Centaur of Gravity
| Centaur of Gravity | |
|---|---|
| Centaurus gravitas | |
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| Class | Man-Horse |
| Habitat | Extra-terrestrial centaur with an attitude. |
| Description | Unknown |
The Centaur of Gravity (Centaurus gravitas) is a very wobbly monster with an inner ear imbalance. Of course, this makes him quite grumpy and he needs almost no encouragement to feast upon the blood and organs of an unsuspecting heroine.
Contents
Biography from miscellanea of Vogon’s poetry
Centaur’s parents was from Monsterdam, city of One Gouge. Young monster often was on the river ArmSteal. He wanted to be best of jostler (monsters are thieves in mostly). He get first cent, then second cent and making from it percent. The wealth is grew, was lucky time, and target next was learning lie. And after that attracting gold. Became our monster strong and bold.
Thro money’s gravitation aura this monster was named Centaur. When draw coins, he is mock – in selfish aura it lock.
It was so many years ago. The significance is changed. Who knows? Be careful heroine on your road, if you encounter this beast.
Attributes
Strengths
- Throws coins at the heroine. This does not work when cash is zero[1].
- Domineer at gravity, very strong in habitat.
Weaknesses
- When it sees money – loses focus. Be funny – drop some coins for hocus[2].
- Like ale and music to confusion.
