|Habitat||The Playground and Hallways|
|Description||A pachyderm with bullying issues|
The Bully Mammoth (Mammuthus salaco) is a monster. Don't mess wit tha Bully Mammoth cuz he'll jack you up. Bully Mammoths are the scourge of the playground. They've been known to grab an innocent's hero's underwear and give a wedgie so hard the hero flies ten milestones. Specialty moves by the Bully Mammoth include the Melvin, the Atomic Wedgie, the Bra-Connection Wedgie (connect panties to a hero's bra so it stays put), and the Hanging Wedgie.
The Bully Mammoth once teased a hero so hard the hero quit Godville, forever. But it isn't the Bully Mammoth's fault, he comes from a broken home. Of course, the Bully Mammoth's favorite movie is Mean Girls.
- Squashes anti-bullying campaigns with one stop of his foot
- Really strong from wedgie lifting
- Master of the practical joke
- Maybe the principal's office, but not really
- Not very tough without his friends
- Note sure how to tease a drunk hero
- Can't stand the taste of his own medicine
|Mammuthae||Bald Mammoth • Bully Mammoth • Multi-tusked Mammoth • Yorkshire Mammoth|
|Elephantidae incertae sedis||Elephant of Surprise • Elephantom • Fifth Elephant • Heffalump • Hellaphant • Hellephant • HTMLephant • Irrelephant • Pink Elephant • Psycophant • Undercover Elephant|