El teso is a living side product of the chewgum industry. He's like a glue ball with sunglasses. He has some finger and no teeths. One time he fall in love in a uhu patafix piece, but then he decided to live a life in abstinence and cut his cock to be able to resist the temtation. Once he tried to got drunk and learned that alcohol and glue isn't a good combination. He's living room is the tropical forest with the caucho tries. And somehow he became a god.