Brooklyn

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Guild: Brooklyn

Trait: True Brightness!

Alignment: Good

Founders: I Am Creator (grand master) and Somas1 (grand master)

Deputy: Rakehand (advisor)


About the Brooklyn guild

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand the Brooklyn guild. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of the Brooklyn guild. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post-modern-micro-eco-compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as "I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole" and "I'd rather eat wasps" from global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exhaustive report on Brooklyn guild and its numerous 'industries'.

  • Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said "hounds will feast on society" [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen's recent publication 'Into the eye of', could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without the Brooklyn guild is like a society without knowledge, in that it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Nothing represents every day life better than the Brooklyn guild, and I mean nothing. It breaks the mold, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

  • Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine." To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, the Brooklyn guild fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of the Brooklyn guild, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, "How?" Even a child could work out that the cost of living will eventually break free from the powerful influence of the Brooklyn guild, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

  • Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the Brooklyn guild and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing the Brooklyn guild and political feeling.

We cannot talk of the Brooklyn guild and politics without remembering the words of style icon Demetrius Skank "political change changes politics, but where does it go?" [2] What a fantastic quote. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of the Brooklyn guild to politics is 'participation'.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires the Brooklyn guild, and what's more human than politics?

  • Conclusion

In conclusion, the Brooklyn guild plays a large part in the lives of all. It inspires, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

I shall give the final word to star Shania Lennon: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without the Brooklyn guild by my side.' [3]


  • Works Cited

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] My Brooklyn guild! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing