Criminal Master Mime
Criminal Master Mime | |
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Mimus malus | |
Strong Monster | |
Class | Mimic |
Habitat | Street corners and stages |
Death Rattle | .............! |
Description | Black and white and red all over |
The Criminal Master Mime is a monster of few words, but great intelligence.
It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.
If a heroine sees such a beast approaching, she may wish to make good use of a laugh track - a somewhat insanely annoying anathema to this kind of monster. Some also say that videos of deer being caught in headlights are also a way to stop the Criminal Master Mime, but this requires further study.
Attributes
Strengths
- Will always outmaneuver even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves
- Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror !
Weaknesses
- Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
- Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment