Bully Mammoth

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Monsters of Godville
Bully Mammoth
BullyMammoth.jpg
Class Bully
Habitat The Playground and Hallways
Description A pachyderm with bullying issues
Totem for Meanderthals

The Bully Mammoth (Mammuthus salaco) is a monster. Don't mess wit tha Bully Mammoth cuz he'll jack you up. Bully Mammoths are the scourge of the playground. They've been known to grab an innocent's hero's underwear and give a wedgie so hard the hero flies ten milestones. Specialty moves by the Bully Mammoth include the Melvin, the Atomic Wedgie, the Bra-Connection Wedgie (connect panties to a hero's bra so it stays put), and the Hanging Wedgie.

The Bully Mammoth once teased a hero so hard the hero quit Godville, forever. But it isn't the Bully Mammoth's fault, he comes from a broken home. Of course, the Bully Mammoth's favorite movie is Mean Girls.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Squashes anti-bullying campaigns with one stop of his foot
  • Really strong from wedgie lifting
  • Master of the practical joke

Weaknesses

  • Maybe the principal's office, but not really
  • Not very tough without his friends
  • Note sure how to tease a drunk hero
  • Can't stand the taste of his own medicine


Elephantidae
Elephas Brutal Psychophant Elephant of Surprise Elephantom Fifth Elephant Heffalump Hellaphant Hellephant HTMLephant Irrelephant Pink Elephant Psycophant Undercover Elephant
Mammuthus Bald Mammoth Bully Mammoth Multi-tusked Mammoth Yorkshire Mammoth