Dragonandon

From GodWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
Monsters of Godville
Dragonandon
Dragonandon.jpg
Class: Reptile
Habitat: Mushroom gardens
Description: A rest inducing reptile

The Dragonandon (Draconis filibusterus "filibuster dragon") is a boss-monster.

While most dragons breathe fire out of their mouths, the Dragonandon (drag on and on) spews out long boring tales of its childhood, the state of its underground mushroom garden, or the latest addition to its stamp collection, among numerous other mundane topics in its arsenal. This often induces severe boredom in those who dare fight it: adventurers have often been reported to have fallen asleep, with some even attempting to bury their heads into the ground, or cut their own ears off, just so they wouldn't have to hear any more of the Dragonandon's rambling. Unfortunately the Dragonandon is typically emotionally sensitive, and the sight of its audience being downright unappreciative of its stories usually sends it into a dangerous rage, raining down quick barrages of claw attacks and tail whips.

As of the time of writing this article, there has yet to be a proper recorded sketch of the beast itself, as it rarely emerges out in the open (probably tending to its mushroom garden or rearranging its stamp collection). Even then, the very few who have survived the physical and mental ordeal have offered vastly conflicting accounts of the Dragonandon's appearance, apart from the obvious facts that it has four limbs and a tail. Anyone who believes they've produced a proper image of the Dragonandon are welcome to add it here.

It is rumored that a special type of earplugs is currently under development: when worn, it would block out only the Dragonandon's voice, thus saving you and your teammates from the agony. In the meantime, it is advised that your team members all wear high quality earplugs, and develop a simple form of non-verbal communication to coordinate your attacks.

Strengths:

  • Strong vocal chords can speak for forever
  • Keen ears
  • Excellent eyesight

Weaknesses:

  • Earplugs
  • Very sensitive feelings
  • Will become enraged with chants of "Bo-Ring!" and "Next!"
Boss-Monsters
Aboveground ArchnemesisArrestocratBroadbanditCentouristCholestrollTerminator T-34
Dungeon Class A AfterlifeguardAppetitanArk EnemyBosstradamusDifficultistDucktatorDungeon KeeperHangoverlordObscentinelSpelun KingStalactitanTubercolossus
Class B AftermothBuzzkillerDetrimentalistFlashmobsterGlitch DoctorHazmatadorHellevangelistKilldebeestMagnum OctopusUnderminerUranium Slug
Class C BluffaloCatastrofleaDungeon SweeperFlowsnakeHypnogriffMinotouristNachomancerPlundertakerSalsamanderQuasidodoShyborgSighborg
Mini-Quest Ancient DemonDrowned CaptainKu Klux ClownLevel BossMad ClownVegan CannibalWherewolf
Underground AlpacalypseAlpha MoleBossferatuDragonandonGiga ByterHeromnivoreJack LanternMoleosaurusOvertakerSquirmisherTerracotta WorrierVertigoat
Dragons
Acrophobic DragonAsthmatic DragonBook WyrmCivil SerpentDouble DragonDragon With A Girl TattooDragonandonFire Breathing DragonGrayscaled DragonGummy WyrmHidden DragonOrigami DragonPanzer DragonRing WyrmSnap-DragonTempered Glass Dragon