Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy

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Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy
Guild Page: Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy 

I feel my neurons slowing down to a state of stupefaction.

Look into my eyes... don't look around the eyes, look straight into my eyes... you are entering a deep state of hypnosis... deeper... deeper... all the way down. Good.

Tea! I have tea and I know how to use it
HAPPY Now, everything I say is absolute truth and you will surrender your will unconditionally to me.... The Leader. Trust in Me.
Breathe in…... COPY…..... Hold your breath…..... PASTE…...... Breathe out….... LOL!
HAPPY You really are blessed by luck, as by stumbling through the hallowed portals of the GROOVY CHURCH OF HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY you have embarked upon a personal quest of self realisation through mindless joy. Trust in Me.
whoever bathes daily in the river of stupidity worries not of fungal growth
JOY The Groovy Church is a guild you really can call home... we will even eventually replace your family! WE ARE YOUR FAMILY. Trust in Me.
I’ve got a gerbil called Sprinkles

The Groovy Church will cleanse your mind and fully liberate you achieve enlightenment through the esoteric arts of copy pasting and LOL meditation. Imagination is a dangerous and heretical act which only leads to false freedom. COPY-PASTE-LOL! You will be assimilated. Trust in Me.

For all the wonderful services we provide, The Groovy Church only requires two small things from guild members, namely 50% of your earnings and your soul. And the soul of your cat. Yes, that's 3 things. Counting correctly is a dangerous and heretical act that only leads to false freedom. Trust in Me. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

Hes a bear an hes a fruit also!!1

3-2-1.... You're back in the room.

Welcome to the Groovy Church! The donations tin is in the corner. Don't be a stranger.

To achieve enlightenment of your mind, wallet and soul, please copy and paste (LOL!) the following voice command when your fool is out of town and not fighting....

Join the "Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy" Guild.

If your fool subsequently has their head turned by the false idols of another guild, enter the "Cancel Quest" command.

Resistance is futile. Trust in Me :D

Brilliant! I've just recorded a whole LP of Lounge Exotica Vuvuzela covers, and I've spoken to Hans Koller, who's let me use the cover of his 'Relax with my horns' album...


Hello my lovelies. My psychic radar is receiving emanations through the aether…. it seems that Guild Name are holding a quiz. More importantly, THERE ARE PRIZES.

Although I’m aware that Groovy Church Tea has resulted in your average shoe size being greater than your average IQ, you are all encouraged to enter the Guild Name Pub Name Quiz Name and bring as many prizes as possible back to me so we can all fully bask in the glory of the Groovy Church.

There’s a day in the flagellation chamber for those that come back empty handed. Two days for lucky prize winners!


Sales of inflatable Tea Shirts from my mind kiosk have been buoyant and balloon sales have gone through the roof! In light of this, I have purchased a large roll of LOL Lino and created a LAUGHING FLOOR in the temple.

So when the tea kicks in, you may now either ROLL ON FLOOR LAUGHING ( ROFL ) or ROLL ON LAUGHING FLOOR ( ROLF ). I hope this new variant gives you all years of absent minded joy.


In order to reclaim Unspecifiedistan as The Holy City of ROFLOPOLIS, All illuminated seers of the Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy are to start stockpiling Vials of Liquid ROFL. Reasons may follow.

“We all dance like fools on the shining path to the eschaton!”

From the LIBER GNU, stanza XXIV

And why not get a ’I’m collecting liquid ROFL for Guru Gnu!’ T-shirt from my mind kiosk for the introductory price of 200 coins each?.. or 2 for 500. Terms & Conditions apply. You only save your soul if you buy 2. T-Shirt is only hired and still remains property of GGnu Corp.

There now follows a public information film about the possible side effects of Groovy Church Tea.

You look like Zootroll!
Everyday I'm rofling