Duct Tape Golem
The Duct Tape Golem, or "mmmph mmmnph, mphh" in Ductapeese,
The dialect of the species, are usually a a very slow moving, but highly dangerous creature.
Typically grey in color, these Awkward beasts slowly and not so silently attempt to sneak up on heroes to try and attach themselves. Once attached, they begin to suffocate and rip all hair from their victim, resulting in quite recognizable sounds of ripping tape followed by shrieks of pain.
There has been rumor of great multi-colored and albino golems, not much is known of them at this time.