Have you ever talked to a baby? Wanted to know what it was saying? Maybe you thought it was an evil mastermind, taunting you by telling its plan? Well, look no further!
The gibberish translator uses such amazing technology, mentioning all of it on this page would break my computer! However, for the fair price of $0 (not including shipping and handling), your hero will now be able to use babies as spies on unsuspecting heroes. Just think, they will never suspect that that sweet little face is actually memorizing everything about the area! Unless, of course, babies are stupid and don't do that, but it's not like nobody tested this, right? Right?!