Guide to the galaxy

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Guide to the galaxy
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Rough illustration of an actual electronic guide to the galaxy
Type 💎Bold
Description Also known as "One of most confusing book ever wrote".

The galaxy can be very confusing sometimes, can't it? Especially for poor heroes who are incapable of any serious thinking without the help of their gods. Well, don't worry! Now your hero has his or her very own Guide to the galaxy. The cover words Don't Panic are meant to be a constant reminder to your hero, at least until they sell it off.

This guide could be the end of all the annoying questions your hero tends to ask... And will remind your hero to always carry a towel. Sadly, heroes almost never take the time to actually read it. At least your hero can sell it off for a reasonable price at one of the shops.

The Guide

The Heroes' Guide to the galaxy is probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor. It is also a highly successful book - more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolom Cluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is this God person ANYWAYS!?!?... -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


Small Black Electronic Book with the words "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters inscribed on the cover.