Long ago, the ancients foretold of a guild that would quickly rise to power and surpass all other guilds that came before and would come after.
Unfortunately, the Brown Smurfs is not that guild.
Many years ago, a child was born in the western world. The child was pure of heart and pure of thought. Born of equal parts of innocence and curiosity, the child entered the world without hesitation or fear.
One day, that child became a part of the greatest soccer team known to man...THE BROWN SMURFS!
While the Brown Smurfs never won any trophies or any games for that matter, their legend will live throughout the ages as the coolest name for a child's soccer team EVER!!!