Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell
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This is a bit of a tricky one for your average Hero, not being good with math and suchlike.
In order to progress in this mini-quest, your Hero will need to actual sums and counting and other foreign concepts.
We suggest the your Hero adopt these practices...
- take off his chain-mail gloves and iron boots, for he will need all his fingers and toes, and more
- call in all available friends and have them take off their chain-mail gloves and iron boots
- find a Hero can read and write to help with the calculations and general writing things down
- try not to lose count
- try to remember what the actual problem was, and not wander off the the tavern for a drink
- see if the results make any sense at all
- find someone who cares about the answer
- Help an angel earn its wings – Angel’s feather (bold) →
- Find where angels fear to tread – Invite to hell (bold) →
- Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell – Wet pants (regular) →
- Die another day – segue to boss →
- Boss – Ancient Demon