Deliver some sour gnomish beer to the dark elves
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It all began in the diplomatic office, with an intern, a houseplant, and a Main Square parrot. Now, it’s a tradition.
Once Upon a Time in Unsettlement
|To say that this quest started auspiciously would be an overstatement. And an outright lie.
Amb. Hiko Trelawney
Reprinted with permission from It Was a Dark and Bureacratic Night: Collected Stories of the Godville Diplomatic Corps, “Chapter 14: The Day the Bosses Were Away”:
The Unsettlement Consulate was built in 498 g.e. with the idea of providing the rumored residents of the nearby Wastelands of Insomnia with a means of contacting the government of Godville without traveling to Godville itself. The Consulate was... not the best detail. The diplomats that ended up there were the ones that made embarrassing mistakes elsewhere. And not the loose-cannon, everything-turns-out-better sorts of mistake-makers, but the ones who accidentally offer marzipan to foreign leaders who have nut allergies. They ended up at the Consulate because nobody in the Corps actually believed the rumor that there were Dark Elves in the Wastelands or Gnomes in Sleepless Hollow.
I had recently taken my civil service exam
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