Cantankerous Chimaera

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Monsters of Godville
Cantankerous Chimaera
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Class Chimaera
Habitat Unknown
Description Unknown

The Cantankerous Chimaera is a monster.

If anyone knows what CANTANKEROUS actually means, they have the power to defeat a chimera that bears above description: beat it to death with your ultra-complete dictionary.

The Cantankerous Chimaera is an unfriendly, irritating beast that you do not want to mess with.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Super flamboyant
  • Jazz hands

Weaknesses

  • Easily offended
  • Deluded
  • Consults with pink trees
  • Allergic to epiphanies
  • Argues with itself sometimes
  • Loves Eating Sweets