Church of Shane

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The Church of Shane is dedicated to reckless partying, blackout drinking, and consumption of mind altering substances. Members are encouraged to rally to the party cry of "Church of Shane!"

The first rule of the Church of Shane is that rules are for suckers. The second rule of the Church of Shane is to refer to rule one, Sucker!

Members of the Church of Shane get free beer at all parties, usually because they brought the tap for the keg. They also recieve extra beer tokens at brew fests to fill their cups with delicious master crafted beers. Aged Scotch whisky is avaliable at the temple.