Fail Whale

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Pets of Godville
Fail Whale
Defectus cetaceans
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Strong Monster
Class Fish
Habitat Failure
Description No good at being a whale at all
Pet
Tame at levels 130-137
Features Sailing

The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a tamable monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore.

It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Large size
  • Frequently irritates heroes
  • Failure is infectious which can sometimes spread to heroes

Weaknesses

  • Motivational speakers
  • Too many people talking to it at once
  • Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure
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