Bully Mammoth
| Bully Mammoth | |
|---|---|
| Mammuthus salaco | |
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| Class | Bully |
| Habitat | The Playground and Hallways |
| Totem for | Meanderthals |
| Description | A pachyderm with bullying issues |
The Bully Mammoth (Mammuthus salaco) is a monster. Don't mess wit tha Bully Mammoth cuz he'll jack you up. Bully Mammoths are the scourge of the playground. They've been known to grab an innocent's hero's underwear and give a wedgie so hard the hero flies ten milestones. Specialty moves by the Bully Mammoth include the Melvin, the Atomic Wedgie, the Bra-Connection Wedgie (connect panties to a hero's bra so it stays put), and the Hanging Wedgie.
The Bully Mammoth once teased a hero so hard the hero quit Godville, forever. But it isn't the Bully Mammoth's fault, he comes from a broken home. Of course, the Bully Mammoth's favorite movie is Mean Girls.
Attributes
Strengths
- Squashes anti-bullying campaigns with one stop of his foot
- Really strong from wedgie lifting
- Master of the practical joke
Weaknesses
- Maybe the principal's office, but not really
- Not very tough without his friends
- Note sure how to tease a drunk hero
- Can't stand the taste of his own medicine
| Elephantidae | |
|---|---|
| Elephas | Elephant of Surprise • Elephantom • Fifth Elephant • Heffalump • Hellaphant • Hellephant • HTMLephant • Irrelephant • Pink Elephant • Psycophant • Undercover Elephant |
| Mammuthus | Bald Mammoth • Bully Mammoth • Multi-tusked Mammoth • Yorkshire Mammoth |
