DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil

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DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil
Motto: Truly Diabolical.
Alignment: So bad we're good
Gold Fund: 14762 c.u.
Founder(s):
Date Founded: September 2011
Membership Count: 187 random adds, 10 sleeper alts and 6 bona fide DraGoonic Gloom Klowns
Pantheon of unity Rank: All over the place
Forum Headquarters: DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil
Guild Page: DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil 
Allies:
Rivals:
Data current as of next Tuesday


Intro

You lucky so and so!... You've just tripped over on the decaying carcass that is the DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil (D.O.P.E.) Guild HQ wikipage. D.O.P.E. Is shaping up to be the most dysfunctional guild in all of Godville, as it teeters on the invisible tectonic fault line lying under the game. The levels of intrigue, confusion and absurdity are enough to draw in some of Godville's bravest souls. Check out the forum page (link in the box thing on the top right) for the latest nonsense.


Mission Statement

Do you enjoy pretending to be evil and strutting round a comedic game with an air of intimidatory malevolence?

Are you obsessed with the Arena and your statistical superiority over others?

Have you had a sense of humor by-pass operation?

Yes?... Well then!... It’s high time you jacked in your present guild of joy and lightness and applied to become a DraGoon Of Pretentious Evil.

Here at D.O.P.E. , we do po-faced faux evil for real! We are so good in the arena we don’t even do it any more…. It is beneath us!.... We just bathe in the sunlight of our own self important pomposity.

Once a member, please feel obliged to regularly copy and paste inanities from the main game in order to extol the evil brilliance of the guild or attempt to curry favour with senior members. In return, we solemnly promise to shamelessly attempt to extract friend invitations from n00bs by a system of promising them secret passwords of no use whatsoever.

Applications for membership are particularly welcome from alts, spies and infiltrators from other ‘evil’ guilds…. In your attempts to subvert and take control you will only make us stronger. In a game based on humor, the joke is on you.

Disclaimer:

The value of your evil is risk based and may go down as well as up.

DOPE is an Equal Opportunities Employer – we encourage applications from the Good community.


The DRAGOONIC SAP COMMITTEE

Does not exist, so don't ask. Even if it did, it would be secret. Any mention of it anywhere is a figment of your imagination.


Our current war

As keen members of DSPCS (DraGoonic Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Shadows), we felt compelled to declare war on the Shadow Hunters on 31 January 2012. It is going well. So far we have formed into three squads

  • Shadow Protection Underground Decoys (SPUD)
  • Bashing of Ugly Shadow Hunters (BUSH)
  • Forever Lazy Ambush Patrol (FLAP)

All commanded by the Shadow Protection Armed Militia (SPAM). Our top-secret attack plan is to dangle the SPUDs as bait, then attack with BUSH with FLAPS as cover. Nothing could go wrong.

BUSH COVERED BY FLAPS WILL RELIEVE SPUDS is our new mantra.


Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough

Enter the God Voice: Join the "DraGoons Of Pretentious Evil" guild whilst idling on a quest (not in town or fighting)


Kilts

...are currently mandatory in the summer months. To prevent Jack Frost nipping at our plums, we revert to seal skin jodhpurs during wintertide. STOP THE PRESS.... The summer season of 2012 will see the bold introduction of Mankinis as standard issue. Enjoy.

Outro

See intro.