Collateral damage calculator
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|Collateral damage calculator|
The Collateral damage calculator is an artifact.
Preferred By: Evil Heroines and Heroes
Rarity: Legendary (Subject to change anytime by the Holy Random)
Only after she felt like she was about to faint, did the heroine care to stop. She was all sweaty and worn out with all that monster killing. She lay down beside the narrow forest road, she aching back supported by a huge rock. Looking back the way she had come from, she realised there was no longer a forest but flames stretching for miles.
She took out her Collateral Damage Calculator and scanned the horizon, and the gadget beeped with the following lines flashing on its cracked screen: "593720 GB worth of Godville property damaged!"
- GB: Gold Bricks