Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves

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Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves (1%)

Difficulty: 6 / 10

It all began in the diplomatic office, with an intern, a houseplant, and a Main Square parrot. Now, itโ€™s a tradition.

Once Upon a Time in Unsettlement

ยซ To say that this quest started auspiciously would be an overstatement. And an outright lie.
Amb. Hiko Trelawney
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Reprinted with permission from It Was a Dark and Bureacratic Night: Collected Stories of the Godville Diplomatic Corps, โ€œChapter 14: The Day the Bosses Were Awayโ€:

The Unsettlement Consulate was built in 498 g.e. with the idea of providing the rumored residents of the nearby Wastelands of Insomnia with a means of contacting the government of Godville without traveling to Godville itself. The Consulate was... not the best detail. The diplomats that ended up there were the ones that made embarrassing mistakes elsewhere. And not the loose-cannon, everything-turns-out-better sorts of mistake-makers, but the ones who accidentally offer marzipan to foreign leaders who have nut allergies. They ended up at the Consulate because nobody in the Corps actually believed the rumor that there were Dark Elves in the Wastelands or Gnomes in Sleepless Hollow.

I had recently taken my civil service exam


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Lagers Ale-chemist โœ” ๐Ÿป Barbeerian โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Cubโœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Golem โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer Mugger โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerburglar โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerkat โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerserker โœ” ๐Ÿป Beerwolf โœ” ๐Ÿป Boartender โœ’๏ธ ๐Ÿป Brewpid the Reindeer โœ” ๐Ÿป Delirium Tremendous ๐Ÿป Diet Sprite โœ” ๐Ÿป Drinkerella โœ” ๐Ÿป Extra Dry Djinn โœ” ๐Ÿป Maรฎtre Demon ๐Ÿป Moonswine ๐Ÿป Red Bull โœ” ๐Ÿป Tea Rex โœ” ๐Ÿป Inncreeper ๐Ÿป Tequila Mockingbird โœ”
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Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer-battered beer โœ” ๐Ÿป Beer-scented soap โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of beer from a wall โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of domesticated beer โœ” ๐Ÿป Bottle of holy ale ๐Ÿป Can of ambrosia โœ” ๐Ÿป Dungeon brew ๐Ÿป Exclamation pint โœ” ๐Ÿป Fairy ale ๐Ÿป Flask of witch's brewski ๐Ÿป โ€œFree beerโ€ ticket โœ” ๐Ÿป Instant beer tablet โœ” ๐Ÿป Pint of no return โœ” ๐Ÿป Portable beer cooler ๐Ÿป Pot of strange brew ๐Ÿป Strange brew ๐Ÿป Vanishing pint ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป โ€œWish you were beerโ€ postcard
Equipment Ancient cork โœ” ๐Ÿป Awkward paws ๐Ÿป Bear arms ๐Ÿป Beer goggles โœ” ๐Ÿป Cardboard box ๐Ÿป Cocktail umbrella ๐Ÿป Cup of woe ๐Ÿป Eye of the liger ๐Ÿป Eyepatch of the tiger ๐Ÿป Flea collar ๐Ÿป Goblet of fire ๐Ÿป Latex catsuit ๐Ÿป Lion's mane ๐Ÿป Liver warmer ๐Ÿป Milk moustache ๐Ÿป Nekomimi ๐Ÿป Oktobervest ๐Ÿป Old barrel ๐Ÿป Tropical punch
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup ๐Ÿป Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves ๐Ÿป Find out how to turn a golden brick into a pint of beer ๐Ÿป Sing all of โ€œ99 bottles of beer on the wall!โ€ ๐Ÿป Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries โœ”
Skills Beer belly โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท ๐Ÿป Lion belch โœ’๏ธ ๐Ÿป Sober view โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท
Taverns All Inn ๐Ÿป The Battle Toad ๐Ÿป Caravanserai ๐Ÿป The Den of Iniquity ๐Ÿป Dunquestin ๐Ÿป The Glass Cannon ๐Ÿป The Mended Drum ๐Ÿป Progress Bar โœ” ๐Ÿป The Rumor Mill ๐Ÿป Shepherdโ€™s Stuff ๐Ÿป Space Bar ๐Ÿป The Sword & Sandal โœ” ๐Ÿป The Whinery โœ”