Deep in the dark forest, lost and drunk, you desperately need to pee. "Why can't more forests have toilets?!" You cry to yourself. "Fine! There's no one around. Who would ever know?" Quietly, you walk over to a bush and prepare to relieve yourself. Just as that sweet release begins, a twig nearby snaps. You cover yourself and scan the direction from which it came. Seeing nothing, you continue on with your task.
Suddenly, a naked man leaps out of the darkness! He runs up and, before you can move, slaps a pair of bunny ears onto your head. Through your shock, you notice an identical pair on the strange man. "Who are you? What the hell just happened?!" You exclaim. The man does not answer. Before you can utter another syllable, the man takes off into the darkness, cackling like an old woman. A voice comes faintly through the trees, "welcome to the coven."
Bewildered and a little frightened, you decide it is time to go. You reach up to pull off the ears, but find they won't move! It appears they have been glued in place. Try as you might, those ears are stuck.
Welcome to the guild. >:]