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|Habitat||on your lap|
|Description||slighty overweight good kitty|
The Fat Cat (Catus Fatus) isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...
History, Life cycle.
- How to recognize this monster
Massive gargantuan purring machine of smashing destructions. It doesn't know it's own strenght. Or weight. Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on hero lap to be pet and accidentally crushing them to death.
- Tips for battling this monster
Good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
- Other distinguishing features
Comes in all colors and one shape. Round.
- very resilient
- cannot be moved
- too selfish to care
- catnip pie
- that last piece of pizza
- actually any pie