Criminal Master Mime
| Criminal Master Mime | |
|---|---|
| Mimus malus | |
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| Strong Monster | |
| Class | Mimic |
| Habitat | Street corners and stages |
| Death Rattle | .............! |
| Description | Black and white and red all over |
The Criminal Master Mime is a monster of few words, but great intelligence.
It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if the hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.
If a heroine sees such a beast approaching, she may wish to make good use of a laugh track - a somewhat insanely annoying anathema to this kind of monster. Some also say that videos of deer being caught in headlights are also a way to stop the Criminal Master Mime, but this requires further study.
Attributes
Strengths
- Will always outmanoeuvre even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves
- Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror!
Weaknesses
- Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
- Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment
Field Notes
Our field agent, after much resolve and determination, did find one good combat technique to use against such monsters...
We have just issued a warning on a new cross-breed of Criminal Master Mime and Not So Funny Now Clown.
