Center of gravity
This Artifact is an essential yet non-essential piece of equipment. It's very handy to carry around yet extremely easy to lose for our typically drunken hero. It's gain brings upright posture and a level head, whereas it's loss leads to a fall in pride, spirit and physical demeanor.
The typical Center of gravity is often put to extreme testing when our Hero is practicing their Drunken Kung Fu, and let's face it, what other type of Kung Fu would they practice ?
Here we see an adept definitely not falling over and about to fall on his fundamental.
Here is our adept demonstrating superior Center of gravity manipulation
I'm not falling over... no, I'm not !
- As seen in the Godville Times # 1612
Day 1858 g.e. Wanted: a center of gravity. Don't just stand there - sell, sell, sell!