Cry of horror
Type: Combat skill
Cry of horror is a combat skill only practiced by the most cowardly of heroes. It involves succumbing to one's deepest fears and shrieking like a little school-girl. The Cry of horror was first witnessed in a movie theater during a showing of Pet Revenge IV: This Time It Counts. During the climactic scene where the evil pet was attempting to impose revenge on a former hero, a seven foot, 300 pound hero in the audience let out a shriek of terror so deafening it knocked 200 hp off every member of the audience. It has been said that if the audience members weren't so busy attempting to reattach their arms, they would have laughed at the oversized pansy.
The hero actually cries during horror movies, which is neither scary nor becoming.
The hero has learned to cry out with enough volume that people passing by start to wonder if he or she might have seen their own shadow.
The hero's cry makes lesser, smaller monsters pee where they stand. Larger monsters may recall a nightmare they had recently, causing them to react slower.
The hero is able to emit a cry so loud that monsters freeze in fear and become stone, lifeless versions of themselves.