Golden parachute

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a rough picture of a participant in the event

Type: Artifact

The head of a family of very rich circumstances once came up with an idea to commemorate his success in the world of tourism[1]. The man called up his wife, children, extended family, friends, customers, and half of the local town to go on a skydiving trip with him. He then deviously had all of the many parachutes he needed covered in pure gold by a poor blacksmith.

When the few hundred or so attendees showed up and put on their deceptively light parachutes, only the rich man man himself was wearing a parachute that was light enough to bear weight.

On the count of three, the others all jumped simultaneously from a high mountain, and plummeted to their doom, the heavy golden parachutes unable to lift their bodies.

According to a diary from a vultures innards, the rich man who orchestrated the plot starved to death whilst looting the bodies, and after many a while, those thousands of parachutes were picked up by monsters as they buried the bodies.

  1. a system in which he would refer the heroes nearby taverns and monsters and drop by later to collect the loot from their intoxicated/dead bodies.