • God SnovieChan with pet badge 19 for her multi-legged luggage Timon
  • God Frii unloading his temple in the Guild Name neighborhood

Temples of <INSERT AGE NAME HERE>:

Number God
22 God AdamShi
23 God Mygame
24 God Cyclopes
25 God Ace-y
26 God Xzzwxs
27 God Fumanchu888
28 God MTKnife
29 God Briguy82171
30 God Kehldar
31 God Boma
32 God CRogers
33 God J Zezel
34 God Shmoozo
35 God Clarence82
36 God Chamelaeon
37 God Goram
38 God Onella
39 God Insert God Name Here
40 God Malaska
41 God Kons
42 God Sahnigahv
43 God Pumpkin Toes
44 God Schizo Phrenia
45 God Aurelies
46 God Flipt34
47 God Syrettd
48 God PadmeLupin
49 God Ilenna
50 God MasterOfShadows
51 God Elena Will
52 God She-La
53 God Moltisanti
54 God Insanacylum
55 God Burrfoot
56 God Lester T Almighty
57 God EmberOfDreams
58 God Cadiecullen
59 God Illuvatar Eru
60 God Zist
61 God Junglistic
62 God Cryshoff
63 God Mehc012
64 God Czo
65 God TheBoydSyndrome
66 God Sundown
67 God Musselini
68 God Vidiae
69 God Ziggyj
70 God Grep Salad
71 God Hovah
72 God Bob Roberts
73 God Kittynne
74 God Lord kronic
75 God Phastig
76 God Mavenfool
77 God Marteous
78 God Garnet Empress
79 God Juvey
80 God Troyvc
81 God Marduk23
82 God P31
83 God Shizzledizzle
84 God Cromwell Cruach
85 God Rosu
86 God GALUCALA
87 God Momomo
88 God Caney
89 God Qetuop
90 God Kid Vader
91 God Zari
92 God Boopers
93 God Tardelia
94 God Stefan Alvarado
95 God Sarol
96 God Joenzy
97 God Lhunie
98 God Bertythebean
99 God G-a-w-d
100 God King Spade
101 God Mardy Bum
102 God Skrymir
103 God Buding
104 God Aliamarc
105 God Themius
106 God Ekleipein
107 God Sleep Angel
108 God Hildar
109 God Emuholic
110 God Charona
111 God The Divine Funktion
112 God Quiksilv26
113 God Maercolis
114 God Klug
115 God Triangulor
116 God Eins
117 God Frii
Guild Name in the Press
Guild Name member God Sahnigahv made the press on day 833 g.e.:
Oigo – 50th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Mexcelsior!”, stands at the 
88th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Sahnigahv. Rumor has 
it that a local Schrödinger’s Cat has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God Helius made the press on day 849 g.e.:
Lienus - 43rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My motto is a bit too lon”, 
stands at the 98th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Helius. All 
he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch made the press on day 855 g.e.:
Geoff Burton - 63rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert Guild Name here!”, 
stands at the 5th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Epoch. He thinks 
that a Tripodal Spider slow roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Herolympus has to offer.
Guild Name member God Belgaleen made the press on day 864 g.e.:
Giada Lamour - 72nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Will Hero for Snacks!”, 
stands at the 20th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Belgaleen. Her worst 
enemy - a Contraband Snuggler. Favorite trophy - something that looks like a nothing-to-do list. She is also a huge 
fan of Los Adminos’s pubs.
Guild Name member God Musselini made the press on day 903 g.e.:
Cooper Dog – 53rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Insert “Guild Name” here”, 
stands at the 175th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Musselini. Distinctive 
features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
On day 896 g.e., Godville debuted a new section commenting on the deity who helped the most in the ER. Guild Name members were four out of the first five recognized for their service in this manner. For posterity's sake, we will record the first:
A honored ER frequenter Your Ex Girlfriend claims that improving ideas is not really painful.
Guild Name member God DrOg made the press on day 907 g.e.:
Carakticus – 59th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “the Tao is a waterway…”, stands at the 184th position 
in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god DrOg. He’s asking someone to chop some sticks with chopsticks and 
report the results via carrier pigeon.
Guild Name member God Karen Hickey made the press on day 914 g.e.:
Caethes Briseis – 56th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild Name allowed me in”, stands at the 
13th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Karen Hickey. She is known for her disarming 
smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.

The Era of Guild Feelings

Guild Name's founders, those that remain, had reached the level of prophet, signifying that either the guild needs to come up with some new indicator of what starts a new age or Godville needs to add a new rank, as we've now run the gamut.

Significant accomplishments of the Era of Guild Feelings include:

  • God MasterOfShadows with pet badge 20 for his biowolf Oy
  • God Fumanchu888 with pet badge 21 for his solar bear Oy
  • God Goddess Lara delivering her temple to a nice meadow in our district
  • God Schizo Phrenia with pet badge 22 for his bipolar bear Felix
  • God Vermiis with pet badge 23 for his solar bear Woody
  • God Mygame with pet badge 24 for her double dragon Dogmeat
  • God Briguy82171 with pet badge 25 for his heffalump Scrat
  • God Kehldar with pet badge 26 for his double dragon Gleep
  • God Boma with pet badge 27 for his solar bear Behemoth
  • God Lord kronic with pet badge 28 for his solar bear Scratchy
  • God Hovah with pet badge 29 for his heffalump Scrat
  • God Sahnigahv with pet badge 30 for her solar bear Sparky
  • God Ilenna with pet badge 31 for her solar bear Sven
  • God Marduk23 with pet badge 32 for his trojan horse Sooba
  • God Xzzwxs with pet badge 33 for his solar bear Tigger
  • God Troyvc with pet badge 34 for his solar bear Oy
  • God Kid Vader with pet badge 35 for his heffalump Nibbler
  • God EmberOfDreams with pet badge 36 for her solar bear Baloo
  • God White Owl with pet badge 37 for his trojan horse Iago
  • God Ziggyj with pet badge 38 for his solar bear Nibbler
  • God Boopers with pet badge 39 for his trojan horse Scrat
  • God J Zezel with pet badge 40 for her heffalump Dumbo
  • God Chamelaeon with pet badge 41 for his heffalump Sneezy
  • God Syrettd with pet badge 42 for her solar bear Sneezy
  • God She-La with pet badge 43 for her solar bear Sneezy
  • God Kwoth unloading temple 153 and pet badge 44
  • God Zaco unloading temple 155
  • God Clarence82 returning to Guild Name with pet badge 45 in tow
  • God Cyclopes with pet badge 46 for his heffalump Rex
  • God MTKnife with pet badge 47 for his solar bear Woody
  • God Gutesjahr unloading temple 158 and pet badge 48
  • God Zist with pet badge 49 for his solar bear Pumba
  • God Migger unloading temple 160 and pet badge 50
  • God Gruntfuttock unloading temple 163 and pet badge 51
  • God Falkorg unloading temple 166
  • God Lester T Almighty with pet badge 52 for his heffalump Tige
  • God Junglistic with pet badge 53 for his solar bear Iago
  • God G-a-w-d with pet badge 54 for his solar bear Dogmeat
  • God Belgaleen raising his second pet to level 30
  • God Cryshoff with pet badge 55 for her double dragon Sandy
  • God Zaco with pet badge 56 for her solar bear Sneezy
  • God Mavenfool with pet badge 57 for his double dragon Dogmeat
  • God Burrfoot with pet badge 58 for his multi-legged luggage Scratchy
  • God Rugby Jesus with pet badge 59 for his solar bear Iago
  • God JackBlades with pet badge 60 for his lightsaber-toothed tiger Timon
  • God Elena Will with pet badge 61 for her heffalump Tige
  • God Caney with pet badge 62 for his heffalump Baloo
  • God Mardy Bum with pet badge 63 for his lightsaber-toothed tiger Rex
  • God Garnet Empress with pet badge 64 for her lightsaber-toothed tiger Shelby
  • God Thaelon unloading temple 179 and pet badge 65
  • God Drool unloading temple 181 and pet badge 66
  • God Pandaemonium unloading temple 182 and pet badge 67
  • God Skrymir with pet badge 68 for his were-panther Buck
  • God JamieShi with pet badge 69 for her solar bear Behemoth
  • God Kartoshki with pet badge 70 for his heffalump Rex
  • God Rhonda Easley unloading temple 185
  • Co-founders God Super God 94 and God Superpat finally completing their temples
  • God Juvey with pet badge 71 for his double dragon Cupil
  • God Husky Squirrel , God Shaeloquinn , and |God Jimmons unloading temples 190-192
  • God Gutesjahr raised his second pet to level 30, a philosoraptor named Fido
  • God PadmeLupin raised her second pet to level 30, a solar bear named Timon
  • God Quiksilv26 with pet badge 72 for his double dragon Fido
  • God Sonomabob with pet badge 73 for his heffalump Fido
  • God Sarol with pet badge 74 for his heffalump Timon
  • God Kons finally having the game recognize him for raising a pet to level 30, a heffalump named Tige. We will keep honoring his first pet on this page, however. His pet badge number is 75, however, because we forgot to number the other one.
  • God Telamon with pet badge 76 for his were-panther Simba
  • God Goram with pet badge 77 for his double dragon Buck
  • God Vidiae with pet badge 78 for her double dragon Tigger
  • God Xarous unloading temple 199
  • God Sergiolo finishing Guild Name temple 200!
  • God OMN NOM NOM with pet badge 79 for her solar bear Sparky
  • God Insanacylum with pet badge 80 for her double dragon Baloo
  • God Vhs with pet badge 81 for his solar bear Nibbler
  • God Aurelies with pet badge 82 for her solar bear Stitch
  • God ZubieJen with pet badge 83 for her heffalump Nibbler
  • God Tallulah Mae unloading temple 204
  • God Dark Lord of Time unloading temple 205
  • God Roy The Ripper unloading temple 206
  • God Mmmhmm unloading temple 207
  • God Jessterbal unloading temple 208 and pet badge 84
  • God Iam12 with pet badge 85 for his solar bear Tige
  • God Hingfdiuh with pet badge 86 for his stripeless zebra Shelby
  • God Your Ex Girlfriend with her second level 30 pet
  • God Dirtbag with pet badge 87
  • God Avise with pet badge 88 for her solar bear Stubby
  • God Sullivan Squarepants with pet badge 89 for his heffalump Buck
  • God Mad Tanzy with pet badge 90 for her solar bear Nibbler
  • Co-Founder God Superpat with pet badge 91 for his solar bear Woody
  • God Benign Neglect with his second level 30 pet
  • God Ekleipein with pet badge 91 for her double dragon Buck
  • God Quetiapine with pet badge 92 for her solar bear Sparky
  • God Chuck Wagon unloading temple 217
  • God Above unloading temple 218
  • God Khemul with pet badge 93 for his dandy lion Oy
  • God Lumi with pet badge 94
  • God Bonobo with pet badge 95
  • God Zathrath with pet badge 96
  • God The Rob with pet badge 97 for his biowolf Baloo
  • God Megalomaniacal with pet badge 98 for his double dragon Pinky
  • God Mmmhmm with pet badge 99 for his multi-legged luggage Koda
  • God Cypherzero with pet badge 100 for his lightsaber-toother tiger Oy
  • God Niknak the Almighty with pet badge 101 for his multi-legged luggage Dino
  • God Sayhuh with pet badge 102 for his heffalump Felix

Temples of the Era of Guild Feelings:

Number God
118 God JamieShi
119 God JackBlades
120 God Qotastic
121 God White Owl
122 God Sparky99
123 God Romikumu
124 God Dracil
125 God Robofatty
126 God Intent2smile
127 God Goddess Lara
128 God Divine Immortal
129 God Valkor
130 God Avise
131 God Iam12
132 God Telamon
133 God Megalomaniacal
134 God Bee2180
135 God Nehallenia
136 God Triple
137 God Kiwifamous
138 God Sonomabob
139 God ZubieJen
140 God Stephanie02
141 God Tua Pek Gong
142 God Ellanore
143 God Majere1047
144 God Kiri Hara
145 God Fik
146 God Quetiapine
147 God Niknak the Almighty
148 God Alielle
149 God Dirtbag
150 God OMN NOM NOM
151 God AlmightyBethy
152 God Neodaedalus
153 God Kwoth
154 God Hingfdiuh
155 God Zaco
156 God Kura
157 God Arimcor
158 God Gutesjahr
159 God Kathleenlea
160 God Migger
161 God Mad Tanzy
162 God Droople
163 God Gruntfuttock
164 God Rpg Heaven
165 God Bonobo
166 God Falkorg
167 God MissCinders
168 God Ultimak719
169 God Sullivan Squarepants
170 God Kartoshki
171 God Vhs
172 God Taserian
173 God Kasetius
174 God Cesario
175 God Aurus
176 God Tarod
177 God Boyack
178 God Gookism
179 God Thaelon
180 God Me Damn It
181 God Drool
182 God Pandaemonium
183 God Super God 94
184 God Zathrath
185 God Rhonda Easley
186 God Sayhuh
187 God Superpat
188 God Husky Squirrel
191 God Shaeloquinn
192 God Jimmons
193 Giga Vet1|temple = 08.06.2013 09:52
194 God Agr8lemon
195 God The Rob
196 God Cypherzero
197 God Shish Kebab
198 God Lord Kalkin
199 God Xarous
200 God Sergiolo
201 God Lumi
202 God Fluffy1201
203 God Jarod Cain
204 God Tallulah Mae
205 God Dark Lord of Time
206 God Roy The Ripper
207 God Mmmhmm
208 God Jessterbal
209 God Elagobalus
210 God Mary Freeman
211 God All That Is
212 God Nolwe
213 God Ladib3
214 God Helius
215 God BishopSmurf
216 God Vykandes
217 God Chuck Wagon
218 God Above
219 God Peewee II
220 God EggbertSteve
221 God Emthyu
222 God She Who Meditates
223 God BlkTmplr
224 God Millertime87
225 God Jason36
226 God Finder
227 God The Silent Observer
228 God Faufcb
229 God MalcolmX
230 God Almighty0
231 God Capricciosa
232 God Achilles523
233 God Billman
234 God Daniel Pittenger
235 God Princesscold
236 God Jiminy Cricket
237 God Aingeala
Guild Name in the Press
Guild Name member God CRogers made the press on day 953 g.e.:
Ephraim Williams – 57th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My Guild has a first Name”, stands at the 
156th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god CRogers. He thinks that a Three-eyed Cyclops slow 
roasted in its own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Monsterdam has to offer.
Guild Name member God Cleophas made the paper on day 958 g.e.:
Vinco Vici Victum – 38th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I shaved my legs 4 THIS?!”, stands at the 
120th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Cleophas. Rumor has it that a local Tofu 
Golem has learned to show the heroine proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God Karen Hickey made the press on day 988 g.e.:
Caethes Briseis – 58th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild Name allowed me in”, stands at the 15th 
position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Karen Hickey. We’ve had many reports that a 
Dyna Mite has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God DrOg made the press on day 993 g.e.:
Carakticus – 63rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “esa suptesu jagarti…”, stands at the 30th position 
in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god DrOg. He’s asking someone to kill all humans and report the 
results via telegram.
Guild Name member God AdamShi made the press on day 996 g.e.:
Agon Kaldar – 60th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “A proper Guild Name”, stands at the 110th 
position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god AdamShi. He thinks that a Wumpus slow roasted in its 
own juices is one of the finest delicacies that Godvillewood has to offer.
Guild Name member God Your Ex Girlfriend made the press on day 1002 g.e.:
Strapping Lad – 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Get your skirt on, Alfred”, stands at the 
187th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Your Ex Girlfriend. He always wanted to 
find out what the birds and bees are actually up to, but never found the time.
Guild Name member God Your Ex Girlfriend made the press again on day 1004 g.e.:
Strapping Lad – 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Get your skirt on, Alfred”, stands at the 5th 
position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Your Ex Girlfriend. We’ve had many reports that a 
Heart Attacker has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God Briguy82171 made the press on day 1027 g.e.:
Briguy82171 – 61st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Thundercats Ho!”, stands at the 124th 
position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Briguy82171. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard 
for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Guild Name member God Xzzwxs made the press on day 1029 g.e.:
Post-it – 62nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Gummint is here to help”, stands at the 20th 
position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzzwxs. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name member God Elena Will made the press on day 1030 g.e.:
Lady Chaos – 61st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For the Republic!”, stands at the 64th position 
in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Elena Will. We’ve had many reports that an Unnoticeable 
Mathlete has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God Tarsius made the press on day 1037 g.e.:
Marion Rossenbach – 72nd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild Name or void!”, stands at the 100th 
position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Tarsius. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon 
and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
Guild Name member God Kehldar made the press on day 1065 g.e.:
Gratt – 65th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at the 87th position in the pantheon 
of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Kehldar. We’ve had many reports that a Copyrat has been afraid to make eye contact 
with him since their last encounter.
Guild Name member God Xzzwxs made the press on day 1072 g.e.:
Post-it – 64th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Gummint is here to help”, stands at the 12th position
 in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Xzzwxs. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, 
and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Guild Name co-founder God Queue made the press on day 1081 g.e.:
Willylowman-barbarian – 52nd-level adventurer, with the motto “Oh Long Johnson”, stands at the 27th position in the pantheon of storytellers 
under the vigilant supervision of the god Queue. He’s asking someone to find out exactly who let the dogs out and report the results via 
carrier pigeon.
Guild Name member God Gutesjahr made the press on day 1082 g.e.:
Gunnar Greybox – 77th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “…as above, so below…”, stands at the 3rd position 
in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Gutesjahr. He thinks that a Singing Shark slow roasted in its own juices is 
one of the finest delicacies that Los Demonos has to offer.
Guild Name member God Phylagaducious made the press on day 1095 g.e.:
Sir Ulath – 15th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Murphy was an optimist!”, stands at the 1st position in the 
pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the god Phylagaducious. His dream is to master the “menacing glance” skill and then offer 
lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name member God CRogers made the press on day 1125 g.e.:
Ephraim Williams – 67th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My Guild has a first Name”, stands at the 40th 
position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god CRogers. Rumor has it that a local Dork Knight has learned to 
show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God Tarsius made the press on day 1127 g.e.:
Marion Rossenbach – 76th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Guild Name or void!”, stands at the 114th 
position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Tarsius. He thinks that a Vampirate slow roasted in its own juices 
is one of the finest delicacies that Unspecifiedistan has to offer.
Guild Name member God Benign Neglect made the press on day 1130 g.e.:
Who Ru – 73rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “That’s so jive!”, stands at the 170th position in the 
pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Benign Neglect. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Guild Name member God Belgaleen made the press on day 1147 g.e.:
Giada Lamour – 84th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Will Hero for Snacks!”, stands at the 117th 
position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Belgaleen. She is known for her disarming smile and 
ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with her laughter.
Guild Name member God Khemul made the press on day 1148 g.e.:
Toresh – 47th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Meh, effort…”, stands at the 11th position in the 
pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Khemul. He always wanted to break the Fourth Wall, but never 
found the time.
Guild Name member God CRogers made the press on day 1149 g.e.:
Ephraim Williams – 68th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My Guild has a first Name”, stands 
at the 40th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god CRogers. All he ever wanted was a little 
love and affection.
Guild Name member God AdamShi made the press on day 1157 g.e.:
Agon Kaldar – 68th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Loud noises!”, stands at the 110th position 
in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god AdamShi. Rumor has it that a local Colonel of Truth has learned 
to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God Pandaemonium made the press on day 1161 g.e.:
GhostFace – 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “ ﻦﻴﺷﺎﺸﺣ ”, stands at the 9th position in the 
pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Pandaemonium. His dream is to master the “golden vein” skill and 
then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
Guild Name member God Morrigan Dahlia made the press on day 1203 g.e.:
Olav Asveinn – 70th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “GN Divine Gladiatrix!”, stands at
 the 6th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Morrigan Dahlia. His worst 
enemy – a Non Sequiturtle. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a slice of jurassic pork. He is also a huge 
fan of Beerburgh’s pubs.
Guild Name co-founder God Rugby Jesus made the press on day 1218 g.e.:
Oliver Klosov – 61st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “in Guild Name we trust”, stands 
at the 24th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Rugby Jesus. His worst 
enemy – a Cheeseburglar. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a Judgement Day calendar. He is also a huge fan 
of Deville’s pubs.
Guild Name member and otter's nose aficionado God Gruntfuttock made the press on day 1222 g.e.:
The Black Prince – 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My Dear Old Thing”, stands 
at the 37th position in the pantheon of templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Gruntfuttock. He is a huge 
fan of Tradeburg’s pubs.
Guild Name member and rainwater aficionado God Gruntfuttock made the press on day 1230 g.e.:
The Black Prince – 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “My Dear Old Thing”, stands 
at the 9th position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Gruntfuttock. His worst 
enemy – a Grim Weeper. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a pocketful of rye. He is also a huge fan of 
Beerburgh’s pubs.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch made the press on day 1238 g.e.:
Geoff Burton – 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert Guild Name here!”, stands 
at the 180th position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Epoch. Rumor has it that a 
local Trans Fat Cat has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name had a double-dip on day 1239 g.e.:
Toresh – 54th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Meh, effort…”, stands at the 
41st position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the god Khemul. He’s asking 
someone to break off a deal with the devil and report the results via express mail.

Briguy82171 – 69th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Thundercats Ho!”, stands 
at the 141st position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Briguy82171. Rumor 
has it that a local Bear-Faced Liar has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
Guild Name member God Elena Will made the paper on day 1246 g.e.:
Lady Chaos – 69th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “For the Republic!”, stands at 
the 58th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Elena Will. Her worst 
enemy – a Facepalm Reader. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a soap box. She is also a huge fan of 
Trollbridge’s pubs.
Guild Name member and Pantheon of Mediocrity initiator God Your Ex Girlfriend made the paper on day 1248 g.e.:
Strapping Lad – 74th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Get your skirt on, Alfred”, 
stands at the 50th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Your Ex Girlfriend. 
He’s asking someone to discover the atomic number of the element of surprise and report the results via express mail.
Guild Name member God Peewee II made the paper on day 1268 g.e.:
Schildi – 51st-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “WHO’s the man?!”, stands at the 
128th position in the pantheon of creation under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Peewee II. The hero has 
no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.
Guild Name member God Jessterbal made the paper on day 1286 g.e.:
Kurick – 78th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “This hero has no motto.”, stands at 
the 172nd position in the pantheon of mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Jessterbal. He always wanted 
to ask the right questions and get the right answers, but never found the time.
Guild Name member God Jacktheblack made the paper on day 1292 g.e.:
Jacktheblack – 76th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “You want me to do WHAT?!?”, 
stands at the 58th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Jacktheblack. He 
is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
Guild Name member God Nucular made the paper on day 1305 g.e.
Automaton 271828 – 13th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Keen on spleens”, stands 
at the 36th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Nucular. His worst 
enemy – an Afterlife Coach. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a “Dummy’s Guide to Dummies” guide. He is 
also a huge fan of Herowin’s pubs.
Guild Name member God AdamShi made the paper on day 1308 g.e.:
Agon Kaldar – 75th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “Loud noises!”, stands at the 
78th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god AdamShi. He is a huge fan of 
Los Demonos’s pubs.
Guild Name co-founder God Epoch made the paper on day 1316 g.e.:
Geoff Burton – 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “insert Guild Name here!”, 
stands at the 15th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Epoch. Rumor has 
it that a local Tiger Lily has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.

Guild Cocktails

The Captain Supreme

Captain Morgan served in a Manhattan style, using dry vermouth, with a thin line of Grand Marnier floated on top.

The Kizzy Fizz

  • 45 ml whiskey
  • 30 ml red grapefruit juice
  • 10 ml simple syrup
  • 80 ml brut champagne

garnish with lemon wedge, serve over ice

Guild Science

According to this graph and science, in 6 years we will have over 40,000 members.

Guild Name members are very interested in how the game works. We have, among others, done surveys and research in the following areas:

  • Mystery Box outcome rates
  • Gold Sacrifice to Godpower Conversion rates
  • Brick Melting Rates
  • Mini-quest Outcomes

And many more. Our chief guild scientists, God AdamShi , God CRogers , and God Xzzwxs , have worked with God Epoch , many Guild Name members, and many friends and acquaintances from other guilds. We're still trying to figure out how publishing research works in Godville, but we are all willing to share any knowledge we have discovered with anyone who asks, Guild Name or otherwise. Please contact any of us if you would like to know more.



Guild Gallery

The Guild Name Guild Gallery is a place where member submitted photos of the gods or heroes can be displayed for the moderate enjoyment of all. It shows that both the gods and heroes have a wide range of interests outside of simple monster slaying and forum posting. Guild images such as crest versions, guild points, failed T-Shirt prints, and other miscellany will also be displayed here for posterity.