Cape of Adena's sorrow
The Cape of Adena's sorrow is a cape powered by unstable emotions of a goddess sealed inside. It isn't completely certain if this is accurate or not, but legend says that she was sealed by other gods for casting unspeakable punishment upon her hero.
This cape has been passed down from the abused hero to abused hero. The wearer of this cape will possess the speed and agility of a hero with exactly the same level with the added bonus of a small magic force field that is slightly more protective than air.
However, under the influence of the cape, a hero may tend to waste more money, less money, or exactly the same amount of money at a bar.
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