|Monsters of Godville|
|Description:||No good at being a whale at all|
The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore. It is no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move it from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale no longer attacking their young when they land on the water to eat bugs.
- Large size
- Frequently irritates heroes
- Motivational speakers
- Too many people talking to it at once