Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle

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Geography of Godville
Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle
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Thousands of metres above the Limestone Labyrinth, in the middle of the largest desert in all the realms, lies a sinkhole hidden among the sands. Though technically part of the Limestone Labyrinth, the Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle is only accessible by this small sinkhole opening in an unspecified location. Heroes occasionally stumble upon it and fall in. A Hero thus finding himself at the bottom of the sinkhole, after navigating a series of tunnels, reaches a huge cavern. In this cavern rests a ruined altar from times of old which still pipes out volcanic smoke. The cavern floor is covered with the remains of heroes who died of starvation or inhaled too much of the sulfurous haze.

Within the smoke, legends say, lurks the Weak-Witted Oracle, who frustrates trapped Heroes with prophecies of their imminent doom in the form of knock-knock jokes.

This cave was previously designated 'A26' by the Godville Geographical Society.

Territories and Landmarks
B-Trees Forest • Beer Bay • Blue Portal Lagoon • Brain Slugs Farm • Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle • The Cavern of Dwarves' Glory • The Cliff of The Lonely Hero • Cliff of Unrequited Love • The Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hill • Desert of Former Alkies • Divine Lake • Eastern Magmatic Plumules • Field of Special Magic • Forgotten Woods • Fountain of Youth • Graveyard of the Chosen Ones • Great Lava Desert of Trogh • Hypergiant Delta • Jagged Peaks • Lake of Maiden's Tears • Limestone Labyrinth • Little-big pond • Lost paradise • Low Gravity Plains • Mainstream • Meadows of Eternal Tranquility • Meadow of Everlastingnight • Milestone 554 • Oasis of Deadman's Hand • OnePricedWood • Passage of the Last Man Lying • Pathway of Lemmings • Plateau of Low Gravity • Platonic Woodland • Qu'tox Ocean • Radiostagnant Pits • River Amp • River Kraktor • River Stinks • Sacred Archipelago • Sleepless Hollow • Strawberry Fields • Swamp of missed kamikazes • The Land of Landmarks • Trans-Astral Highway • Triffids' Valley • Vector Field • Wastelands of Insomnia • Watering Hole • World's Apex • Yggdrasil